No, I'm not attending yo(_)r nameweek or ancestorweek or whateverweek. The only valid week is shark week and we all have to live with that fact like ad(_)lts.
You would go to Kris week...
II heard of thiis thiing calllled "Toyotathon" whiich II thiink iis pretty siilllly. Does "Toyotathon" count too?
So(_)nds like a convention, which is nerdy, and (_)nfort(_)nately nerdy st(_)ff is never valid b(_)t we m(_)st persist.
II thiink beiing nerdy iisn"t so bad. Look at all of the llovelly thiings nerds have done for us. Liike makiing pallmhusks and stuff!!
Palmh(_)sks lead to memes and social media and "f(_)nko pops" and pop (_)p adds. Cringe.
nameweek is. out. ancestorweek. is out. beetleweek is. eternal. a state of mind. shark week is. cool too. i guess.
Shit, beetleweek, I knew I was missing something. Nevermind, post canceled-