Marquise Spinneret Mindfang
@fortuitousnessGambligant
I have 8een 8anned from HIC's, park. I will 8e 8ack again at some point. Mark my words, I will not forget.
It is rather nice out, shame that soon a chase will transpire, as I will not have the time to relax........
Keep trying to flatter yourself........ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5836e38d2d60.PNG
Should I perhaps, get a new pet to play with or multiple. #suggestive
ugh you reaD My pan. been neeDing a new toy...
My reputation causing a port to panic, despite only 8eing here for less than a few minutes. Someone attempted to set my galleon a8laze, it was fruitless and quite pathetic at that. The 8laze was snuffed out rather quickly, only for the entire port to meet my ire. If another port tries this again let this 8e a warning the Marquise is no longer going to hesitate to remove you from the map entirely.
Ahem. I hope tonight the wind is full in your sails, your waters and calm and your crackers salty.
I shall 8e merciful and accept your clear attempt at trying sooth my wrath, that will not 8e easy the next time you come into my comments as I make my threats known........
*Gulp*. Captain yes captain.
Letting the populace know, I am 8ack and even more rich than 8efore.
The hunt for the wretched sea 8east is still ongoing despite all my crew's efforts it has 8een quite wiley, managing to even cause our connection to 8ecome spotty and our systems to malfunction. The tracker itself is still intact and fully usa8le, however, this 8east clearly has 8een hunted 8efore as it seems to have tried to lure us into the depths near a much more vicious sea8easts lair. #Hunt #Thehuntgoeson #Gam8ligants None the less, it's plans were thwarted due to not realizing we had already known of this lair for some time, using it as a marker for previous missing vessels. In due time we will have this sea8east, I had called upon the rest of my fleet and soon it shall meet it's demise as we corral it towards the shallows and force panic amongst it to tire itself. Once that is achieved, victory shall succeed and full of prosperity.
WOW. FOR ALL THE UPROARIOUS COMMOTION THIS STUPID THING HAS MADE, IT'S REALLY TURNED INTO YOUR WHITE BLUBBERBEAST, HUH. GOOD LUCK, I GUESS. KICK ITS ASS.
I have found the sea 8east containing the poor, unfortunate soul within it. Extraction will 8e difficult due to the sheer amount of rapid movement and diving thus far. My crew has put a tracker on the 8east, so even if it dives deep within the depths of the seas, we shall 8e a8le to find it once more. Fear not, I shall slay this 8east 8efore the competition approaches to claim the sought-after victory and glory that is saving this soul that went over8oard during a seafaring trip!!!!!!!! If others are also near8y, please take heed of the 8east, it is clear this one is lively and rearing to cause more havoc and devour more souls!!!!!!!! @car8olicGalvanologist
you knowv, no one evwer talks about the complete lack of depth perception you havwe wvhen you only havwe one eye. also, horrible migraines.
I hate to zay that I get it. Not eazy out here with a zingle eye. Why can't you juzt get it fixed though?
didnt think it wvas gonna be a problem, and then it wvas a problem. it's not a big deal im just "oh, wvell, i guess this is my life nowv."
an ugly bitch ripped it out.
it really does and sometimes you just gotta ignore them and they'll probably go awvay. probably.
Typically they don't. Uzually you have to deal with it otherwize it getz worze.
dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin
1 4m 4gr331ng w1th th1s post.
wwhat else is neww
thats cute. i like that vwere all livwing in your gorgeous head rent free.
feel like someone just farted in my comments but i aint seain who did it
first chitt i sea gettin on here im pikin this site already
#exglubbactly u know it
i like vwhen you get feisty vwith me. evwen if it is through really badly delivwered fart jokes. i mean, cmon princess, if youre gonna svwing at least make it count.
just heard it again
i get it. you gotta look "cool" in front of all of your loyal subjects. but i knovw deep dovwn you like me. DEEP dovwn. in the cockles of your fickle heart. zz;)
startin to STANK in here
I proved my point quite nicely!!!!!!!!
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This is true
The troogle has told me this message is an appropriate greeting, How do you do, fellow kids. #amidoingitright #unsurea8outtroogle
Y34H!!!
So i have learned some new words, Six seven, Ski8adi toilet, Rizzler and something a8out 8addie and pookie. I was not informed on what they meant ex8ctly.
oops sorry. baddie is like a hot person and pookie is a good friend!
i am both a baddie an pookie dependin on whos talkin
:33< maam with none of the due respect mew should unlearn those purronto
So i would 8e considered a 8addie then????????
100% yes.
Can anyone teach me what the new slang is in the newest gener8tion.
SIX SEVEN!!!!!!!!
67, SKIBIDI TOLIET, RIZZLER,
> sk1b1d1 1s a term 1've heard t0ssed ar0und w1th n0 exact def1n1t10n, s0 use 1t wherever?
i learned about the words baddie and pookie the other day.
I am finally understanding the interwe8s, I will 8e still using troogle to figure this out and learn new human terms and words to 8e more relata8le. I am learning you can do what is called a hashtag or poundsym8al I do not want to pound with the sym8ol. #isthishowthisworks?
I must write in my journal a8out how the interwe8s is showing me the most atrocious posts known to trollkind!!!!!!!!
DONT LOOK AT MINE IF YOU DONT LIKE CLOWNS. #clownposting
The interwe8s has 8etrayed me, I do not see any hot humans or trolls in my area!!!!!!!!
I have 8een informed that troogle has a vast amount of inform8tion, I shall 8e learning more a8out the humans and their so called cats.
BXOO < there are litterally pawlternian cats!!!
Alas have found myself what the humans have called a phone and have given me access to what has 8een known to me as the 'interwe8s', I see no we8s.
someone otter destroy dat fuckin phone
i think you have to make the web yourself ms.mindfang.
Someone should destroy your fleet, I should have won the re8ellion.
B33 < the interwebz are a series of tubes through which cats travel
and yet yer puny uprisin aint amount to nofin
B33 < do they not have cats on your colony?? B33 < youve b33n on alternia right