#beforusposting
pr0s 0f living in a dead guy's hive: d0n't have t0 pay rent. c0ns 0f living in a dead guy's hive: neither 0f us can figure 0ut h0w t0 change the fucking wrigglerl0ck settings 0n this tv because g0d f0rbid a l0wbl00d try t0 listen t0 s0me real entertainment f0r a change instead 0f the "warmbl00d safe" sh0ws that bleep every third w0rd f0r unsafe language and cens0r all the bl00d and guts with, i'm t0ld, cutesy alternatives like rainb0w c0nfetti. #justbef0rusthings #bef0rusp0sting
WHILE I'M #BEFORUSPOSTING. HERE IS MY IMPRESSION OF SOMEONE ON #BEFORUS. AHEM. HALT. UPSTANDING CITIZEN. YOU LOOK INSUFFICIENTLY PLEASED. TO BE LIVING IN PADDED CELL WORLD. RECTIFY THIS IMMEDIATELY. OR YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED OUR STURDIEST NANNYBITCH. FOR YOUR IMMINENT REEDUCATION.
#BEFORUSPOSTING IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO FARM HATE REACTS. THIS IS BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES #BEFORUS.
I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING #VIOLENCE. BUT THEN I DECIDED TO SIT DOWN. WITH THE OBJECT OF MY LOATHING. AND HAVE A PRODUCTIVE DISCUSSION. IN THE PRESENCE OF A TRUSTED MEDIATOR. #BEFORUSPOSTING #NICEMAID #ITMAKESMYSKINCRAWL #POSTINGTHESELIES #BUTFORTHECLICKS #THEREISNODEPTH #MYDEPRAVITYWILLNOTSINKTO