♦ pitied by @feralRainbowdrinker
Yeah because if you do The Venator will know a bar of soap would be more effective than garlic on you.
Hello, Chittr. I would like to apologize in advanced, but the ballroom at The Baroness is currently not available for any sort of bookings and most likely will not be for at least a few nights. Repairs must be made to the ceiling after SOMEONE (I am not naming any names) leapt through the glass ceiling, breaking it and causing immense damage to the building and mild harm to hotel guests. This is, and I cannot believe I have to say this, unacceptable behavior.
We are so fucked
Don't worry about it Mobo, you'll understand when you're older.
To any of the guests at The Baroness: I sincerely apologize for the brazenly inappropriate "display of affection" that two trolls made everyone else privy to in our pool on the first floor. They have been, of course, banned from the establishment. This is a reminder to everyone that every area that is NOT your room is NOT private. You may do whatever you wish within your own PAID FOR rooms, but not in the common areas of The Baroness. I am not sure why this needs to be said. #suggestive
HEY. THOSE ARE GIFTS. I'M TRYIN TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T KILL ME. PLEASE LIKE THEM BECAUSE YOU SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME #violence
im so fresh you can suck my family friendly external organ
You're going to see the pavement unless you stop saying weird things mobo.