♦ pitied by @erogeRevolutionary

hi im mr penis mr penis is going through a hard time

skin and profile turn grey when im away from home too long. currently sleeping over at matesprits hive after our first date, so

ok im starting to hallucinate thing's crawling on the wall's of her hive its time for me to sleep too. #gnlchtr

i forgot. whats a waifu again.

When i goo oout with a baddie froom Chittr and she leaves the secoond she realizes i'm noot a girl anthroobeast with giant spheres in real life
-- what is this? sOme kind Of edd's wOrld? -->

posts something controversial
-- Okay. i see. nOw what if i tend tO be blue all Of the time? -->
-- dO balls get mad? is that a thing that happens? -->
-- tOld a dude tO, and i quOte, "ragebait my balls." tO which he replied "if yOu want." #watdatmean #watdatentail -->
-- ragebait my balls lmaO. -->
-- i need tO relax. i'm acting stupid. -->
-- nO. nO i dO nOt. -->

print("clearly you are just not tapped in the same way i am") print("i went to the splatfest + nobody knew your name")
-- yeah. yOu being trans is fine. yOu being yOu is the issue. -->
Oh wow, you're *actually* doIng It.

i dont fuckin know. im asking as well.

IM TRYING TO DO THEM.

many have tried. failed.

(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ its n◕t a bad thing its like cute :-)

he said it tasted bad.

oh, the live jerkoff thread? dude i do that all the time its fine

no. mostly mutt. poor dog.

every pity reaction is a headpat on me now. if you pity any of my chits you are petting my head.

what the fuck is a waifu. why is that guy with horns sayin it. wait. guy with horns is extremely unspecified. #dashwatching
sorry for my absence; my shit got totally fucked up and i couldnt log in for awhile; (ooc: truth be told i've been stressed out and dealing with things mentally so i just forgot about this site) #imbackbitches

alt + f4 does not make ads go away. fake. i tried it twice. >:/

my fuckin browser closed.

nobody needs to know that. nobody needs to know all that. it was useless. i wasn't good enough at anything yet. i tried so goddamn hard and it doesn't matter!

print("you’re gonna explode lad #imserious")
Nevermind. i misread "barkbeast" as "breakfast".
Thordd, you're a great guy and all, but this isn't it.

He just does that. It's fine.

send feet picks idk
--how come Thordd 4lre4dy h4s 4 m4tesprit 4nd im still qu4dless :( th4ts not f4ir

D0m sh0rtage is s0 real #nsfw
ACTVALLY·I·HAVE·FOVND·IT·IS·ALL·ANYONE·FVCKING·TALKS·ABOVT·ON·HERE

was gonna say something funny and or ominous 8ut I stu88ed my strutnu8 so post cancelled and I will 8e passing away shortly
i was talking about a stranger's torso in an impending traffi< a<<ident but you do you
worsst posst iive ever maade sso faar ssomebody sshoot me

The other Tom. Not me
tf you meaan "aare you ssure" iim liiteraally not thaatss why ii ssaaiid probaably
ok he waass jokiing probaably maaybe mosst liikely ssiighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #vaagueposstiing

she left me.
au contraire my neutrally named chum i never said those were my opinions just that the post was probably referring to you perhaps it is you who needs to read better old chum

Well, the messanger has terrible, awful taste. I literally stated that exact thing previously. Can you not fucking read?! I knew all of you were morons but any lack of reading comprehension is a new low.
dont shoot the messanger man

Willly Affton is a strong name. A manly name. An excellent name. I have spoken of this ad nauseum on here in the past, and it has gotten me nowhere. All of you have terrible, awful taste. That is all.

Y'all like my game right #neighborhour
i miss seven i miss her a lot

Sigh. Who are you refering to?
LEAVE #VAGUEPOST But hey, that's just a theory.


ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
--you guys liter4lly pitch flirt 4ll the time???

nah i don't gIvE a shit AboUt yOU i just lIkE car crAshEs. thEy'rE fun.

I'll probably come over later to see the experiment. If I happen to find you dead or alive, I'll update the world.
Oh hush now, you'll be *fIne*. There Is nothIng to worry about. See you soon!
Laulum is part horrorterror now, I think, is ominously posting about it

mfw pryms back but i cant focus on that rn cause me and my self-insert ass vessel be having a mental episode //
-- sOmething bad will happen tO yOu. -->
-- yOu guys knOw there are ska bands Other than sublime, right? -->

pet me! (this is a threat)

hivemate is f||cing(me to shower()); fucking clean freak;;;

close!

alright.well.let's.begin.with.the.basics,.this.diagram.should.assist.you.in.brushing.your.teeth.properly..it.is.important.to.do.so.regularly. now.where.is.that.chart... ah,.this.is.probably.it https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e44451fa1bd.png ((.#suggestive.))

just learned about the word 'factoid' and i can'T express how pissed off i am right now

what a fucking brick wall
OK BUT WHEN I DO IT when i do it. IT'S F U N N Y ! ! ! ~ HEEHEEHEEHOOHOOHOOHAAHAAHAA











