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9kay MAY6E I have a #su6stance a6use pr96lem
Yeah y9u're right that d9esn't even s9und like me.
I'm m9re than 9kay with this actually.
Alright it's 9FFICIALLY h9rnyp9st h9ur
(tw: #nsfw #casteplay 6ecause I'm deranged s9rry #p9werdynamics) Sh9uld it 6e that I'm given the ch9ice 9f my freed9m 9ver y9ur pleasure, why sh9uld I use my 6rain? The answer is 96vi9us. I am su6servient t9 y9u, high6l99d. I never want t9 leave y9ur side n9 matter h9w 6adly the leather digs int9 my skin. Yes, I d9n't mind the pain. Yes, I quite enj9y it. Yes, I will 6e quiet. <3
Hhhffg
no fuckiing way, my luck out2uck2 all other luck, II can prove iit and have receiipt2 of how legendariily bad my luck ii2, iit leak2 out and affect2 tho2e diirectly around me liike 2ome kiind of luck leach.
what do you want two have a conte2t who 2uck2 more? bah.
(tw: #thirstp9sting) A well-articulated, nicely crafted statement made t9 induce ann9yance 9r rage in the replies 9f s9me individuals' chitts are intenti9nally p9sted f9r the s9le purp9se 9f having attractive pe9ple angry with me. Punch me in my m9uth a69ut it. https://media.ten9r.c9m/s4FPKLiEId4AAAAC/rage6ait-rage.gif
9k guys. 6leeding st9pped. Still dizzy. Ap9l9gies f9r the lack 9f tags, 6ut what a rush!
(tw: #thirstp9sting i guess) Stupid sexy Serkets........
ugh you reaD My pan. been neeDing a new toy...
I think. I might need s9me time t9 gather my 8earings. F9r n9w.
Waking up with an ache in my 69nes and the taste 9f salt in my m9uth. Strangely p9etic
Chiittr communiity, iin your va2t and wiide 2et of opiiniion2 ii2 there any 2peciifiic food 2tuff or driink that iif you 2ee another troll con2ume that they 2hould be iimmediiately and viiolently culled?
9h my g9d rechitted s9mething 6ecause it was funny came 6ack t9 incessant ram6lings 6efitting 9f a dead preacher
N9t in the slightest. Sh9uld the warning scent 9f seaf9am and a taste 9f s9mething metallic fl99d my taste6uds c9me t9 6e, I'll kn9w it's y9u. I l99k f9rward t9 y9ur arrival. M9re, much m9re than what is deemed appr9priate. (Appr9pri8?)
9h, 6ut y9u misinterpret my prattling. See h9w it came t9 6e s9, my failure as a preacher? I'd 6e pleased t9 pr9ve t9 y9u what exactly I'm capa6le 9f. It w9n't 6e much, as I've l9st alm9st entirely everything that I am. 9r, what I 9nce was meant t9 6e. My page is an extended epitaph 9f what I've made 9f myself, and an ech9 falling 6ehind iterati9ns 9f myself that 69ast, pr9udly s9, 9n this we6site. 6r9ken v9ws are the least 9f my w9rries, th9ugh. I've d9ne it 9nce, and that's en9ugh t9 st9p caring a69ut d9ing it again.
I never stated that I'd 6e 9ne t9 flirt with y9u. In truth, kn9wing exactly what y9u are capa6le 9f frightens me en9ugh t9 av9id it alt9gether. 6ut w9uld it satiate y9u t9 kn9w that, as a result 9f all my sh9rtc9mings, I've f9und it redundant t9 truly care? A failed predecess9r, an ex-f9ll9wer 9f what I'd c9me t9 6elieve was righte9us, what's t9 say I find any significance in 6aseless flirting? Th9ugh, if it's getting me s9mewhere, I highly d9u6t it's 6aseless. If y9u find my c9njecture entertaining in the slightest, I'd 6e willing t9 try my hand at any "prizes" y9u have lined up. Assuming I can get myself t9 that p9int, that is.
I d9n't. That's the last thing I want, actually, since I can't swim and the waters are quite treacher9us. 6ut sh9uld it 6e that I sink like an anch9r due t9 y9ur 9wn mind manipul8i9n. I'd 6e h9n9red.
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
You know where to find me, gambligant. You willing to take such a dangerous bet?
Oh er, yes milady. *tips hat* Ive been up to my ears in wrangling coconut beasts but i believe ive fended them off for the time being! It certainly is a pleasure to be back.
AS PROMISED. BORING. PLAIN. BOG-STANDARD. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF "BARE FUCKING MINIMUM." UNLIKE THE OBNOXIOUS, SWAGGERING SHOWBOATS WHO SHOWED UP IN SIXTEEN LAYERS OF NEON GOSSAMER FOR MY BULB-SEARING PLEASURE. SIGH. SAY HI IF YOU'RE HERE, I GUESS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A9803F4D8B82.JPG #MIDNIGHTCITYGALA
Exactly, yes.
Every time it hits the #NSFW hours on this site, I am reminded of this interaction and I find myself very amused: https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/who%20want%20me%20hours.png
WOW. FOR ALL THE UPROARIOUS COMMOTION THIS STUPID THING HAS MADE, IT'S REALLY TURNED INTO YOUR WHITE BLUBBERBEAST, HUH. GOOD LUCK, I GUESS. KICK ITS ASS.
some trolls on this site are baring their throats askin for ragebaitin but im above allat now. im older and moor mature. i can leave it to the next generation sometimes
...Hello+. I'm no+ticing a significant lack o+f an update abo+ut the chit I was tagged in where Karkat appears to+ be stuck in a blubberbeast? Has anyo+ne received any co+rrespo+ndence fro+m him since then?
huh what? what- the. are you fucking jonah karakt? jesus christ okay i'm on the way just be ready for a big headache aiming me.
X Does anyone else ever get the urge to be violent when you get more than one ad at a time on grubtube? #violence ish x
I love all dames of all varieties. But there's a specific kind that holds a special place in this ol' heart of mine. https://i.postimg.cc/QxTqGjGW/Screenshot-2026-04-17-221630.png
Don't worry, 3v3ryon3. 1'm on my w4y to 4rr3st h1m. Th4nk m3 l4t3r.
W3 GOT H1M. 1 R3P34T W3 GOT H1M.
yknoww sometimes i kind of miss alternia it wwas pretty peaceful other than all the murder
// YOURE FINE LOL. He'll get over it, he's just old and grumpy.
hello im available hello has someone ttaken this opportunity yet im available im available for this please respodn
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29fae0e18d97.png #suggestive
IT IS VERY FUCKING FUN. LIKE THEY IMAGINE A WOMAN CAN'T BE AN ASSHOLE SLAVE OWNER
D --> Has there ever been any doubt that leather is the material of the distinguished gentletroll D --> A material as SUAVE and DEMURE as the majestic hoofbeasts from which the rawhide is tanned D --> A material that smells of authority and E%EMPLARY sterility D --> Where other materials and fabrics bend or break, leather resists even the most intensive, rigorous of stress tests D --> Is there any material more desirable than leather D --> I certainly think not
4n unfortun4t3 d3c1s1on, but w3 und3rst4nd.
1 h4t3 h3r.
1f you 4r3 do1ng som3th1ng 1ll3g4l, 1 w1ll turn 4 bl1nd 3y3.
>>| cull, smash, slice, slay! #kill
#k1ll #K1ll #k1ll #K1ll #k1lL
Good morning popul8tion of trolls I love and support.
1t's h4t3 4 81tch m1d-w1p3 d4y.
Do cr1m3. #DoCr1m3
#K1ll #Som3on3
4ugh. 1 4m st1ll mourn1ng.
sup chittr im vibin right now #selfie #pregame #alcohol ((had fun drawing this... my he... c:)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f46f7ca327.png
D -+-> How to tell if a human likes you.
D -+-> Why are my inquires not receiving and automated response with desired results.
Right nowv I got a bottle of Jamaican rum, a fresh pack of cigarettes, and plenty of room on my lap. It’s a good day to make some newv friends. Just puttin’ it out there. #substances #nsfw
GETTING THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN REPS IN. #lifting #nsfw too hot to handle #sweat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5c01b101a66.jpg
no fuckin way i need proof i gotta see this
Obj3ct1on.
BITING THESE WHILE GETTING YOUR BACK BLOWN OUT #NSFW https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ea/4c/0f/ea4c0f6d99cb7ba74cddbd928ce3b433.jpg
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i got bored here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df3492212721.png
nothin quite as satisfyin as pullin some fucker under an wwaitin for the moment that they turn to look at ya wwith the realization that yer the last thing theyre evver gonna fuckin see
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
mydaughter stopped in this morning. tried to tell old gamgam no more gambling.bitch
startin to STANK in here
just heard it again
#exglubbactly u know it
first chitt i sea gettin on here im pikin this site already
feel like someone just farted in my comments but i aint seain who did it
1 4m 4gr331ng w1th th1s post.
dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin
HAVE YOU SEEN MINE? :o)
chitting something really agreeable and normal and everyone likes it then i edit it to something evil and really fucked up and then be like damn you guys fuck with this? weird
fuck fuck fuck fuck #fuck
TIME TO DO MY MOTHERFUCKIN EXERCISE REGIMEN. im not this big for NOTHIN.
da green fuck is replyin ta shit again get em
Shout out to my girlfriend :)
General rule of thum8 I’ve noticed, if something is written in orange, you are a8out to read the single most self-aggrandizing piece of 8a88le in all of history. Most of the time. Like, really, I thought my writing was self-serving!
Alright. I culled m'ser\/\/ant. I kno\/\/\/\/ ha\/\/e a huskpad an' fer the Record, I'm on Earth, in Atlanta Georgia.
Y34H!!!
BACK HURTS AGAIN. sometimes being this fucking big isnt so fun.
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if i w0re landmine girl fashi0n i w0uld be twice as danger0us.
aight imma go get ma beauty rest yall betta behave ill be hearin aboat it if somefin happens #OB-EY #SUMBIT #CONSUM-E [)(er Imperious Condescension logged the fuck out.]
> h1c's 0ffl1ne every0ne party /hj
100% yes.
(( double the chance for folks in the community to get some art I'M EXCITED! ))
officially hit the funny number this calls for yet another celebration so instead of one art offering there will be *two* in the near future so look out for that folks its like christmas up in here https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/024d3e5e98dc.jpg
oh shit. 1000 kult score. thank you everyone!
You can get anything you want. So long as you let me shove you around a little.
Happy 8+2 followers. If this post gets 8 likes I'm posting my ass! ::::D
oops sorry. baddie is like a hot person and pookie is a good friend!
SIX SEVEN!!!!!!!!
You bet your ass I do. https://i.postimg.cc/FHHVsXVR/image.png
D --> Oh dear gods that Eridan is here too
Hello, freaks. ::::) (@vriskell on tum8lr!) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3f/e4/a9/3fe4a9ccfe9856188c3e157e97f590d1.jpg
i have 50 FOLLOWERS???
she p↑t↑ed ↑t ★nd ↑'m not sure ↑f th★t's good news or b★d news but ★t le★st she's cons↑der↑ng my offer?
They put fucking starfish in my sand texture.
We sh9uld all kn9w less a69ut each 9ther. #WeSh9uldAllKn9wLessA69utEach9ther
m↑ss condescence ↑f you ★re see↑ng th↑s ple★se c★n we t★lk th↑s out ↑ re★lly do not w★nt to d↑e. ↑f you'd r★ther not t★lk but ★re cons↑der↑ng my offer from e★rl↑er, ple★se p↑ty th↑s post. ↑f you ★re go↑ng to cull me reg★rdless, ple★se h★te th↑s post
Any8ody know where a 8itch can cop a lighter out here? Mine's fucking dead, and I was JUST a8out to spark up. ::::( #su8stance
some humans are aight
damn, those reacts were quick with it is what's inside an emo guys pants really that on your mind? fuckin' pervs . . . lmfaolmfaolmfao. does it count as a nude if i couldn't fully crop out a friend??? imagine the rest https://i.imgur.com/wbtrnq9.png #nsfw #bulge #nude #ingoodhands #maybeinyourhandsnext
I'm going to troll McDonalds do you guys want anything.
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wAIT OH GOD THE, eMPRESS IS ON HERE?? i MEAN, i GUESS IT DOES NOT, mATTER MUCH, aNYMORE BUT,,, tHAT IS STILL, kIND OF, iNTIMIDATING,,,
Late night reading. https://i.postimg.cc/65xVkGmk/IMG-5848.jpg
T-Minus one hour to Real Puppy Boy Hours.
M8NDFANG IS ON HERE????????
but i cn pull on urs ;3
I once tried to drink saltw8r. Not recommended!