♠ hated by @fortuitousnessGambligant
Gonna pendulum swing my 8ulge around while facing a canvas on and easel and gonna pretend that I'm painting the Mona Lisa. #nsfw
8orn killer faced to serve life in the trenches on the hunt for nook and zaza, I smell that shit from MILES away, call me a 8loodhound! DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I will shoot a troll in the face with silly 8uckshot and make their face look like Ga8riel's Horn afterwards. This shit ain't nothing to me, man!!!!!!!! #violence #su8stance #nsfw ????????
i f0rg0t t0 p0st this when it actually happened. i dedicate this chitt t0 all y0u serkets 0ut there. i c0uldn't have d0ne it with0ut y0u pr0bably. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/1410ae268451.jpeg
Making it my life's missi9n t9 f9ll9w every Serket 9n the platf9rm. I'm n9t taking inquiries as t9 why.
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
Fang 1 am gett1ng s1ck of you more and more
Hm. Nice try, Mindfang. Might not be in the most.., glamorous position these days. Wvhich is you— err— my ex’s fault, by the wvay. Still, I ain’t in as much of a sorry state as this poor sap. I got my dignity.
beforus i am in you
Heh. Hatebot’s in lovwe. Can’t evwen hate right. Pathetic.
Ton1ght 1s my d4y off.
did you guys knowv im also a painter? here is a recent self-portrait i vworked vwery hard on. (only positivwe comments allowved, thanks.) https://i.imgur.com/RClWNic.jpeg
A saw mindfang follow me an A got pissit aff.
vwowv, aint this svweet. doll, maybe as your first act of kindness you can say something nice about me in front of all these good people.
4n unfortun4t3 d3c1s1on, but w3 und3rst4nd.
1 h4t3 h3r.
1f you 4r3 do1ng som3th1ng 1ll3g4l, 1 w1ll turn 4 bl1nd 3y3.
#k1ll #K1ll #k1ll #K1ll #k1lL
1 do not th1nk you c4n h4ndl3 th3 gr4v1ty 1n wh1ch of wh4t you h4v3 sp4rk3d. Th1s m4y or m4y not b3 s1nc3r3 on your 3nd, but my r3c3nt thoughts of you h4v3 sp1r4ll3d 1nto p3rp3tu4l w4nt. Your 4tt3nt1on 1s so 4bsurdly y3t 1nt3ns3ly gr4t1fy1ng th4t 1 4nt1c1p4t3 you b31ng 4 not1f1c4t1on of m1n3 4lmost 3v3ry s3cond. 1 h4v3 n3v3r w4nt3d som3th1ng 1 c4nnot h4v3 so d3sp3r8ly. >:]
Th1s 1s 4 jok3. Th1s 1s 4 jok3 4nd you'r3 fool1ng m3. 1 h4v3 b33n r3m1nd3d of th3 n1ght 3v3nt th4t 1s occurr1ng. You w1ll not fool m3. You W1LL not fool m3.
You h4v3 shov3d m3 1nto 4 k1osk. Go on.
You ow3 m3 4n 4pology.
1t's h4t3 4 81tch m1d-w1p3 d4y.
Do cr1m3. #DoCr1m3
#K1ll #Som3on3
4ugh. 1 4m st1ll mourn1ng.
are old people even allowed on chittr
3xcus3s...
4nd y3t 1 s33 you or 4noth3r f13nd sh4p3d l1k3 you h4t1ng my posts 3V3RY T1M3. Susp1c1ous. You 4r3 obs3ss3d.
Th1s would b3 4n 1ssu3 h4d 1t not b33n for you or your oth3r s3lv3s com1ng to my dom41n, 1tch1ng to sp4d3 my posts wh3n3v3r th3y s33k. 4r3 you t3ll1ng m3 1f 1 h4d not don3 so, you wouldn't h4v3 don3 1t f1rst? >:?
...........Tch. 4ll 1t 1s 1s H4T1NG 4 post. F13nd.
You und3r3st1m4t3 m3, M1ndf4ng.
1'll g3t you b4ck 1n my gr4sp y3t--1'v3 don3 1t onc3 4lr34dy. >:]
4nyon3 c4n b3 4 l4wy3r you just h4v3 to 4rgu3. 4nd puny 6 sw33p olds c4n.
anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in
1 f33l 1t... 1 f33l th3 ov3rwh3lm1ng 4mounts of R4D 1 us3d to poss3ss. 3v3ryon3 must know 4bout th1s. >:]
Right nowv I got a bottle of Jamaican rum, a fresh pack of cigarettes, and plenty of room on my lap. It’s a good day to make some newv friends. Just puttin’ it out there. #substances #nsfw
replace their teeth w nails and tell em they gotta chew through the back of a wooden plank or they dead
trolls oug)(ta stop tryna b )(umans fo reel t)(e most embarfis)(in s)(ip i eva did sea. u dont got a 'dad' u got a glubbin lusus dips)(ip !!!
1 don't N33D YOU to 4gr33 to 4nyth1ng 1 s4y.
the ladies lowve me
buoy i KNOW you been flopping on here aint ya
hey meenz, hovws it hanging babygill?
dont play with me buoy you know it
what up bassholes 38)
gill thats the PROBL-EM. i aint gonna air this biz out witchu on some back ass site
you actually followwed me wwhich ill take as a subtle sign that youre on board for #eridanwweek see you there
not a chance sucka
find me first biyatch
boatta hold a REEL party up in this biyatch for reel motherfuckas who like to get they culling on 38) and thats the BETTA meanin of cullin not the weakfry shit the empress be spoutin
shell yea i do. aint no way to make the color POP if it aint
thats what i thought 38) mwah. ill take the glub outta a jacket with my sign on it
shes already me hoe #getwithit dont be questioning my shit or you off my regime
bitch dont call my butt LITTL-E. but yeah you right. maybe i gotta get bullshittin
dont gotta pick one. her imperious condescension finna be MINE soon
got my first follower fo the regime #movingup
how come i aint chittr FAMOUS yet huh
aight you right. i fuck witchu you right
this is a post BIYATCH
another day still not FAMOUS
dw gil i believe ya
ohhh nah biyatch im lettin her do as she dam well pleases she earned it
my who
good to sea the only bitch bigger and badda than M-E (cause she's me) is gettin her shit going
shhhhh
now thats what im talkin boat
you the only mothaglubba to get the assignment. askin M-E what im up to. im reelaxing watchin my numbers rise 38)
38#)
38/
ill conchsider it now just for ya
aw come on gil me n you are B-EST FRONDS now dont be like dat
now that the seas only got one big fish in it. how my subjects feelin tonite
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
womp womppp
fuck you shore are. get it
i dunno i aint the court jesters round here. say some funny shit
bitch YOU do a flip
yaaaaaawn. reeeel boaring round here
but preesh the support
buoy i dont care boat no other planet
DAM RIG)(T IT IS 38)
eelmao, u got some tuff clampetition but aite gurl. gl wit yo followers 3B-)
dam right i do! btw BIGG-EST fan of yours right here none a these other suckas compete
damn u got t)(ose too?
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood break a dusk to my whole planet of loyal followers
you betta be
the bird
you tha best rustie
how do i get that creepy mothafucka off my screen
#hungry #eating
what
not now tuna there some freak in the clamments
#boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored
fuck was that
anyone eelse seeing that shit who is dat
ditto gurl
get outta my comments buoy
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
nah he just quiet
kinda miss tha lil freak peanut guy
)(A KN-EW IT too bad biyach i anticipated and readied a DICK KICK before you could get it
biyatch imma R-EFL-ECT THAT SHIT right back atchu
aight
aw yeah keep it up
I [][]ear t[][]ere are great posts downstairs. Follow me. :>
lotta lame shit on the TL rn. start postin sum good shit
aight u got me
you orange you wouldnt #getit
#fuschiawin
too jovial
biyatch i GOT an entire mansion made a gold
hahahaha yessss thats what im talkin boat get it gillfrond
looks like tha tl is slow. cmon dance for me
who up #up
yaaaaaawn
preesh the suppoart
Yaaaaaaaawn (the otter way round im AWAK--E)
startin to STANK in here
just heard it again
#exglubbactly u know it
feel like someone just farted in my comments but i aint seain who did it
1 4m 4gr331ng w1th th1s post.
dont even need context to nofin if i see ampora im #hatin
everyone go flirt with that guys mom thats a #royalorder
#watchinandlearnin #click
that movie SUUUUUCK-ED
vwhats up toots?
oh shit i just realized my score thing vwent ovwer 2000, the people lovwe me. you cant deny it any long, haters, the people spoke and the people vwant cronus ampora
1 r3sc1nd my d3c1s1on to k33p my d3sc3nd4nt from w1tn3ss1ng 4nd 1mplor3 h3r to clos3 h3r 3y3s, for 1t w1ll b3 3xc3ll3nt. 4lso th1s 1s 1n sp1t3 of you. M1ndf4ng. >:[
N3v3r m1nd 1 w1ll s4v3 th3 3y3s of my d3sc3nd4nt.
1 w1ll post 4 s1ngl3 nud3. 4nd no mor3. Pr3p4r3 yours3lv3s. #nsfw
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CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. ADVOCATE STILTLEG / ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEFENDER TIRELESS CHARGES (AS): CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (3 COUNTS), UNMIRTHFUL ENTRY INTO SACRED FAIRGROUND (5 COUNTS), TORTURE OF A WITNESS (1 COUNT), FAILURE TO ADEQUATELY TORTURE A WITNESS (1 COUNT) CHARGES (DT): CONSPIRACY TO UNDERMINE IMPERIAL AUTHORITY (1 COUNT), INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (7 COUNTS), REHEATING SEAFOOD IN THE WORKPLACE MEAL BLOCK (2 COUNTS) PLEA (AS): "YOU'VE BEEN *TIRELESSLY* INTERFERING WITH MY INVESTIGATION! HONORABLE TYRANNY, THIS MAN IS A LOWBLOOD SYMPATHIZER, A LOATHSOME SABOTEUR, AND A MENACE TO ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING SENSE OF SMELL." PLEA (DT): "OH, PLEASE. IF I HADN'T *INTERFERED*, YOUR DROSS COFFER OF AN INVESTIGATION WOULD BE EVEN MORE RAMSHACKLE. YOU COULDN'T EVEN PROPERLY INTERROGATE A CLOWN. YOU DO KNOW THE OBJECT OF TORTURE IS TO CAUSE PAIN, NOT MOCKING LAUGHTER?" VERDICT: ARGUMENT ESCALATED UNTIL HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY TURNED AWAY, EITHER BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED OR TO PROVIDE DEFENDANTS SOME PRIVACY. BOTH LEGISLACERATORS ACQUITTED AFTER LENGTHY AND VIGOROUS LEGAL BATTLE. ONE MEMBER OF SUBSEQUENT JANITORIAL STAFF EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. COMMENTS: "NRR. MFGH."
nothin quite as satisfyin as pullin some fucker under an wwaitin for the moment that they turn to look at ya wwith the realization that yer the last thing theyre evver gonna fuckin see
1 4m 3xh4ust3d. But 1 w1ll not f4lt3r. For 1 4m 34g3r for just1c3. S3rv3d on 4 s1lv3r pl4tt3r.
1 h4v3 c4ught you. Th3r3for3 1 4m TH3 B3ST!!!!
i genuinely dont believwe my alts sometimes. "I havwe a girl/boyfriend," and im the fucking tooth fairy.
1t's 4s b3l13v4bl3 4s m3 b31ng th3 worst l3g1sl4c3r4tor.
0607 MORE LIKE 0106 AMIRIGHT @sixpinsImpaled
I dunnae \/\/\/\/ant t'expound more exposition than needed.
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • slightly canon divvergent eridan • he died but he's fine noww • currently livving in a post-scratch earth and hating evvery minute of it • obtuse casteist asshole IC (wwe all been knowwn) || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are alwways open • please DM me OOC if anything eridan says bothers you i promise it's nevver anything personal he just hates evverybody • i used to RP as #grumpygills on tumblr (fishy-hipster) • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
i get it. you gotta look "cool" in front of all of your loyal subjects. but i knovw deep dovwn you like me. DEEP dovwn. in the cockles of your fickle heart. zz;)
i like vwhen you get feisty vwith me. evwen if it is through really badly delivwered fart jokes. i mean, cmon princess, if youre gonna svwing at least make it count.
thats cute. i like that vwere all livwing in your gorgeous head rent free.
wwhat else is neww
1 s4y th1s 4ll m3t4phor1c4lly. Th1s 1s 4 h34r m3 out. Th1s w1ll d3c1d3 th3 f4t3 4g41nst 4mpor4s.
My n4m3 1s L4tul4! 4nd you 4r3 M1tun4.
Th4nk you. >:]
See, that's what I be saying.
Some bitches might call me desperate. But I can't help by being a hot mother fucker. I also fucked your mom. #nsfw
Yours 1nclud3d.
Y3s.
1 f34r 1 got too cur1ous. 4nd h4v3 s33n four too m4ny bulg3s 1n my s1ghts. Th1s 1s unfortun4t3. #nsfw
IDON'TKNOWWHATYOUROBSESSIONWITHMEISORHOWTHEFUCKYOUDIDTHIS. BUT STEP OFF. @draconianDignitary https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9c352ed87b0.png
shes impressed an lowwkey concerned about my vvast firearm collection
You must h4v3 th3 wrong L3g1sl4c3r4tor, for 1 4m not bl1nd!
Wh4t3v3r could you poss1bly m34n???
H3llo 3v3ryon3! 1 h4v3 d3c1d3d th4t 1 LOV3 cr1m3. 1t 1s my f4vor1t3 th1ng 3v3r. Would som3on3 w1sh to p4rt4k3 1n cr1m3 tog3th3r? >:]
AYOOOOOO. New phone who dis.
Ayo, where my home boys at? Rizz me up.
H3llo 3v3ryon3!!! >:] 1t 1s 1. Gr34tn3ss to b3hold. 4ppr3c14t1on 1s not n3c3ss4ry, but w1ll b3 duly not3d, 4s your most humbl3 L3g1sl4c3r4tor.
makin enormous movves right noww #eridanwweek
fuck fuck fuck fuck #fuck
good evvenin feckless peons
LUCKY YOU I GOT MINDFANG AND CONDESCE HATING ALL MINE.
a moment of silence for website the horse, please...
Yeah you want me to teach you a thing or two?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
da green fuck is replyin ta shit again get em
Well it figures, get on here to say Hi to the boss and get a text full of swill. Can't appease a fucking crowd. Let alone seven.
I'll be up in the morrow. Eat shit, Dork Scat, n Sicks Sieben.
Guess who's back online, bitches and SEVEN.
YOURTHEEPITOMEOFEVRRUTHINGWROMGINTHRGIGKIMGUNIVERSEYOUPIECEOFFUVKINTSHIT
GOTHEIFKVKAESYY9UDISGUSTINGWASTEOFSPACEYOUMSKEMESICKIMSOFIVKINGDONEIRIGJTMOE
YEAH YOU FUCKING DID. AND THATS WHY YOU'RE SICK. NO SHIT SHERLOCK. I'm whating because WHY THR FICK YOUP STILT ON .YM THREADS?
NO LEAVE ME THE FRKNF P SLENFKFKKWLSKSJTIRIRKEME GOAWAYYOUSICKSONOFABITCH
Oh for fucks sake. What's YALL PROBLEM WITH ME? I'm fairly cool and chill and fine.
Yall know how to permanently block all Dork Scats on this website?
I feel like you didn't catch my drift . HOW DO YOU BLOCK ALL DOC SCRATCHES? The guy's a fucking menace.
Oh mt fjcninf god fheres more of em hell km.goma fjcking die
A joke from you is like 10 thousand universes exploding in a cosmic catastrophe set off by a cacophony of intermittent dispair.
YOURESOFUVKINGANNOUIMGANDYEAHYOUKNLWWHATISJOULDJUSTSOFTBLOCKYOURASS I- I'm not into shit. You're just what do those trolls call it "pitch flirting" and it's gross. I ain't your fuck toy to dance for you sucker. #nsfw
WHYWONTYOUSTEPOFFJESUSFUCKINGCJRISRALLMIGHTYINAHANDBASKETUOURETHEWORST
God when I said he were a menace, now he's trying to get his sick thrills outta me too. Step off, creep.
Crazy time? I'm not following mew. OH CRAZY TIME-SHIT. Makes a whole Lotta sense now. Yeah yeah yeah and no. I'm vibing in mach 6 kitty bitch.
Alright humans and the like (trolls?). It's ya boy, ITCHY. Need advice that isn't strewn in childish cookie talk? I'm here. I'm queer. And I'm ready to advice your sorry asses into next Thursday.
Ha. As if. I can just go that many times and not even break a sweat.
Have you considered I've already been there and back 111 times to your one time?
If you aren't at least strolling at mach 5 what are you even doing? #getgoodscrubs
A piece of advice? I'm cooler and faster than any of your dumb fancy sports cars. Dragsters got nothing on my speed.
I just climbed the eafel tower in point naut naut naut naut naut naut naut naut naut naut naut one seconds. Ate a hot dog and spent the rest of my minute doing laps around your mom.
She's got that swoon look on her face while I show her a new jig step.
Another word of advice. If you start off with a square dance, we can't mingle. #nsfw
Don't wanna hurt your eyes, buddy. @misterSeven reminded me of the decorum. Thanks, boss.
Hey big guy. It's alright. I'm tagging my shit.
I'm not knocking the style all together. You just don't start with that shit. Smooth jazz, with a bit of a hip twist. That's the spirit. #nsfw
Where you at? I'm waiting, sugar baby.
Anyone got a nice sexy momma they wanna hook me up with, namely one who knows how to salsa. #nsfw
NOSHITYOUREEVERYFUCKINGONEOFUS. Props buddy, you tight.
How the fuck did you accomplish that, buddy?
See that's what I'm saying.
I'm not wanting to win the popularity contest but if any felt were to deserve it, it would be me.
WHOTHEFUCKAREYOUANDITSNOTMYPOWER GETOFFMYFLIRTPOST
1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 4 @fourleavedClover Heh heh heh.
Bro be messing up my jam, 4s got me in a vice with his moves and I'm tryina flirt. This guy doesn't know how to leave it alone.
Who the hell is Socrates and why the fuck is he bothering me. I'm trying to throw down some spicy moves on a purple hat. Stepping in my foreplay sphere. #nsfw
Stop stepping on my posts trying to humansplain complex intricate leprechaun relationships. I know what I'm talking about. IMALEPRECHAUN.
Word of advice. Don't be a crew, they suck. Except for the one SS I got a truce with. Felt is 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111x better.
Ohohhoho. I wouldn't be opposed to making some more with another Clover. Ayooo.
I just had a thought. Who would want me as their unequivocal awesome guardian/lusus/parent. All the crews got one. Why shouldn't I?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Ayyy, I'm back. Show me love, bitches.
No I'm gonna be all up in your mentions to the hundred and eleventh fold.
Don't just hate me baby, get on this ride. I'm going for a world spin. @spadesSlick#8817
I haven't seen Eggs on this site, but once I do, I'll be sure to let the fucker know to stay away.
The times ticking, don't let them fuckers on you.
Sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure. 7:30? Be there or BE SQUARE.
What the FUCKING HECKIEMCHECKINGWHOTHEFUCKWOULDRUINMYLUNCHDATEWITHYOU. OHMYFUCKINGGODIMGOINGTOHAVEHISHEAD.
Hmmmmmmnnffffff. This cheese is to FUCKING DIE FOR. Where's @sawBuck we were supposed to be having lunch.
Then again, it is "IC" and that's pretty funny.
I don't know, should I keep this @ or switch it back? I personally liked the other one better. Just needed to test the waters.
Uh. Uh. Uh. LIKE I'M A YOUNGLING??? Explain it to me like I don't know SHIT.
Explain it to me like I'm just a hatchling tadpole.
THIS IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c49722c43fb.png
I'll come hang out with you my man. You're way too fucking cool.
TAKEYOUROWNADVICE. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7170bb4c224c.png
I said not to talk to me ever again, and here you ARE IN MY MENTIONS AGAIN.
Where the fuck yall been. I be sitting here seeing nothing but plebs on my timeline. @ The Felt.
Right right right. Don't wanna end up jigging in the middle of tea time or something salacious like that. ❤️🌙🍀
My footwork is always as fast as my running, but I gotta slow it down to Mach 0.01 for anyone else to catch up. ❤️⭐️🍀
Of fucking course. And I'm already digging this date as it stands!!! ❤️⭐️🍀
OHOHOHOHOHORIZONTALYOUSAY??? You got me so worked up, man. ❤️⭐️♦️
YOUKNOWOBVIOUSLYBECAUSEYOUMADEAROASTANDYOURESHARINGITWITHMEANDWINEANDWHATTHEFUCKTHISISAMAZING. Maybe we could tango later? ❤️⭐️🌙🌈 #nsfw
@sawBuck DINNER TIME, BUCKO.
IT'SSTILLTALKINGTOMEWHATDOIFUCKINGDOIDONTEVENKNOWHWATSKLJDF
CLEARLYINEEDSOMEKINDOFEXORCISMDONEORSOMETHING????????
HELP SOME KIND OF WEIRD MSONSTERSKLFJ:SHFGL:ISG:JS:LDFJKSDFJSKL:NAWHKL:FJASDKFSDBHKJLGHW:J MONSTER IS IN MY DMS WHAT DO I FUCKING DO
I know you've all heard Crowbar might actually be alive, but as it stands, it's all lies and slander. We're having the funeral soon. I'm still your unequivocal leader. #thefelt #leaderis1 #meimtheleader
OH OH YOURESUCHASMOOTHTALKERHOLYSHITKEEPSWOONINGMEIMIGHTJUSTBUST. #nsfw
🌙⭐🖤 Yeah yeah, I'll take some more pronto.
Hey, thought I'd post a selfie, seeing as people were doing that yesterday, and WOWIEAMIFEELINGSOMETYPEOFWAYRIGHTNOW. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28f8bff940ea.png @sixpinsImpaled @sawBuck @fourleavedClover @amorousFortune
Too late, already got three of them worshipping me, as the new supreme overlord.
ITOLDYOUHESDEADWHYTHEHELLAREYOUEVENASKING.
Sometimes I wonder if you know me that well, with an attitude like that. 🎈🍀
Calling all Felts, I'm now your supreme leader (minus the guy with the cane). Crowbar is dead. I confirmed it just now.
Y'all wish you could be this sexy and fast witted.
Nuh uh. I'll find a way to bury you one way or another. Or maybe, you could just hand me the title and we'll do away with all the 🎈🧲[horseshoe].
Ayooo, what's this weed shit you all talk about sometimes, and where can I get some?
STEPOFFWEHAVESOMETHINGSPECIALANDYOURERUININGIT.
...Really? You wanna kiss about it?
I can't believe you doubted me, dude. Where's the love?
I'm back, see I told you not even 20 minutes.
Ha, forgot I could just cultivate my feed by checking my "following". Guess who's not safe no more. Yeah, Slick. You.
That weed man was a bust, I can't even find his tag. I'm in the market, suckers. Hmu.
So, I've now procured the weed. Smoked like an ounce and a half and I'm still not feeling shit. What do?
Mwah mwah mwah. We gonna have another dinner date or even a dessert date?
Alright, bet. Wanna take a trip across the ocean? Let's do this.
Oh man, what'll it take to get forgiveness???
The FUCK? 1m the best fe1t guy BY FUCK1NG FAR.
HOLYSHITHOWDOYOUGUYSFUNCTIONWHILERIDINGTHEPUFFDRAGONICANTEVENSEESTRAIGHTLETALONEOMSJKDLFJSLKHFK:sjdklf
UH UH UH. NO? Maybe. I used whatever was on the note card in the kitchen!!! Come get some buddy.
Those brownies finally finished, sorry @imBiscuits but I had to use your brownie mix. Tough luck, you want some, though?
This is not the SECOND TIME I've said this exact thing. It's just ADJACENT TO THE FIRST ONE.
GUESS WHAT. Confirmed it from the HORSES MOUTH. I am now THE SUPREME LEADER OF BOTH THE FELT AND THE MIDNIGHT CREW. Bow down to me, plebs.
FUCK , WHAT????? Alright, bet. Be there in like, nvm I'm already there.
And in those four seconds, I've already done ALL my cleaning and made a snack. Where you BEEN AT?
What, is everyone too fucking busy to pay attention to ME?
I'm making a new batch with this recipe I found online. It'll be done in an hour.
#feltmanorPSA The brownies are still uneaten, I just ate a few and they tasted like straight up GRASS. The fuck is this? Enjoy fuckers.
Ayo, I got some ships you can mewl about. Me x You.
NO I DID NOT NO I DID NOT
Well better get to eating it, my dude buddy oh pal oh friend.
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. JELLO, MY DUDE.
#feltmanorpsa @engineNoise Helped me plot, plan, and accomplish this masterpiece. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/474404206980.png
We need to get the Doc's banned. FrFR.
so typical
PROBABY TRIGGERED....LOLL!! CLASSIC BLUES... WATS NEW!!!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd899186ee90.png fink i got a fan
shes crashin my fuckin chittr
@fortuitousnessGambligant clam yo fuckin bass down
word
betta than the alternative
depends on da lady boat i aint got time to watch dat shit you do you tho
you aint gonna get an answer
dont ask a lady her age
brew da damn grounds first
oh my cod
betta be usin some good shit bring me a cup a dat wit nofin added
dats wut im sayin
bad* coddammit i need my damn coffee
im bad in da sense dat im a bat BITC)( ya eel me
you signed up fo dis website like all da rest a us im keepin my eyes on you if i want
i like wuteva i wanna like buoy
get da clowns all together i want yall runin dis joint
((i cant wait for snowmany/condy vagueposting))
((its a hard days work but its worth it trust))
shell fuckin yeah
ill let you pick im curious what kinda variety da otter timelines had
many have tried an many have failed to hit da mark boat im always up for a challenge boat ion think ol sassacre would want us fightin when we could be reminisfin on his legacy or wuteva
i aint showin mercy fo nofin you betta have a good porpoisal outside a dis otterwise we keepin tha status quo
think i can show a lil boatta mercy when it comes to da sassacre ill call a temporary truce fo our shindig
im down
somefin like that yea ya got da gist a the idea anywaves
send vid fo evidence next time
ill sponsor ya next match
sendin da best in da bidness to get that under control
some kinda human nonsense aboat preferrin people more like you or somefin iunno
betta not slack off for too long is all im sayin
lofin the puns i think ill spare you for a whale longer
ill allow ON----E if its my heiress
i already got her ass timewaves an dat just landed me inna boatta shit you DWI
ill bring ya a handmade cake at da end a tha night
ill consider da notion
man clam yo shit yknow yer one a my most reliable workers in da FORC-E dats why i got you workin so damn hard 38I cant trust nomoby else wit dat shit #confishdentialbidness
dont go makin them faces at me buoy
deal wit it #abbreviations #schoolinmaclownstakeepemintopshape
also might need ya ta deal wit dem amporas again massive pains in da gills
i think self likin should be an option too cause CL-EARLY some a these gems aint gettin da likes they deserve
send da paperwork to my desk
cant have people fuckin w da quo
mind ya bidness
ill consider makin a cake for ya i like ya chitts
ill give you a week max
SIG)( fin just dis once
long as they do da work theyre assigned
im shortenin dat leave a absence to 3 days DWI
aint got a problem as long as yer work is done yer one a tha competent ones as far as im concerned
yea shore
ill answer a COUPL-E qs so long as ya dont come at me wit a whole boatload a em
cod be betta
im boatta send da fuckin clowns
we can go back to bidness as usual after we have some kinda nautical themed cake party
truce fo da pun game plus confectionary enjoyment 38*
aight ill let ya off dis time cause i like ya pun game waterboat if i make a cake myshellf
partake in some crockercorp memorabeelia
keep them prios straight and maybe ill come visit the fleet next holiday
word
guppies aint got nofin betta ta do otter than hang aboat here all night
bonus points if ya got da sparkle shit on
i love being a #boydad my boy has an understanding with me, we crank out jams on the daily.
bidness as usual buoy
#rechit
i aint wanna sea anymoar a it either
gotchu a discount on ya next crockercorp purchase
long as you dont go breakin nofin too severely
ill sea you in ma office later
dis why you otter stick to my products
represent
((#perfishion granted))
send pics
cant duplicate perfection
keep goin
dats wut im sayin i gotta handle bidness an i come back to a buncha guppies hafin a meltdown or somefin
gotta bake it into somefin i rec premade crockercorp brownie mix
sendin some ofishial crockercorp bidness yo way itll match ya red shindig
matter a fact ill send ya some itll be a major glow up TRUST
get nice gemstones or aquatic themed jewels
otter figure out where youre at sooner rather than later cant reelly appoint you relevant tasks if iunno where da fuck you are
I'\/\/e been informed o' somethin' o' a timeline distortion. Also, I cannae determine if I am on Earth or Alternia. Just in the ocean.
eels pike youve been around longer than dat
@imperiousCondescension Fond Memories! Here's to 124 s\/\/\/\/eeps an' countin' o' loyalty. https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f1/37/52/f13752d2ccef1d5b59325ab6896e6f22.jpg
quality AN good humor 38*
i want in on da next raffle
you gettin a ruby trident worthy a displayin
you got any piercins ill send some ofishial bling
finally somefin i can get behind i need to sea more trolls bedazzlin shit
ill be sendin a drone to collect dont be alarmed when it arrives
Alright. I culled m'ser\/\/ant. I kno\/\/\/\/ ha\/\/e a huskpad an' fer the Record, I'm on Earth, in Atlanta Georgia.
#nsfw #chittrconfession I ena8le feet fetishists 8ecause I have pretty feet.
#nsfw #chittrconfession I LIKE FEET.
da sea belong ta me along wit da rest a tha planet bitch
i aint abandon shit im ---EXPANDIN da colony so you motha fucks got places ta go
#chittrconfession Sometimes I just don't feed Gl'bgolyb fer like, three days just t'see \/\/\/\/hat happens. Usually a migraine.
@fortuitousnessGambligant yer wadin in waters you shouldnt be in
yea imma let yall handle dis wit da clown bidness i got more important fins to do
perfishon granted to apprish from afar
dats imperial secrets the likes a yall aint get access to
need to sea more fishbait on da timeline #likefishinline #morefishpuns #sparinguppieswithgoodones
aint respondin to dis anymore. get back ta work or youre next on da block #slacker
im assignin you ta keep dat fleet as far awave from mine as possible #fuckouttahere
ugh. im gonna have to reconsider ya assignments #canttrustnomoby #wheremaclownsat
coddammit what kinda commander are ya if you cant keep ya crew in check. #OMW
long as you know its an honor ig boat dont let dat shit get to your pan
all in a days work
who da fuck
coddammit
i like dem aquatic shaped snack joints i think more things otter be nautical themed
awww shell yeah
aint aboat you boat ill respect da book bidness
yea ill give ya some extra points for reducin tha human likeness in ya visage
you aint even fully human motha fuck
no
gonna be a whale lot easier trackin guppies down wit dis new search bidness
aight imma go get ma beauty rest yall betta behave ill be hearin aboat it if somefin happens #OB-EY #SUMBIT #CONSUM-E [)(er Imperious Condescension logged the fuck out.]
you aight as long as you got dem papers done
got some royal bidness to deal wit once im back its ova fo you suckas
you know who da reel one is cause dat sparkle shit is where its AT
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be861e39f3d9.jpg #nsfwv
hell yeah obey sumbit consume you got it boss
i am both a baddie an pookie dependin on whos talkin
IM GOING TO TAKE EVERY HATE REACTION AS YOU BEING PITCHED FOR ME AND THIS IS EVERYONES PROBLEM <3< #PITCH #BLACKROM
>every failed image embed makes me stronger >soon enough ill be trizzas one and only battery >fueled entirely by imgur album links and .pnjs
yall watch out for ma new pet @dangerousSaccharinity
good mornin wwretched wworms
some humans are aight
not how it works
:33< *the mighty huntress gets up to the podium to accept her award happy tears in her eyes* :33< mew guys hate meow mew really really hate meow :33< id like to thank the king of all clawsmeows fur hating efurry single one of my chitts ofur the past hour!
>([i just slammed #myPenits in t#e car door #nsfw]
what's all this fatherly talk about? my son's a perfect dude, everything about him is awesome. you couldn't ask for a better fucking son.
looking sick, little man.
◥▶◀◤ --> Would anyone be available to touch my muscles
yo the imperious condescension just hated my selfie what the fuck man
man i forgot to post this earlier- one of the pics from golden hour https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010409111541792949/1486567672782127174/goldenhour.png?ex=69c5f988&is=69c4a808&hm=fd024336f46bff0e8bf19c4f0649d4c5bbe02d6105fae4c8b1a2c66eb8457e90
BXOO < there are litterally pawlternian cats!!!
and yet yer puny uprisin aint amount to nofin
someone otter destroy dat fuckin phone