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John Egbert

@ectoTrickster

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 311Kull Score: 3809 followers5 following

does hunting ghosts together qualify as a date? asking for a friend

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YEAH, WE ARE… MAYBE.

definitely!! 100% friends

Y0U 901N9 0N 4 D473?

haha nooo i was asking for a friend a friend who also ghost hunts which is a weird coincidence but not *that* weird

MMMHMMMM, 5UR3 J0HN 1 83L13V3 Y0U.

good!!! it's a very believable statement!!

H4V3 FUN 0N Y0UR D473.

*you* have fun on *your* date >:B

0H C00L, WH0 4M 1 901N9 W17H?

a your mom joke doesn't work under these conditions, i now realize i'll see myself out, my pranksters gambit needs tending to

btw to anyone who remembers i did pay that etsy witch to curse john im not sure that its a coincidence that his YouTube channel has been on hiatus since then just sayin

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daaaaaaaave bro you know the hiatus is just so i can hire a new film crew stop spreading rumors on chittr!!!!

You llost your olld crew bc of the curse i get it

but chittr is the spreading rumors website and brother? im spreading this shit like butter on toast

chittr is actually the "i'm going to block you" website :B

i actually don't really think the two events are related? i may believe in ghosts but i draw the line at etsy witches!!

then you are a fooll if i was a witch of doom instead of a seer id totally sell curses on etsy

i guess everyone's got to make a living some how :/ in this potential witch au please never sell to @turntechGiveshead he doesn't deserve your curses

good news! i have rounded up some new camera guys and we will start filming again soon! bad news is that my old crew is still missing and there are no leads currently let me know what haunted destinations you want me to check out next! :B

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What type of requirements do these haunted destinations need to have?

ghosts are required, duh!!

Obviously. Anything else?

nope :B

That’s some range you have there. Maybe you should be a little more picky about where you work Egbert.

listen when there's something strange in your neighborhood who are you gonna call? (me, and i refuse to ignore the phone even if the location makes my entire filming crew disappear!!!)

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I’ll send you some suggestions.

or maybe you could cameo as my tour guide :B

um my camera crew is still missing and it sounds like some of their families have alerted the authorities? i have never been investigated by the police before and boy was that awkward!! anyways, i am taking new camera crew applications, send them in to the email listed on my YouTube channel :/

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Did they question you and your motives? Where you were when they disappeared? Sounds like they think you murdered them. That’s hilarious.

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yes but you are the only one laughing in this situation!!

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I don’t know about being the only one laughing at you and this situation. I’m certain there are others.

you and your others suck!!!!!!!!

Thought we were bonding here, wow.

if you consider humoring yourself on the very real tragedy happening to me right now bonding, then sure we are "bonding" so hard right now Dirk!! >:B

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People die tragically all the time Egbert, can’t cry for them all.

you think they are dead??? D:

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They are most certainly not being used for ransom.

:(

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@voidArchitect[VA]

hey @ectotrickster u would let me cut u in half right u know bc magic

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uuuuuuuuh are you going to put me together again afterwards because i kind of really need a whole body in order to do stuff! no hate to eridan ofc

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@voidArchitect[VA]

i think i will be able 2

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saw away then! i'll show you some tricks with my smoke pellets after :)

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