EVERY WIZARD I'VE EVER SEEN FROM YOU HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE SHITTIEST JPG WIZARD I'VE EVER SEEN. I'M NOT CONVINCED THAT THEY AREN'T SOME KIND OF SUBSPECIES OF WIZARD THAT THRIVES IN THE SCHOOL OF ARTIFACTING.
HEY DON'T GET ME WRONG, THIS IS NOT ME COMPLAINING, ALRIGHT? I FUCKING LOVE A SHITTY JPEG WIZARD. I ADMIRE THE DEDICATION TO THE ARTFORM OF MAKING A DECREPIT OLD BEARDED DUDE LOOK SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE.

is he conjurin that dragon or abjurin it wwith a zappy makyyk a sorts thats wwhat im wwonderin to knoww
look as u i also find their existence v perplexin liek damn whod taek their time of day 2 make those beauties but im not one 2 question tha whimsy of the universe when its presented 2 me in such wonderful n terribly compressed way yk
MY INTERPRETATION WAS THE DRAGON WAS SOME KIND OF JPEG GUARDIAN OF THE SACRED ARTS OR SOME SHIT. THE SECOND THAT WIZARD STARTED FIRING OFF BULLSHIT SPELLS HE CONSIGNED HIS FATE TO BEING CHEWED THE FUCK UP BY A HORRIBLE DRACOBASTARD





