like §quawkbea§t§ when they §ee a f(R)ied (c)hipped §pud. "who want me? who want me?" jegu§ all of you §hould ju§t get in a (R)oom togethe(R) & pail it out & §hut up about it. §ave the d(R)one§ §ome t(R)ip§ they (c)an ju§t get a whole neighbo(R)hood in a one §top §hop. ™
How the fu(c)k a(R)en't people §i(c)k of that? ™
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ☪︎ⴵƗ♱♱rΣ Ⱥ mȺdⴵΩuΣ-∊ Ⱥnd yΩur prȺ☪︎♱Ɨ☪︎Ⱥlly ♱ⴵ-∊ n-∊屮-∊Σ♱ pȺ♱Ɨ-∊n♱ dΩn'♱ 屮Ωrry yΩu'll g-∊♱ uΣ-∊d ♱Ω ♱ⴵ-∊ Σ♱Ⱥ♱uΣ quΩ Ωf ♱ⴵƗΣ ΣƗ♱-∊ ☪︎ȺuΣ-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊r-∊'Σ Ⱥl屮ȺyΣ gΩnnȺ b-∊ Ⱥ ☪︎ⴵȺΣ-∊ fΩr p-∊Ωpl-∊ ♱ryƗng ♱Ω fƗnd ΣΩm-∊♱ⴵƗng ♱Ω dΩ Ωn Ɨ♱ Ⱥnd Ⱥl屮ȺyΣ ΣΩm-∊ mΩr-∊ drȺmȺ ♱Ω 屮Ɨ♱n-∊ΣΣ Ⱥnd Ωr Σ♱Ɨrr ♱ⴵ-∊ pΩ♱. Σ-∊x #ΣubΣ♱Ⱥn☪︎-∊, #vƗΩl-∊n☪︎-∊? juΣ♱ ⴵȺrd-☪︎Ωr-∊ #nΣf屮 Ⱥnd #nΣf屮-∊? ♱ⴵ-∊r-∊Σ Ⱥl屮ȺyΣ gΩnnȺ b-∊ p-∊Ωpl-∊ ☪︎ⴵȺΣƗng ♱ⴵ-∊ n-∊x♱ -∊v-∊n♱ Ωr gȺ♱ⴵ-∊rƗng ΣΩ ♱ⴵ-∊y ☪︎Ⱥn ♱Ⱥl|⟨ 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ fΩl|⟨, fƗgⴵ♱, g-∊♱ ⴵƗgⴵ. yΩu g-∊♱ uΣ-∊d ♱Ω ⴵΩ屮 pΩlȺrƗzƗng -∊v-∊ry♱ⴵƗng ƗΣ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Y-∊Ⱥⴵ ♱ⴵȺ♱Σ pr-∊♱♱y mu☪︎ⴵ 屮ⴵȺ♱ ⴵȺpp-∊nΣ, ☪︎ΩurΣ-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊r-∊'Σ rul-∊Σ Ⱥnd ♱ⴵ-∊ ⴵΩΣ♱ ♱-∊ndΣ ♱Ω vƗΩl-∊n♱ly murd-∊r ȺnyΩn-∊ 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ Ⱥ ☪︎ⴵȺƗnΣȺ屮 Ɨf ♱ⴵ-∊y br-∊Ⱥ|⟨ ♱ⴵ-∊ rul-∊Σ. NΩ Ωn-∊'Σ dƗ-∊d Ɨn Ⱥll Ⱥ☪︎♱uȺlƗ♱y. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ♱ⴵΩugⴵ uΣuȺlly ♱ⴵ-∊ ☪︎ⴵȺƗnΣȺ屮'Σ ΣȺv-∊d fΩr p-∊Ωpl-∊ 屮ⴵΩ ♱ry ♱Ω ☪︎ȺuΣ-∊ vƗΩl-∊n☪︎-∊ Ωr Ⱥr-∊ -∊Σp-∊☪︎ƗȺlly dƗ☪︎|⟨Σ, mΩΣ♱ Ⱥr-∊ |⟨Ɨ☪︎|⟨-∊d Ωu♱ Ωr drȺgg-∊d Ωu♱ frΩm ♱ⴵ-∊ gȺ♱ⴵ-∊rƗng. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Right §o, one? You(R) qui(R)k i§ ab§olute a§§. I don't know how the fu(c)k you expe(c)t anyone to (R)ead that §o I gue§§ thank§ fo(R) not manually doing that §hit but like fu(c)k would you a(c)tually hunt & pe(c)k that out & thank fu(c)k fo(R) the unqui(R)k button. Two? You(R) tone i§ (c)omin' a(c)(R)o§§ a§ (R)eal fu(c)kin (c)onde§(c)ending. I'm not a wiggle(R) & you'(R)e not §ome (c)loi§te(R) Jade needing to explain the big §(c)a(R)y wo(R)ld to me. I'm awa(R)e that people a(R)e a bun(c)h of ho(R)ny fu(c)king idiot§--I'm §imply (c)alling you all a bun(c)h of ho(R)ny fu(c)king idiot§. I've been on §o(c)ial media befo(R)e, nook-§niffe(R). It'§ ju§t pa(R)ti(c)ula(R)ly pan-a(c)hingly §tupid to §ee 20 fu(c)king a(c)(c)ount§ all §aying the §ame thing in a (R)ow. ™
im not convinced they managed to get anything done with all the time they spend jerking each other off. as a mulltitudinous troll, I jerk responsiblly. #nsfw
A§ one §hould! I'm §u(R)p(R)i§ed they don't all have fu(c)king (c)a(R)pal tunnel! ™
oh i was kinda expecting you to bite me off at the shoullders up there lloll. idk how they manage it but it's probablly just not my thing! im a bit more under llock and key intimatelly than the average troll tho
finally someone says it swweet bleedin caegar you cant convvince me anyone is actually botherin to decipher that hieroglyph salad rather than just clickin it awway feel sorry for the poor fucks that gotta convverse wwith this guy on trollian
Hone§tly, half of it i§ §qua(R)e§ on my palmhu§k. ™