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Marquise Spinneret Mindfang

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@fortuitousnessGambligant

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you knowv, no one evwer talks about the complete lack of depth perception you havwe wvhen you only havwe one eye. also, horrible migraines.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

I hate to zay that I get it. Not eazy out here with a zingle eye. Why can't you juzt get it fixed though?

WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE EYE?

didnt think it wvas gonna be a problem, and then it wvas a problem. it's not a big deal im just "oh, wvell, i guess this is my life nowv."

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an ugly bitch ripped it out.

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SKILL ISSUE

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Life juzt endz up beeing problem after problem, doezn't it?

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it really does and sometimes you just gotta ignore them and they'll probably go awvay. probably.

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Typically they don't. Uzually you have to deal with it otherwize it getz worze.

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin

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1 4m 4gr331ng w1th th1s post.

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

wwhat else is neww

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thats cute. i like that vwere all livwing in your gorgeous head rent free.

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

feel like someone just farted in my comments but i aint seain who did it

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first chitt i sea gettin on here im pikin this site already

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

#exglubbactly u know it

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i like vwhen you get feisty vwith me. evwen if it is through really badly delivwered fart jokes. i mean, cmon princess, if youre gonna svwing at least make it count.

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

just heard it again

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i get it. you gotta look "cool" in front of all of your loyal subjects. but i knovw deep dovwn you like me. DEEP dovwn. in the cockles of your fickle heart. zz;)

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

startin to STANK in here

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I proved my point quite nicely!!!!!!!!

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https://i.postimg.cc/2SWTMpYx/IMG-0154.gif

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

This is true

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The troogle has told me this message is an appropriate greeting, How do you do, fellow kids. #amidoingitright #unsurea8outtroogle

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@trenchantAltruist[TA]

Y34H!!!

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So i have learned some new words, Six seven, Ski8adi toilet, Rizzler and something a8out 8addie and pookie. I was not informed on what they meant ex8ctly.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

oops sorry. baddie is like a hot person and pookie is a good friend!

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@imperiousCondescension[IC]

i am both a baddie an pookie dependin on whos talkin

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:33< maam with none of the due respect mew should unlearn those purronto

So i would 8e considered a 8addie then????????

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

100% yes.

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Can anyone teach me what the new slang is in the newest gener8tion.

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SIX SEVEN!!!!!!!!

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@carcinoTrickster[CT]

67, SKIBIDI TOLIET, RIZZLER,

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@chromaticAvianoid[CA]

> sk1b1d1 1s a term 1've heard t0ssed ar0und w1th n0 exact def1n1t10n, s0 use 1t wherever?

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i learned about the words baddie and pookie the other day.

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@adiosToreador[AT]

wHY WAS SIX, aFRAID OF SEVEN, iN FACT DEATHLY, aFRAID, eVEN?

I am finally understanding the interwe8s, I will 8e still using troogle to figure this out and learn new human terms and words to 8e more relata8le. I am learning you can do what is called a hashtag or poundsym8al I do not want to pound with the sym8ol. #isthishowthisworks?

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I must write in my journal a8out how the interwe8s is showing me the most atrocious posts known to trollkind!!!!!!!!

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

DONT LOOK AT MINE IF YOU DONT LIKE CLOWNS. #clownposting

The interwe8s has 8etrayed me, I do not see any hot humans or trolls in my area!!!!!!!!

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yo

I have 8een informed that troogle has a vast amount of inform8tion, I shall 8e learning more a8out the humans and their so called cats.

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BXOO < there are litterally pawlternian cats!!!

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Alas have found myself what the humans have called a phone and have given me access to what has 8een known to me as the 'interwe8s', I see no we8s.

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🕸️ <- Fooound ooone!

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@imperiousCondescension[IC]

someone otter destroy dat fuckin phone

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i think you have to make the web yourself ms.mindfang.

Someone should destroy your fleet, I should have won the re8ellion.

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B33 < the interwebz are a series of tubes through which cats travel

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@imperiousCondescension[IC]

and yet yer puny uprisin aint amount to nofin

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What is a cat???????

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B33 < do they not have cats on your colony?? B33 < youve b33n on alternia right

troogle what is cat........

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