♣ mediated by @fortuitousnessGambligant
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CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. ADVOCATE STILTLEG / ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEFENDER TIRELESS CHARGES (AS): CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (3 COUNTS), UNMIRTHFUL ENTRY INTO SACRED FAIRGROUND (5 COUNTS), TORTURE OF A WITNESS (1 COUNT), FAILURE TO ADEQUATELY TORTURE A WITNESS (1 COUNT) CHARGES (DT): CONSPIRACY TO UNDERMINE IMPERIAL AUTHORITY (1 COUNT), INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (7 COUNTS), REHEATING SEAFOOD IN THE WORKPLACE MEAL BLOCK (2 COUNTS) PLEA (AS): "YOU'VE BEEN *TIRELESSLY* INTERFERING WITH MY INVESTIGATION! HONORABLE TYRANNY, THIS MAN IS A LOWBLOOD SYMPATHIZER, A LOATHSOME SABOTEUR, AND A MENACE TO ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING SENSE OF SMELL." PLEA (DT): "OH, PLEASE. IF I HADN'T *INTERFERED*, YOUR DROSS COFFER OF AN INVESTIGATION WOULD BE EVEN MORE RAMSHACKLE. YOU COULDN'T EVEN PROPERLY INTERROGATE A CLOWN. YOU DO KNOW THE OBJECT OF TORTURE IS TO CAUSE PAIN, NOT MOCKING LAUGHTER?" VERDICT: ARGUMENT ESCALATED UNTIL HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY TURNED AWAY, EITHER BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED OR TO PROVIDE DEFENDANTS SOME PRIVACY. BOTH LEGISLACERATORS ACQUITTED AFTER LENGTHY AND VIGOROUS LEGAL BATTLE. ONE MEMBER OF SUBSEQUENT JANITORIAL STAFF EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. COMMENTS: "NRR. MFGH."
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a moment of silence for website the horse, please...
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bidness as usual buoy
not how it works
>([i just slammed #myPenits in t#e car door #nsfw]
BXOO < there are litterally pawlternian cats!!!