John Egbert

um my camera crew is still missing and it sounds like some of their families have alerted the authorities? i have never been investigated by the police before and boy was that awkward!! anyways, i am taking new camera crew applications, send them in to the email listed on my YouTube channel :/

Kult: +141

Kull: +120

Total: 261

Ratio: 1.18

↩ @woefulRevenant[WR]

the internet is full of trolls!!!!!!!! i thought it was a bit D:

↩ @tachyonTanquam[TT]

yes but you are the only one laughing in this situation!!

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @ectoTrickster[ET]

I don’t know about being the only one laughing at you and this situation. I’m certain there are others.

↩ @tachyonTanquam[TT]

you and your others suck!!!!!!!!

↩ @ectoTrickster[ET]

Thought we were bonding here, wow.

↩ @tachyonTanquam[TT]

if you consider humoring yourself on the very real tragedy happening to me right now bonding, then sure we are "bonding" so hard right now Dirk!! >:B

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoTrickster[ET]

People die tragically all the time Egbert, can’t cry for them all.

↩ @tachyonTanquam[TT]

1 day ago

you think they are dead??? D:

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @ectoTrickster[ET]

1 day ago

They are most certainly not being used for ransom.

↩ @tachyonTanquam[TT]

1 day ago

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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hey @ectotrickster u would let me cut u in half right u know bc magic

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Kult: +25

Kull: +17

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.47

uuuuuuuuh are you going to put me together again afterwards because i kind of really need a whole body in order to do stuff! no hate to eridan ofc

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoTrickster[ET]

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i think i will be able 2

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @voidArchitect[VA]

saw away then! i'll show you some tricks with my smoke pellets after :)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@ectotrickster dirk u and i need 2 hang out some time btw we can watch reallllly bad movies

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Kult: +52

Kull: +45

Total: 97

Ratio: 1.16

sounds like a blast! we should watch weekend at bernie's, i have not seen that one in ages!!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @ectoTrickster[ET]

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ohhh absolutely im up for that ill bring the snacks

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @voidArchitect[VA]

i am sure it goes without saying but... no gushers!!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @ectoTrickster[ET]

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ahahah u can trust me <33

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @voidArchitect[VA]

:B <3

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @ectoTrickster[ET]

idk

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That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

careful john its a trap she is prepping the jar as we speak do not live to be a cautionary tale this weirdo is weird delightfully weird but weird also if you upset the rox im socking you in the goddamn jaw with a socker popper two piece hit papow

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @insufferablePrick[IP]

she already jarred me i have been jarred :B

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @ectoTrickster[ET]

idk

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Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

no john no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ill help you buddy somehow ill ill ill get stronger strong enough to open jars with the suction lids and all

Kult: +9

Total: 9

↩ @insufferablePrick[IP]

wow dave that is very brave of you! i expect to see aaaaaaaall the muscles soon all of them

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for my next magic trick i will saw dave in half

Kult: +40

Kull: +20

Total: 60

Ratio: 2.00

Dave Strider

@turntechGiveshead[TG]

hey lalonde: what the fuck

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechGiveshead[TG]

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get on the table

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@turntechGiveshead[TG]

fuck no my knight in shining buckteeth is on his way, majestic windsock blowing behind him right bro @ectoTrickster

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Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @turntechGiveshead[TG]

nope :B

Kull: +5

Total: 5

sorry the winchester mystery house video got delayed everyone! my camera crew just kinda vanished during one of my bathroom breaks???????? im sure it's just a prank though and they'll turn up eventually :B

Kult: +47

Kull: +40

Total: 87

Ratio: 1.18

Is this some type of promotion that you’re trying to pull here? It’s not very clever.

↩ @tachyonTanquam[TT]

geez, so cynical!!! no my crew has really really *really* disappeared i had to get an uber back to my hotel room :/

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @ectoTrickster[ET]

It just sounds like they ditched you I’m gonna be real. I hope you weren’t paying them a lot, unprofessional.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tachyonTanquam[TT]

they would not do that!!! and like *you* would know anything about professional camera work *rolls eyes*

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @ectoTrickster[ET]

I think they did, they took the transport, left you stranded while you were in the bathroom harsh. I know a lot about professional camera work, more then you.

↩ @tachyonTanquam[TT]

prove it!! i am going in for round two and i could use the help! i can pay for your plane ticket since i am a great boss who definitely would never be purposely ditched by his staff

↩ @ectoTrickster[ET]

Fine. I have some time to spare and it would be great to prove you wrong multiple times.

↩ @tachyonTanquam[TT]