♦ pitied by @fortuitousnessGambligant
9kay MAY6E I have a #su6stance a6use pr96lem
Yeah y9u're right that d9esn't even s9und like me.
I'm m9re than 9kay with this actually.
Still n9t sure what happened 6ut #Wh9WantMe
no fuckiing way, my luck out2uck2 all other luck, II can prove iit and have receiipt2 of how legendariily bad my luck ii2, iit leak2 out and affect2 tho2e diirectly around me liike 2ome kiind of luck leach.
what do you want two have a conte2t who 2uck2 more? bah.
Keep my kull sc9re high I d9 n9thing t9 appease the masses.
(tTWl: #WHAT THE FUCK) I JSUR G9T MY T99TH KN9CKED 9UT
ugh you reaD My pan. been neeDing a new toy...
I think. I might need s9me time t9 gather my 8earings. F9r n9w.
Waking up with an ache in my 69nes and the taste 9f salt in my m9uth. Strangely p9etic
Just tried t9 reply t9 a chitt and disc9vered that I am in fact 6l9cked 6y my first chittr user. This is a m9numental 9ccasi9n. I'm d9ing the c9ntr9versy.
F9r h9w l9ng th9ugh, I'm unsure.
I made it 9ut 9f that interacti9n unscathed. Heavens 9nly kn9w h9w.
N9t in the slightest. Sh9uld the warning scent 9f seaf9am and a taste 9f s9mething metallic fl99d my taste6uds c9me t9 6e, I'll kn9w it's y9u. I l99k f9rward t9 y9ur arrival. M9re, much m9re than what is deemed appr9priate. (Appr9pri8?)
9h, 6ut y9u misinterpret my prattling. See h9w it came t9 6e s9, my failure as a preacher? I'd 6e pleased t9 pr9ve t9 y9u what exactly I'm capa6le 9f. It w9n't 6e much, as I've l9st alm9st entirely everything that I am. 9r, what I 9nce was meant t9 6e. My page is an extended epitaph 9f what I've made 9f myself, and an ech9 falling 6ehind iterati9ns 9f myself that 69ast, pr9udly s9, 9n this we6site. 6r9ken v9ws are the least 9f my w9rries, th9ugh. I've d9ne it 9nce, and that's en9ugh t9 st9p caring a69ut d9ing it again.
I never stated that I'd 6e 9ne t9 flirt with y9u. In truth, kn9wing exactly what y9u are capa6le 9f frightens me en9ugh t9 av9id it alt9gether. 6ut w9uld it satiate y9u t9 kn9w that, as a result 9f all my sh9rtc9mings, I've f9und it redundant t9 truly care? A failed predecess9r, an ex-f9ll9wer 9f what I'd c9me t9 6elieve was righte9us, what's t9 say I find any significance in 6aseless flirting? Th9ugh, if it's getting me s9mewhere, I highly d9u6t it's 6aseless. If y9u find my c9njecture entertaining in the slightest, I'd 6e willing t9 try my hand at any "prizes" y9u have lined up. Assuming I can get myself t9 that p9int, that is.
I d9n't. That's the last thing I want, actually, since I can't swim and the waters are quite treacher9us. 6ut sh9uld it 6e that I sink like an anch9r due t9 y9ur 9wn mind manipul8i9n. I'd 6e h9n9red.
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
1 am always left hang1ng...
THIS IS REALLY TOPPING THE CHARTS FOR STUPIDEST FUCKING SHENANIGANS THAT MY ALT SELVES HAVE BEEN UP TO. WHAT IS THIS TROLL PINOCCHIO SHIT?
boo me all you like ivve seen wwhat makes you cheer
so far the hubbub around here aint evverythin its been cracked up to be
A saw mindfang follow me an A got pissit aff.
Oh fer fuck's sake he's online.
yaaaaaawn
> h1c's 0ffl1ne every0ne party /hj
whatever. i guess i'm just glad i wasn't 0n chittr when i was six and marginally m0re unstable than i am n0w 0r y0u'd have seen s0me truly hein0us shit fr0m me.