
im the weapon but whos my meister

alright but you should know im heavy near the apex of my blade so make sure to really put your weight into it when you swing

Dave. I want to ask you something. And I expect you to be very honest with me, in spite of all the frayed psyche mechanisms you have layered in place like a cognitive spool of spaghetti code encrypting what everything does, and making future patch notes a living hell to convey. What do you think the apex of a blade is? And what weapon do you believe bears one?

it definitely has to be a sword and no other options as to what it could be

Knives have an apex, Dave, dear. A knife. Swords have a tip or point. The two sides of a knives' edge meet at a precise mathematical point of intersection and must be sharped to ensure efficaciousness. For swords. Well, you know of those big clunky whetstones used to keep a blade capable of slicing and puncturing? You see them in countless shitty action movies or videogame loading screens. Those are continuously applied down the length of the entire blade to preserve functionality. All of this to say. Are you a compact, travel-friendly little blade, Dave? Could I use you for a close shave if my legs become too seasonably warm for the weather? Are you. Dare I even say. Fun-sized?
She's right. It's kind of surreal seeing you talk so much about weapons. You don't do that much in ny world. But really cool.

Weapons are necessary for purposes of standard videogame progression. Knowing their fundamentals informs my circumstance. And makes it far easier to poke fun at Dave with my "apex".
Yeah. My knowledge came in handy during our session too. Long story. Our universe was totally fine by the end and now i have a star sword, so it worked out.

It would seem, perhaps, you dropped this, worthy wielder of the blade. 👑 https://i.imgur.com/n5LuMGd.png


