Hey, uh, gentle reminder that we will only give out the bathroom key to one person at a time and we can see when you're trying to sneak another person in there. There is NO PAILING IN THE BATHROOM!!! #sevenelevenposting
No I...Zuccia people can't be fuckin' in the bathroom! It's against store policy!
Well then better safe than sorry to make sure it's just One At A Time so there's no confusion as to what it might be!
^ ':( ^
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Look I don't care where else they pail at they just can't do it in our tiny one-person bathroom on store grounds, Zuccia!
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People try to kill each other at this seven eleven all the time, i'm a pro at power washing shit now. I can handle it I think. hell you'd think we were a Denny's parking lot or a Waffle House with how much murder and attempted murder happens here
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...Are you suggesting we've got some kinda toilet monster roaming the pipes of this world like the shit-weasels from Stephen King's Dreamcatcher?
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