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𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… UNIT DESIGNATION: NI-5928-SC NONAGN IOPREX HE/SHE HELM OF THE DREDGESEEKER ▓▒░STATUS: INSTALLED.░▒▓ [CREW COUNT: 10]
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Ugh. [STATIC: 22%] █ This is actually untenable, like what am I supposed to do with this. █ It's getting shorter and shorter. █ We have to get this thing fixed or I'm g𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑〈 154 𝐔𝐀 〉 𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑〈 499 𝐂𝐂 〉 █ Ughhhh. █ When my helmstech is done with their "meeting" #suggestive I am not letting them sleep they have to come help me with this. █ I feel so weirdddd. █ I'm going to log off for now, but hopefully I'll be back later.
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𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Bad news Lialyi. █ It is not fucking fixed. [STATIC: 15%] █ Look at thatttttt.... █ I just logged in too, augh. █ Oh well. █ They're working on it.
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𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Me either. █ And I hope so too.
𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… ▓▒░ 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐌 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 ░▒▓ [NOTIFICATIONS: 8] [MESSAGES: 2] [CREW COUNT: 11] [STATIC: 14%] █ Yikes, the static just isn't going down... █ I even stayed offline most of the day too. █ Fuck.
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𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ It really isn't. █ Not entirely sure what to do, I don't want to have to stay off the site or we lose contact with the world outside, but... █ Also if I'm off the site I don't get to chat to my friends or whine to the general public. █ ... █ And apparently being offline isn't actually helping all that much. █ Not sure what to do at this point but wait for a fix.
Wishing all who mistreat and harm helms a very happy die, death, I'm coming to ruin your lives. #violence
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ As per legal requirement I gotta append [JOKE] to this but; fuck yeah get 'em.
You may be beholden to it but me? Unless they try and hook me up again, I'm serious.
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ I understand. █ To be honest, yeah. █ It'd be nice if it was as easy as getting rid of the bad eggs. █ But if the whole fridge is spoiled... █ ... You get me. █ I can't say more than that.
I understand it's not something one person can handle on their own. I just want, if you all have to be hooked up, that you're treated fairly.
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆_𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍… █ Sounds nice. █ Honestly, I'm one of the lucky ones. █ Here's hoping things get easier for all helms.
I also wish those who mistreat helms a very happy die. #violence
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Would rechitt if I could but, coding. █ [JOKING][LEGALLY_I_HAVE_TO_SAY_IM_JOKING_HERE] I fully fucking agree though.
[unit_CN003NF_message] (just g-gotta b) [stress_level:8/10] (b-breathe) (in a-and) (and o-out) [end_message]
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Breathe. █ You'll be okay, Crelly.
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Not to be incredibly TMI and all, but... █ It wouldn't be so frustrating to deal with #nsfw thoughts if it weren't for the fact that sometimes I have to see my Tech do some HEINOUS things with their situationship. █ Like it's not my business but. █ I know they didn't tell me to turn the camera off on purpose. █ Fucker. █ Having fun with their pitch fling while I'm trying to process lab data and attempt to aid the ship's maintenance officer with diagnostics on the device presently sapping energy from me. █ Ugh. █ Ah well I guess they gotta handle the stress of having to do five people's work somehow, but at least let me turn the camera off... █ If they aren't careful I'll report them for "dangerous actions taken against medical staff", laughs.
you should #kill them tbh or like find a way to get somebody to do that :p
Get their ass tbh
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Well firstly logging that as a [JOKE] so it doesn't ping my monitors and set off any pesky alarms. █ Secondly, can't. █ Thirdly, if they die I die too, they're the only person on this ship who can properly fix me if anything breaks. █ Fourth... Yeah I just don't want to. █ They're an asshole don't get me wrong. █ But they're also the asshole keeping me alive and looking after me and helping out on the ship, so. █ No ill wi█l they just piss me off.
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ It's tempting but it'd also just earn me a telling-off which is annoying. █ I'm just going to let it happen for now, but damn. █ They get wild with it. █ And it is very much NOT my business. █ I do nooooot need to know all that.
Have they blocked off your access to turn off cams? Or was this supposed to be a formality. Either way. I'm not going to like...shame people I don't know but if your lil preference for having someone forced to watch choose someone that is comfortable with it. Assholes. #nsfw
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ I have the cameras on by default. █ And while I could just turn it off myself, but I'd have to state that I'm doing it. █ And that... █ Well, if I did that, the other person in the equation would be alerted to exactly how much I know, and that feels a little mean, I kinda want to let him think I'm not actually paying attention. █ If I direly needed to, I do have the option to turn it off. █ It's something that's annoying to me, but not like... █ Violating. █ I'm used to seeing all sorts of things on ships. █ I'm the ship, laughs. █ I totally agree though. █ If they want someone in the cuck chair they should pick someone who'd get off on it. █ Booo boooo shame on my tech, boooooo. █ Laughs.
maaaaaaaaaaaan
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Yeahh. █ Maaaaaaaaaaaan indeed.
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… [STATIC: 19%] █ Fuckkk it's going up so fast... █ This is really unsustainab█e. █ I'm not sure what the sensible thing to do here is.
[unit_CN003NF_message] (i g-guess, after m-my last h-handler got r-replaced, i t-think fired, we s-started finding a-a lot o-of small p-problems) (i t-think she w-wasn't d-doing a v-very good j-job?) (or m-maybe she w-wanted to m-make sure s-she was i-irreplaceable by, probably m-making me u-uh...) [stress_level:8/10] (...) (inert) (c-cuz it's h-hard to f-find voidanchors w-who aren't a-a step a-away from d-death, low d-demand, low s-supply...) [end_message]
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Ah.... █ Fuck. █ Yeah, that sounds somewhat likely. █ It's not unusual for handlers to try and make sure they have job security by being the only one who can "fix" the helm's "problems"... █ And the majority of those are later found to have caused the problems in the first place. █ I'm glad that she's gone. █ This is a better setup. █ Those small problems will get fixed one by one, and you'll have an easier time once that's all over. █ I'm sure of it.
[unit_CN003NF_message] (i h-hope so...) (probably e-ended up b-being a g-good idea t-to have a-a helm-handler) (m-means they a-aren't w-working for a-a promotion, haha...) [stress_level:7/10] (h-how long h-have you b-been a h-helm nonagon?) [end_message]
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Definitely. █ I've honestly never heard of a helm as a handler, but an ex-helm as a handler is known to be a good method. █ Often has good results. █ There just aren't many ex-helms to begin with. █ Oh, me? █ I've been a helm for a good 7 sweeps now. █ Three ships in that time. █ I've been the helm of the Dredgeseeker for a solid 4 sweeps.
[unit_CN003NF_message] (that's a-a long t-time...) [stress_level:6/10] (d-does it, ever g-get easier?) [end_message]
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ It is a long time, yeah. █ I'm relatively old for a helm, really. █ Easier... █ Yeah, it does get easier overall. █ In my experience, at least. █ Admittedly, my current situation is... █ Abnormal. █ Nobody on this ship is doing well right now. █ But in general, it does get easier, yes. █ You said something the other day about everyone else on the helm network "doing better than you" or something? █ That's because it gets easier. █ You get used to things, you adapt, you endure. █ That's what it means to be a helm. █ And things change. █ Sometimes for worse, sometimes for better. █ Little by little your life reshapes into something you can handle. █ And hey. █ I can't lie, so you know I'm not just saying that for your sake.
[unit_CN003NF_message] (haha y-yeah... yeah y-you're r-right...) (they h-haven't i-installed that i-in me y-yet, they're w-working on d-doing it e-eventually but i-i think t-they know i-i don't n-need it...) (...) (i've g-got nowhere e-else to g-go, the n-nuclear power p-plant i u-used to w-work at k-kept me a-alive before, and t-that's g-gone now, can't g-go back) (s-so at l-least ) [stress_level:7/10] (i-it'll g-get easier) [end_message]
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Wait, haven't installed what? █ Sorry, my ability to parse information is a bit glitchy at the minute so some things are slipping through the gaps here and there. █ I understand, though. █ That sounds difficult... █ It will get easier, though, so you're right to find some solace in that. █ Maybe it's better you don't have somewhere to go back to. █ A lot of helms who do spend more time missing it than adapting to their situation. █ It's easier to adapt this way.
[unit_CN003NF_message] (the u-uh, the n-no lying s-software, they h-haven't r-really bothered, i'm p-pretty sure i've g-got no m-major infractions, other t-than panic a-attacks at i-inopportune times...) (...) (i d-do miss m-my hivestem) (a-and cooking f-for the b-boys) (and t-the garden w-we had) (a-and my w-walk to w-work...) (i...) (...) (..) (.) [stress_level:9/10] (i s-should get b-back to w-work) [end_message]
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Oh shit for real? █ Lucky... █ You can tell jokes without having to append [JOKE] or something to it. █ I know a few helms who can't even tell jokes at all. █ And hey, it's okay. █ We all miss something. █ You'll be okay. █ The future isn't all grim either. █ It's just easier to look back because you know what happened. █ Future's new, anything could happen out there. █ Lots of good things, too. █ Hang in there, Crelly.
[unit_CN003NF_message] [stress_level:7/10] (i g-guess i s-should be g-glad that s-she didn't h-have a c-chance to l-lobotomize me w-when she c-could) (... me b-being broken w-was her j-job security) (i g-guess all t-the talks w-we had p-probably were t-too) (she w-would have s-snipped my l-ligaments off s-she could g-get away w-with it...) [end_message]
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆_𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍… █ I'm glad she didn't get the chance. █ Things will be different for you now.
:33 < cows keep trampling my wheat. how am i meant to provide in these conditions ?
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Well you see if you let the moobeasts in the wheat field you're gonna get trampled wheat. █ Moobeasts go in the grass field.