chittr
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you can only put one in each category fuck, marry, kill pillars of chittr edition your options are: @archiveaddict @barackobama @lilshitpeta #nsfw

Kult: +165
Kull: +155
Total: 320
Ratio: 1.06

like trollbama would take care of me i feel like not that that's something that matters much to me, but it seems like the logical choice

Kult: +10
Total: 10

trollbama is a good guy, behind all the imperial drone strikes. he's probably the best pick. and neither shitpeta nor the rankmaid do i think i could keep tied down.

Kult: +15
Total: 15

in the figurative sense of, like, monogamy. not talking about, like, literally tying them down to anything. #suggestive

Kult: +5
Total: 5

the freak takes a turn of phrase and turns it suggestive #notsurprised anyway, glad we agree on at least the fmk #nsfw

Kult: +5
Total: 5

dude. we're on chittr. you know what chittrians are like. i have to specify this.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

i just feel like it's your subconscious coming to light again don't blame chittr for that

Kult: +5
Total: 5

like 97% of the interactions i have with you are you either talking about disliking me or making out something i've said to be sexual. if anyone's subconscious is to be inspected here, between you and me, it's not mine.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

oh my subconscious doesn't need to be inspected it's pretty clear that a few things aren't wired correctly, i can own up to that

i was just about to ask if being hit over the head with a wrench would help, but I've just gotten like 5 consecutive likes from the rankmaid and now i'm worried whether i should change my approach.

same, it's making me slow down and try to consider being more careful about what this looks like