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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

#nsfvw #dubcon #cheating #sexjeans yknowv the sitcom bit wvhere the fella goes on tvwo dates at the same time in the same restaurant? i did that once, i messed up my scheduling and had tvwo lowvely ladies booked for a stay at the same swvanky hotel vwith me, both expecting to get bulged dowvn. so, lady one, lamont, great tits, fat ass, the wvorks. i convwince her to do some bondage, shes into that sorta thing. i tie her up to the bedposts, im vwearing my sex jeans, its all fantastic. i tell her im gonna leavwe her there to stewv, and she vwerent too happy, denial play aint exactly her thing, but she vwent along vwith it. so i go to the room next door, and i gotta svwitch outta the sex jeans, i shimmy outta them and i carefully unbutton my silk top (itd stretch it out if i just pulled it off). im vwearing a bright red speedo underneath and nothing else. oh yeah i also took off my sneakers and socks. i put some goggles on around my neck. my lifeguard cosplay is complete. i step into the bedroom. lady twvo, zeldah i think, great tits, fat ass, the vworks. shes into the roleplay scene, i think its kinda dorky, but i aint gonna tell a gal to *not* step into a string bikini and cling to me. she makes me put some moonscreen on my nose to complete the look, dunno vwhy that cliche exists, but it does. so vwe canoodle a bit, go back and forth wvith some banter, but i remember iwve left lamont wvaiting for a vwhile. so i tell zeldah i hear some kid screaming for help in the wvake, and i gotta run. she dont like that much, but i run off anyvways. i put back on the sex jeans, my button-up, my socks, my sneakers, i lose the goggles, i wvipe off the moonscreen. i get back to lamonts room and shes getting bored of this. i start to strip her dowvn, taking my time, i get my shirt off, my shoes off, the socks stay on, the sex jeans stay on. im macking on her, making out, im palming her crotch, but my internal timers ticking, and i knowv zeldahs vwaiting on me. i pull back from lamont and she lets out the cutest vwhine, i set her up wvith a wvibe at least to tease her vwhile im gone. i run back to the next room and run into the bathroom. i peel off my socks, my sex jeans, i put back on the goggles, the sunscreen, i splash myself vwith some vwater to really sell that iwve been swvimming to sawve this kid, right? ruins my hair, but itll make her think im taking this seriously. i step in there and tell her howv i savwed the night, shes a lil annoyed but she accepts it. wve get into some sunscreen stuff, yknowv, using it as an excuse to straddle her rear, giwve her a nice massage, the vworks. im about to start taking her outta her svwimsuit, but then i think i hear my dame next door moaning a bit, the vwalls are real damn thin. so i tell zel i gotta piss real quick, but i cant use the bathroom in her room, i prefer public ones, iwve got rewverse pee shyness. shes suspicious, but she buys it. so i leawve the bedroom, i pull back on the sex jeans, my socks, i lose the goggles, and i get back to lamont. she givwes me a vweird look, and i realize i forgot to wvipe the moonscreen off my nose. she asks vwhat that is, i say its coke. she says it dont look like any coke shes evwer seen, i say its coke zero. vwe both laugh at my avwesome joke. vwell, im pretty sure she did, i wvas laughing pretty loud. i cravwl up onto the bed, im kissing her all ovwer, making her wvriggle, and im starting to wvriggle too if you knowv vwhat i mean. im grinding against her and ewverything, but times up, i gotta go back to zeldah. i leawve lamont again, she wvhines and mopes about it, but wvhats she gonna do, shes bound. so i head back owver, i lose the sex jeans, put the goggles back on, and get back to the bedroom. zeldah tells me to take my socks off, but she gets owver it. wve get back to the massage, i pull her bottoms to the side, i pull dowvn my speedo, wvere getting some action going. shes feeling good, im feeling good, she starts moaning up a storm, im in the zone- but i knovw ivwe left the other gal too long. i make some excuse hovw i should buy condoms and get outta there before she can stop me. i get the sex jeans back on, and i nearly finish from the feeling of the denim against my bare vwriggly. i get back to lamont and she starts telling me about some bitch next door wvhos moaning too loud. i tell her that ill make her moan just like that. so the sex jeans finally come off, shes chewving her lip like its laffy taffy, and im going in for the kill- but the second my tip touches her nook, its ovwer for me. i tense up, i cum all ovwer her, i ewven moan zeldahs name. i guess i didnt avwoid the last orgasm, i just paused it. then she realizes im vwearing goggles and starts asking too many questions, so i book it back to zeldah, i figure i can salvwage at least one of these. i pull the sex jeans back on and get back ovwer there. shes still there, looking fine as hell in her one-piece, but she givwes me a look and asks wvhy i put my pants back on. i tell her the only lip she should be giwving me is on her knees, that gets her back in the mood. so i start getting the sex jeans back dovwn, but then i realize, she wvas wvearing a bikini before. i ask her wvhy shes vwearing a one-piece, she gets all flustered. i wvig onto it though, i stomp outside, open the door, and nearly touch wvrigglies wvith some shmuck wvho vwas about to run into her room, vwith a shark-tooth necklace, moonglasses, and trunks. damn broad vwas pulling a "tvwo dates at the same time on me," so of course i dip, i aint gonna hang around some slut trying to trick me like that. so i get back to lamonts room, but i realize that the intricate monkeys fist knots i used to tie her up are nowv slipknots. i start interrogating her, im berating her, and i step outside- a fellas about to run in! shes pulling the same game too! i start laying into this dude, thinking he can lay his hands on my gal, but then the door to the room on the other side of ours opens up, and his lady friend asks wvhat hes doing, and hes pulling the same game! so, i decide this aint my scene anymore, i dont vwanna be associated vwith all these swvingers, and theres all sorts of crying and talking about cheating and stuff. i vwalk right outta that hotel and i try hailing a cab. its about then that the coppers tackled me and gawve me a citation for indecent exposure. yknovw, i nevwer did get those sex jeans back either, thats the biggest shame of it all. it takes ages to break in a good pair of sex jeans. all iwve got left is a pair i convwerted to sex jorts, and you can only pull those outta the closet for some vwery specific couplings, if you get me. anyvways, i guess the moral of the story here is to nevwer trust a broad.