♦ pitied by @electricPandemonium
would u hang out wiff me for 20 caegars yes or no (this is me begging)
△ no more Friend ... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's okay. xionic will li⏷e ~°𓆩𓈒𓆪
3> I hope I can make it up somehow. I don't feel so good today. #Imveryheartbroken <3
3> I'm fucked. I think. Hey, it was nice knowing you all!! <3
{[ WHAT IS YOUR BEEF WITH ME I'M LITERALLY THEIR KISMESIS ]}√
{[ ? ]}√ {[ WHAT ]}√
{[ ≧Д≦ ]}√
[TEXT|SPEECH]:Maybe iif II use a )=(ot glue gun? II'm assumiing iit's meant to make a piicture, so iif II )=(ave t)=(e globs of glue iin t)=(e 'riig)=(t' posiitiion iit's gotta make sense, surely!
[TEXT|SPEECH]:II t)=(iink II regret iinvestiing iin a screen reader. T)=(at's a lot of dots and weiird symbols II just )=(eard.
{[ THEY'RE USIN6 MY OWN CHITTS A6AINST ME!!!!!! ]}√
3> Ew....... Who's? <3
{[ ¬__¬ ]}√
{[ WHAT!!!!!! EVERRRRRR!!!!!! ]}√
3> I will not rest until this bout of utter contempt passes over me. <3
3> It's okay. I guess. <3
3> Did you send a particularly weepy indigo that I happen to know after me? Is this a sick, twisted punishment of some sort? <3
{[ HAVE YOU NOT BEEN PAYIN6 ATTENTION LIKE AT ALL TO THE FACT I ASCENDED TO 6ODHOOD AND REMEMBERED ALL MY PREVIOUS LIVES THAT I WAS HATCHED IN ]}√ {[ THAT'S A THIN6 THAT HAPPENED AND IS ALSO WHY I'M NOT OUTRI6HT DELUSIONAL ANYMORE ]}√
{[ WHAT, CAN I NOT JUST LAU6H?????? 6ODS FORBID A 6IRL DO ANYTHIN6! OH, WAIT, I'M ONE OF THOSE 6ODS! I 6IVE MYSELF PERMISSION TO DO EVERYTHIN6 FOREVER ]}√
3> Gog. Why do guitar strings hate me so much? <3
{[ T - T ]}√ {[ WAIT WHY AM I UPSET ABOUT THIS ]}√
{[ MMMAYYYYYYBE ]}√
{[ TO BE FAIR YOU REPLY VERY WELL SUCH THAT I WOULD THINK YOU ARE TYPIN6 IT OUT IN A SKILLED WAY ]}√
{[ OH RI6HT, FUCK. SORRY ]}√
{[ I KNOW WAY MORE THAN YOU DO. NOW THAT I HAVE METAMORPHOSIZED ]}√
{[ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ]}√
{[ SHADDUP!!!!!! ]}√
△ how are you e⏷en ha⏷ing Fun with Friends if you don't end up Bleeding at some point ! #⏷iolence ~°𓆩𓈒𓆪
{[ YOU'RE RI6HT I DON'T ]}√
{[ CUT IT OUT ]}√
if a highblood ever randomly offers you <ash DO NOT TAKE THAT SHIT
{[ YOU BETTER NOT ]}√
{[ I THREW MY PALM HUSK TO TIME THIS PHOTO!!!!!! ]}√
{[ ]}√
{[ I WILL PULL IT ]}√
3> Someone on Trollian keeps trolling me, and they speak like a baby, and it perturbs me deeply. <3
{[ cold ]}√
{[ @electricPandemonium I htink I'm gonnapass out from 6lood loss on this weird stone sla6. you BETTER missmme if I diie hhahahahahaha ]}√
{[ weirdrock plank here ]}√
{[ The c6vern coollapsed liter6lly evyerhtin6 hurts. Colven 6ot hitwith a6ig rock I th6nk he passed out. im 6onna SEE IF Ican. move away. MY LE6S are BROEKn ]}√
{[ Bigger por6lems NOW the TUNNELS SHAIKIN6 ]}√
{[ Still fuckin6 6l6edin6 out 6tw hahaha ]}√
{[ HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK ]}√
{[ HAHAHA S6RRY I'M BACK I 6oT st6a66ed ]}√
{[ FORRRRRR NOW!!!!!! ]}√
{[ I want you BENEATH ME WHILE I 6EAT YOU WITH MY HAMM6R if that is what 6ou mean!!!!!! ]}√
For once, gonna have to agree with you.
{[ I could LITERALLY FIX THIS ]}√
3> I don't know. <3
3> I feel really sad. For some reason. <3
△ i feel Disoriented !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaahhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~°𓆩𓈒𓆪
my b
\ aw damn 1've been #g00ped J:( just g0t 0nl1ne t00 /
{[ I can and I WILL. I will get INSIDE your THINKPAN even MORE than I CLEARLY AM ALREADY!!! PHYSICALLY I MEAN!!!!!! ]}√
△ e⏷ery now and then xionic messes around with music and it always ends up scary ~°𓆩𓈒𓆪
{[ SHUT UP AND GO DROWN YOURSELF IN THE SOPOR!!!!!! ]}√
{[ I'm not there right now so I can't verify. But I'm PRETTY DAMN SURE. ]}√ {[ Unless their account was hacked while they're asleep...... in which case CUT THAT OUT!!! GIVE IT BACK TO THEM!!!!!! ]}√
{[ WRONG!!! Because my ENJOYMENT out of it comes from THE ACT OF HITTING YOU. YOUR enjoyment of it comes from LIKING BEING HIT FOR SEXUAL REASONS APPARENTLY. YOU are the freak here!!! ]}√
{[ ...Huh. That is a GOOD IDEA ACTUALLY. I am STEALING THAT ]}√
{[ WHAT. Ugh ]}√
{[ STOP THAT. ]}√
△ Xionic almost dropped e⏷erything to pump out fi⏷e more drawings ... but it was re⏷ealed they didn't ha⏷e to ! they Think. they are unsure . but xionic doesn't really mind. communication tends to be rampant in this friendxip . ~°𓆩𓈒𓆪
3> Awh... *Frowns* <3
△ oomf said " xi0nic im s0 l0st with0ut 70u plE4sE c0mE t0 chittr im s0 sc4rEd " and xionic said What ? What are you talking about ? stop that ~°𓆩𓈒𓆪
△ Oomf said " xi0nic i nEEd t0 h4ng 0ut 4nd t4lk t0 70u but i spEnd 4ll d47 0n chittr 4nd thE rEst 0F thE d47 slEEping c4n 70u plE4sE m4kE 4 chittr 4cc0unt " and xionic said Okay ~°𓆩𓈒𓆪
please dont make kantan get a job
{[ Personally MY life is NEVER BORING ]}√
DURING #INDIGOMONTH? ARE WE FOR REAL?
Womp womp. That's only how it works when you're not hustling for that 8ag even while asleep. Or some ass. Honestly? It's either cash, grass, or ass, y'know? Like some trucker picking you up on the side of the road and asking how you'll pay his dum8ass for the ride.
{[ STOP LAUGHING IT ISN'T FUNNY ]}√
{[ Oh I also agree a6out that ]}√
{[ I agree!!!!!! No troll should 6e transformed into such a HORRIFYING CREATURE. I don't even know what the hell the point of this WAS. At least with the HEAD THING it was for THOUGHT HARVESTING...... ]}√
𓆝my pan is aching from how mad i am.♆𖦹°‧
𓆝i would *never* kill a completely innocent troll!♆𖦹°‧
print("it allows me to live my life to the fullest") print("also helps me not do anything stupid that i would not want to be remembered for or something")
𓆝>:/♆𖦹°‧
print("i live my life expecting that already!")
troll mr beast said if i can survive in a clown church for seven nights with four hungry clowns while wearing a big juicy steak outfit he will give me five billion caegars
Then may8e find out and lemme know so I can deliver. >;;;;)
Only if you wish for me to 8e! ::::)
Now you're just giving me mixed signals. I'm gonna 8elieve the latter st8ment over this one. Get OWNED AND ADMIT IT PROUDLY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! >::::}
So glad you can admit that! Thank you for no sarcasm tag, really shows you're geniune in this st8ment.
Not even a point in insulting or degrading most of you 8ecause you will pro8a8ly enjoy it. Rel8a8le though.
Uhhhhhhhhuh.
Who said I haven't already?
𓆝dont insult me♆𖦹°‧
{[ I'm going to sleep AWFULLY out of SPITE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ]}√
{[ Uuuuuugggggghhhhhh!!!!!! ]}√
{[ WRONG!!!!!! ]}√
{[ Can't a girl do ANYTHING!!!!!! ]}√
𓆝matesprit monday is almost over! thank gog for that. i cannot stand to sea any more posts aboat it. *bluh!*♆𖦹°‧
𓆝>>:p bluh.♆𖦹°‧
𓆝no it was aboat you! i am flattered you liked it. i guess.♆𖦹°‧
global sin-sus: if u in2 bein spanked hit that like button if u that dawg on a leash hit that pity button if u got cheeks hit the clubs and if u like bein choked on bulge hit that hate #NSFW #SIN-SUS #OFFICIAL
𓆝matesprit monday is evil evil evil!!!! :(♆𖦹°‧
♀here's so much fucking garbage in my respi♀eblock
𓆝matesprit monday.. except i dont have one! :b♆𖦹°‧
(°. i d𖦹n't want t𖦹 .°)
(°. i'll never get a matesprit .°)
3> Schizophrenia is a wonderful thing sometimes. #cw-mental-health <3
no..
✦I have awϕken..it appears I slept in tϕϕ much..✦
{[ >_< ]}√
{[ SHADDUP!!!!!! ]}√
{[ EVERYONE does this. This is 6ecause at least 80% OF ALL TROLLS are made of CLAY, and are actually SPIES FOR THE EMPIRE!!!!!! ]}√
3> Humans have some tragic and sad war movies. I watched Beast of No Nation, and Come and See, and both really put me in a fearful and sad attitude. Maybe war isn't all that it's chalked up to be. <3
✨🍭🕷️ i read that as eat piercings for a second 🕷️🍭✨
3> I wish my matesprit were here so they can tell me their secrets, and I, my own. #yearning <3
3> Troll Tarkov is kind of fun. But it kind of tears my bulge in half with the sharp end of a hammer. #nsfw #cw-violence <3
3> I'm back on the computer. <3
3> Fuck. I missed the glubbing. <3
the sEadwellErs ArE hArassIng me.
Vva clown ripped my moirails horn in half, yes I'm salty.==
3> Whenever I make them flushed, I get really happy. I also get really, really orange in the face. <3
#cw-substancetalk #substances i feel fucked up lmao oh my god i thought i was dead on stream that is like last time im ever making goals like that again ohmygah yall rlly wanted me dead lmaaooo
3> Am I a twink? <3
3> I just got called a twink. Damn. There's only one person who can put labels on me, thank you very much. <3
3> I can buy you the whole rainbow! <3
3> Trollkind try too much with their quirks. <3
3> I wish I could have them cuddling me. I miss them. #yearning #ithink <3
3> I hate Troll Comcast. Give me my internet back!!! I want computer time back!! <3
¤kay #aparantly killing tw¤ gays !s a # "val!d" reas¤n 2 be hate xr!med l!ke b!tch my yearly slaughter was y¤ur weeks d!nner STFU ɛ._.3
doing some scouting this morning so might be a little sparadic while doing that :)
{[ You win this round. But ONLY 6ecause I am sooo sleepy and 6eautiful and I need to find a safe place to sleep ]}√
{[ OH GOD DAMMIT I FORGOT THAT WAS WHAT THAT SAID ]}√
{[ Not as easy as SMASHING YOUR FACE WITH MY HAMMER!!!!!! ]}√
{[ YES 6ecause you are a PERVERT. ]}√ {[ ......But MOST PEOPLE ARE ANYWAY. So it's fine. ]}√
{[ Yeah that's what I meant ]}√
{[ You're right though. They should have. No lusus, 6arely ever kept a jo6. Never filled a pail. That's the weirdest part. The drones would never come to me for a pail, and I'd never give 'em one. ]}√
{[ I agree!!! I still don't know why they're so afraid, actually. I'm CLEARLY A PROBLEM 6ecause I keep BREAKING INTO GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS to get to their SECRET TUNNELS. So WHY haven't they culled me??? ]}√
{[ WRONG!!!!!! I'm a good troll which is why 6ad things are ALWAYS happening to me. You're a 6ad troll which is why GOOD THINGS should 6e happening TO YOU. Unfortunately that isn't how the world works so instead we BOTH just get BAD THINGS. ]}√
{[ SAYS YOU!!!!!! ]}√
{[ YES. The EMPIRE did it to me when I was a kid. But I REVERSE-ENGINEERED IT and TOOK OUT THE FAKE MEMORIES. Now I use it specifically to remem6er stuff I NEVER WANT TO FORGET. ]}√
{[ I'm going to SURGICALLY IMPLANT THE MEMORY into my thinkpan so it NEVER LEAVES. ]}√
{[ SEE THERE YOU GO MAKING IT WEIRD AGAIN and you call ME the insane one. Jeez, I'm not even attractive. ]}√
{[ Oh. In that case FUCK YOU!!!!!! ]}√
{[ I'm GLAD YOU AGREE. O6viously the voice in my head is just my NATURAL SUPERIOR INSTINCT. ]}√
{[ FUN ASHVEN FACT: I've NEVER had a lusus! Not at all! Not even as a gru6! But somehow I always knew how to do stuff, or get food, or survive. Like there was a VOICE in my head that I could understand even 6efore I knew what words were or even had my OWN thoughts. ]}√
{[ You made the OTHER STUFF weird!!!!!! How the hell am I supposed to know what you WILL or WON'T MAKE WEIRD!!!!!! ]}√
{[ Yay!!!!!! <3 <-- NOT A ROMANTIC HEART BY THE WAY I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO CLARIFY THAT BEFORE YOU MAKE IT WEIRD ]}√
{[ ╥﹏╥ ]}√
{[ Well. That's good then. Cause 6othering you is MY thing!!!!!! ]}√
{[ SLEEP is just a CHEAP TACTIC to SKIP THE CUTSCENES OF LIFE ]}√
{[ Tch. ]}√
{[ May6e I'll come over there WITH THESE DRONES ON MY ASS!!!!!! ]}√
{[ SHADDUPPPPPP ]}√
ah.
how the fuck are you sure.
{[ Suit yourself! I have my own ways of getting into places. ]}√
{[ STOP THAT ]}√
{[ What idea? May6e I'll just DELIBERATELY DO IT now to THROW YOU OFF. ]}√
{[ HOW IS THAT RELEVANT HERE YOU WEIRDO??? ]}√
{[ I hope YOU get COVERED IN GROSS BEETLES!!!!!! Who EAT YOU ALIVE BITE BITE BITE!!!!!! Because 6eetles are the WORST. ]}√
*Hssssst* {〷} i wiθh. we haven'tt had enough watter here for a while and even i am getttting ttired of my θttank. €〱 *paah*
{[ Ugh NO. I just have to crush this weird massive HEAD GUY hooked up to this machine. This tunnel's under an EDUCATIONAL HALLBLOCK and I THINK he might 6e having his thoughts harvested to put into the EDUCATIONAL REGIME? ]}√
{[ I HAD an actual reason, OKAY??? It's just DEEPLY PERSONAL AND EMBARRASS6NG so I don't fuck6ng say 6t. ]}√
{[ Tch, as if I'd tell YOU of all people, especially over the INTERNET. If I were going to tell you it would 6e in person. ]}√
{[ To 6e fair I was hoping the helmet was some kind of psionic-enhancing device to let me read minds, even though it didn't end up doing that AT ALL. I'd 6een STUDYING that kind of thing for a while due to my own WEAK PSIONICS, so dreams of MACHINERY and DEVICES were NOT ENTIRELY UNCOMMON. ]}√
{[ WHAT!!!!!! IS WANTING BETTER PSIONICS SO WRONG?????? ]}√
Irrelevant to the topi< at hand and not very Alternian Subje<tlike of me, but I require quirk assistan<e. My lower<ase is very mu<h in proper shape, but it is untrollian of me to not have a <apitalised variant of my C quirk - but I <annot find the required larger <hara<ter... Mu<h to dis<uss. Assist me.
Don't hate my <hit. Fu<k? What kind of website is this. Stupid. Stupid. I'd say bye but fu<k you, I stay. "<hittr". Yu<k. Mutant apologist site. Report yourself.
{[ I'M NOT HATEFLIRTING YOU WEIRDO!!!!!! The former option specifically wouldn't hurt, it'd just transmit the visual signals directly to your thinkpan. Jeez. ]}√
{[ I've got my eyes on you......! ]}√
{[ I take 6ack what I said you are LESS TOLERABLE THAN I THOUGHT. But I'm going to keep following you. To KEEP TRACK OF WHATEVER YOU'RE PLANNING!!!!!! You can't trick ME, pal!!! ]}√
{[ What could you POSSIBLY need that information for in the future. ]}√
I've said this several times in several different ways: Yep, that's my charm point!
{[ Well SOMEONE has to!!!!!! Better than eternally suffering 6y 6eing forced to 6ecome some anime plant! And anyway, you said save one to show people. It's not like corpses disappear...... Unless they get EATEN! Duh. ]}√
WE SHOULDBE KISMESIS ANDTHEN YOU SHOULDCOME ABANDONEDCLURCH OKAY RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
{[ I HAVE NEVER LIED IN MY LIFE I HATE LIARS!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! ]}√
{[ THERE IS LITERALLY A PHOTO OKAY ]}√
{[ You are PISS6NG ME OFF GOLD6LOOD!!!!!! Quit 6eing BLIND so that I can BEAT YOUR EYES WITH MY HAMMER!!!!!! ]}√
{[ Psh, I guess I can't 6lame you for not BELIEVING me. Your mind has 6een POISONED your ENTIRE LIFE. AND MINE WAS TOO!!!!!! But now I know the TRUTH ]}√
{[ I have no horns 6ecause I CUT THEM OFF to get rid of the TRACKING CHIPS. So DON'T EVEN ASK. ]}√
{[ Gooooood...... GOOOOOOD...... ]}√
...I can't sleep and I'm getting really bored
3> Yeah. It's okay. <3
3> I just got a nosebleed on top of this finger injury. #OrangePrideWorldWide!! <3
3> I plucked my guitar a little hard and now my finger bleeds. Damn. <3
D🝎N'T PITY MY PLEΔ F🝎R FINDING NEW PE🝎PLE WH🝎 PLAY SHHIT, PLAY SHIT WITH ME WHAT THE FUCK
OKTELL HIMCOME ABANDONED CLURCH NOW
SWITCH OTHER TAB NO I SAID SWAP OTHER TAB FUCK STOP TYPING IN BOX SEND CHITT I SAID SEND STOP TYPING RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
꒰ঌ Hellooo :oD ໒꒱
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH COMECLURCH COMECLURCH COMECLURCH COMECLURCH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
finally, i thought no one wwwwould ever ask mmmme to break out mmmmy commmmically large hammmmmmmmer. howwww mmmmuch are you paying
just drew thiS. i am such a talentless fucking chuD. might have t give up arT. sigH.
st¤p!! fuxkfuxkfuxkfuxk!!!! the 1st pers¤n ! meet ¤n here and the!r alr #k!ll!ng-themself after meet!ng me!! usuallys 1/4 ¤n tr¤ll gr!ndr but thats usually bc !m stunn!ng! >3.
¤kay ! d¤wnl¤aded th!s g¤d 4saken app aga!n bexause they #banned me ¤ff ¤f tr¤ll gr!ndr. #fuxk them!
⤯ Θh, me-δh-my! †'m goꝋd enδʋgh Γø hαve ιmρδsΓørs? Shockιng! Scαry! Yꝋʋ flαΓΓer me, Γrʋly.
GROWL BANNED FROM FLAVORDISC APP SO GROWL HAVE TO EAT BRICK AGAIN TODAY RAAAAAAAARGH