Is it wrong of me to experience a peculiar sort of gender envy? Jade ostensibly lucked out by becoming an animal amalgamate. What I wouldn't give for tentacular appendages. To be some manner of "OUTER GOD TIER" that can coil and curl and grasp and climb and...light a half dozen ceremonial candles a half dozen times over, ultimately spuriously usurping my own fate with the underbelly of bestial hell's intervention. Squeezing through small spaces. Handlessly solving a rubik's cube. Turn pages without having to lick my thumb. I'm experiencing a strange and unreasonable sort of jasprosesprite^2 and jasprosesprite envy.
Aww, Rose! I'm sure one day we will be drawn into a Freaky Friday bodyswap situation and each forced to live a day in each other's shoes, almost ruining each other's relationships but instead somehow making them better. And you will get to be the tentacle pussy. :3
Bizarrely comforting. But hardly enough.
it is not all fun and games but i wouldnt trade my bec half for the world! im sure youll have the eldritch body of your prophetic dreams someday rose <3