♦ pitied by @freakHeaux
✝+ I want to make more time for Jaxxon. I didn't have to worry too much about time management until now. Which isn't an issue, probably a good thing I have something else to focus on? +✝
✝+ Hm, having a matesprit is very interesting for me. Aaaaah. +✝ ✝+ So weird and different but fun. +✝
✝+ You do. That's why I said what I said. +✝
✝+ Ah, well yes correct. They have already thought I was dating him.. +✝
✝+ I suppose of all the people I could have chosen to be my matesprit, he's not the most salacious... +✝
sometimes i understand full chest why i got mediated but sometimes i feel like a dog that got sprayed with a water bottle just for sittin here if i'm honest 🥺🥺🥺
Y(O)U G(O)T Y(O)U MANG(O)ST33N!!!! Y3AAAAAAAAH!!!! ♦️
✝+ Oh, to at least be forthcoming, I suppose... I am dating @freakHeaux. :) He has an odd way of phrasing it. "Mangosteen" how charming. +✝
✝+ I did. Thankfully the buns were understanding. +✝
✝+ I still don't know why I am a mangosteen. +✝
✝+ I overslept, and I feel rather regretful of it. Though not much I can do about that. +✝
fair enough.
just a lil.
youre standin to close, dude
✝+ About my non-existent romantic relationship? +✝
✝+ My nuns think I'm in a romantic relationship and have been exceptionally thrilled about it. +✝ ✝+ I am not in a romantic relationship. +✝
(O)kay, n(o)W ThahaT Im l3SS bI(o)l(o)gIcally m(o)rTIfI3D ab(o)uT ThIS 3nTIr3 (o)rD3al... UnquIrk, If y(o)u Wanna kn(o)W, I'm l(o)Wk3y TW3akIn' ab(o)uT IT, buT SHIT HAHAPP3NS. T3mpT3D T(o) puT my h3h3aD Thr(o)ugh a Wall AHAHAHAHA. 😬 r3v3al...
Thahank y(o)u ZuccIa 🥺
S(o) I'm n(o)T DyIng, buT Th3h3r3'S lIk3 n(o) r3al Way T(o) Shahar3 WhahaT Th3h3 fuck IS hahapp3nIng T(o) m3 curr3nTly (o)Th3h3r Thahan ThIngS ar3 ab(o)uT T(o) g3T R3ALLY r3ally W3IrD v3ry v3ry quIckly. M(o)STly f(o)r m3.
n3v3rmInD m(o)IraIl IS makIng m3 g(o) T(o) Th3h3 D(o)cTa 😔
I STIll f33l lIk3 ShIT, b33n W(o)rkIng anD 3v3ryThIng, mIghT g(o) T(o) a m3DIcull3r T(o) fInD (o)uT WhahaT'S up. 😬
I'll b3 r3al, b33n f33lIng funky laT3ly, buT I'm STIll ar(o)unD!
𓄀 i g⌖t kidnapped caʊse ⌖f a g⌖d damn b⌖ʊnty g⌖t attacked AFTER i g⌖t let g⌖, then my stʊpid c⌖mpani⌖ns c⌖me back fr⌖m their ⌖wn shit and are like "⌖h y⌖ʊ g⌖t ⌖ffered a j⌖b by y⌖ʊr kidnapper and ex, lets get ⌖ʊrselves a mightyfine j⌖b" thems b⌖th getting a r⌖ll ⌖f t⌖iletpaper ⌖n their hatch day caʊse at this g⌖d damn p⌖int i can't tell their asses fr⌖m their g⌖d damn face. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
0h nevermind hes talking t0 the empress I have n0 chance
ARE WE FINALLY #NSFW POSTING AGAIN? FINALLY. I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT— *I am tackled by three employees from HR*
∙☾__☽ needed to let you know i hated this twice
"Wh3h3r3 hahav3 y(o)u b33n KaIn3" S(o)cIal m3DIa br3ak! S(o)m3TIm3S a guy n33DS T(o) Tak3 a br3ak fr(o)m Th3h3 InT3rn3T n3gaTIvITy.
I WIll unbl(o)ck p3(o)pl3 laT3r 🌹
i just w/)ke up in a c/)ld sweat. i feel like s/)me/)ne i d/)n’t like is currently succeeding
✝+ Hm? I won't pry, but I am curious. +✝
✝+ Oh, don't be, I'm not disappointed in you or whatever. I mediated it because I woke up and saw it, that's all. Make all the salacious posts you want, Jaxxon. +✝
𓄀 i can't make fʊckin gravel with this 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
well the “h/)w” in this current situati/)n is i was being t/)ld s/)me really nice hist/)ry fun facts (l/)ve me s/)me g/)/)d fun facts) and uuuuh the guy telling me them just started sh/)wing /)ff medieval t/)rture meth/)ds and n/)w i am c/)vered in #g/)re . i g/)t what i wanted but maybe i c/)ulda skipped a c/)uple /)f the details… like the /)nes that included dr/)pping /)rgans /)n me accidentally
𓄀 Y⌖ʊ ain't ridin' shit. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
I am laughIng by Th3h3 Way.
✧˗ˏˋGALA this, and GALA that and not a single party pic to be found, COME ON FOLKS I want to get a little envious before I start throwing dice 🎲🎲around at🎲 some CRABS🎲 TABLES to ease my F✦O✦M✦O 😂😂😂😂ˎˊ˗✦
wAtChIn eRi hIt oN SoMeOnE Is lIkE A FuCkIn nAtUrE DoCuMeNtArY. iOn cRiNgE WhEn tHe bEaSt pUp gEtS MaUlEd. MeSsIaHs gIvE A MoThErFuCkEr sTrEnGtH. )O:
I pr(o)mmy I'm (o)kay. AND I CAR3 AB(O)UT Y(O)U T(O)(O), a l(o)T!
I'm STarIng aT y(o)u WITh bIg fuckIng W3T (o)cularS by Th3h3 Way.
Can'T Sl33p WITh(o)uT my 100% c(o)mpl3TI(o)n h(o)ur l(o)ng vID3(o)S.
I g(o)T Sh(o)T aT W(o)rk, WhIl3 I am fIn3, bull3TS hurT. G(o)nna mak3 CIc3r(o) pull ThahaT ShIT (o)uT cauS3 I'm g(o)nna b3 a puSSy ab(o)uT IT.
i’m glad my ancest/)r is pr/)bably dead id hate t/) meet any/)ne wh/) n/)t /)nly l/)/)ks like me but ACTS like me! i already hate any/)ne wh/) acts like me because they all suck, but image if they l/)/)ked like me t/)/)? fucking crazy br/)
y3aaa I Sh(o)(o)(o)ulD b3, alS(o) y3ah c(o)m3 (o)(o)(o)v3r, I muST aD(o)r3 y(o)u In p3rS(o)n afT3r I T(o)uch #hISh(o)l3
#m(o)IraIlm(o)nDay My m(o)IraIl IS @fr3akH3H3aux! H3H3'S Th3h3 b3ST m(o)IraIl a cl(o)Wn lIk3 m3 can aSk f(o)r, h3h3'S v3ry v3ry v3ry v3ry calm anD chIll anD v3ry SW33T. LIk3 a capybara buT If y(o)u maD3 IT InT(o) a Tr(o)ll.
✝+ My woes? Nothing truly interesting, Jaxxon. Late night anxieties, nagging thoughts. A restless hour. +✝
My ST(o)mach hurTS S(o)m3ThIng FI3RC3
I Say T(o)Tally haharml3SS, buT I am Th3h3 r3aS(o)n chITTr IS Slug-p(o)STIng Th3h3 Way Th3h3y ar3.
I lIk3 SInkIng my T33Th InT(o) p3(o)pl3 S(o)m3TIm3S
[ I have never had a "tea party" before. ]
[ You seem set on attempting to "bond" with me. Why is that? ]
ITS S(O) crazy!!
layIng (o)n my m(o)IraIl cauS3 WhahaT'S h3h3 g(o)nna D(o)? M(o)v3 m3??? n(o) h3h3 aInT.
<>!!!!!!! c(o)m3 (o)v3r Im lIT3rally juST SITTIng h3h3r3 playIng a gam3
g(o)g y(o)u'r3 S(o) fuckIng cuT3
My b3auTIful m(o)IraIl!!! @fr3akH3H3aux
P3(o)pl3 D(o)n'T kn(o)W I WaS Th3h3 (o)n3 Wh(o) STarT3D Th3h3 Slug p(o)STIng... #mySlug
I hahaD T(o) D(o) S(o)m3 STuff y3ST3rDay, buT I'm h3h3r3 T(o)Day. WhahaT'S up, my gIgglIng, galIvanTIng gaggl3 (o)f cl(o)WnS?
I hahav3 b33n gIv3n S(o) many kISS3S T(o)Day. Thahank u c(o)mpuTah
N(o)W I f33l a LIL SIlly f(o)r b3Ing W(o)rrI3D ab(o)uT my fac3. I WILL STIll W3ar my maSk, buT :o)♥ plaT(o)nIc h3h3arT anD all ThahaT ShIT
Thahank y(o)u, 3v3ry(o)n3 f(o)r b3Ing nIc3 anD v3ry kInD ab(o)uT my fac3.
y3ah, lIk3 IT'S n(o)T 3xacTly Th3h3 Small3ST Scar, If IT WaS ITTy bITTy WhahaT3v3r, buT IT'S bIIg buT Thahank y(o)u <>
y3ah y(o)u DID....... u(o)u buT Im glaD
y(o)u'r3 a c(o)(o)l guy :o)
h(o)n3STly, kInD aa Slay (o)n my 3nD T(o) g3T a c(o)mplIm3nT fr(o)m y(o)u :o)!! ThahankS Jack
fluTT3rIng my bIg laSh3h3S aT y(o)u I lIk3 Wh3h3n y(o)u kISS my fac3
Thahank y3!
faIr 3n(o)ugh!
L(O)L, makIng m3 f33l 3xTra pr3TTy
aW... y(o)u'r3 S(o) SW33T!
(=^･⩊･^=) <
uh
yIppI3!
Thahank y(o)u cur33 :o)!!
aSSumIng ThIS IS g(o)(o)D Thahank y(o)u
:o) h(o)nk!
G(o)(o)D (o)r baD...?
aW Thahank y(o)u vanITy
fluTT3rIng my Dumb lIl guy laSh3h3S
I am buT a lIl (v3ry bIg) guy! My fac3 IS a lIl bIT fuck3D up..
h3h3h3h3, Thahank y(o)u <>
Im TIr3D aS fuck gang
u Sh(o)ulD, c(o)m3 (o)v3r S(o) I D(o)nT STarT TW3akIn
I D(o)n'T play ab(o)uT y(o)u!!!! buT Th3h3r3'S 2 (o)f uS
AWak3 n(o)W, buT I'll WaIT l(o)ng3r T(o) p(o)ST my fac3 Wh3h3n m(o)r3 p3(o)pl3 ar3 (o)nlIn3 T(o) S33 IT. LIk3, n(o)T T(o) b3 a c(o)p-(o)uT.
aaaaah Thahank y(o)u jaxx(o)n
·༻⊱No! I am no longεr a part of a cult!⊰༺·
·༻⊱I ⩊ill, and t♄is ⩊ill add an εxtra pεp in my stεp!⊰༺·
·༻⊱O♄! Mε? ♄o⩊ kind; you look vεry ♄andsomε yoursεlf, sir!⊰༺·
·༻⊱^^ You sεεm likε a rεal joy; I ♄opε you ♄avε a lovεly lig♄t!⊰༺·
·༻⊱I don't kno⩊ ⩊♄o you'rε talking about, but I ♄opε t♄εy sεε t♄is and fεεl pridε!⊰༺·
"I'm g(o)Ing T(o) (o)nly hahaT3 p(o)STS." Un(o)rIgInal, unInSpIr3D, b(o)rIng, baD gImmIck.
Th3h3 W(o)rST parT (o)f chITTr IS kn(o)WIng m(o)ST (o)f y(o)u D(o)nT fuck WITh n(o)la b(o)unc3. my kInDa muSIc.
🔍 _-_-_- That seems like the least scary and least painful! Thank y⌕u f⌕r the hyp⌕thetical s⌕luti⌕n t⌕ my pr⌕blem. _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- It's all hyp⌕theticals! 'CAUSE if it were n⌕t, I might freak ⌕ut a lil. _-_-_-
🔍 _-_-_- Hey, asking hyp⌕thetical questi⌕ns... If I were t⌕ get murdered, and my head severed fr⌕m my b⌕dy, and then... I came back... H⌕w w⌕uld ⌕ne g⌕ ab⌕ut pr⌕perly reattaching their head t⌕ their b⌕dy? LIKE, but it's n⌕t urgent, just... if p⌕ssible, h⌕w? {r} #g⌕re {r} _-_-_-
i truly wOnder what it wOuld be like tO walk upOn a beach Once again and feel my fOOtsteps in the sand. truly feel it. being there in a mOment that was nOt a mOment that sOmething elsewhere similar tO me was experiencing.
I l(o)v3 n(o)la b(o)unc3 r3al aSS ShahakIn muSIc
✝+ Oh I hate the utter implications of that. +✝
✝+ It would be a problem that I don't want to think about. Extra help is appreciated, but I'd prefer if it was just you and you specifically. And stop calling me mangosteen +✝
✝+ Oh the delight he gets from that silly name is beyond me at this point. +✝
H3h3r3 I am~! Wanna T(o)uch? JIggl3 jIggl3? (( arT by: @fr3akH3h3aux!!! ))
[ Happy Pride Month. I am very prideful. ]
R3SulTS S(o) far (o)n Th3 p(o)ll!
ShIT Th3 SmaSh anD paSS SIgnup IS STIll avaIlabl3 by Th3 Way hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/yUnXXU2BP1paZWLUA < c(o)py paST3 Th3 lInk! (W(o)n'T 3mb3D cauS3 (o)f fIl3 upl(o)aD)
i only have "a lot wrong with me" because i've done the necessary acceptance work for unhooking my inner narrative from shame-based schemas. so yeah i've got shit goin on but so do we all you know it's kinda a great opportunity for uh. community or somethin i don't fuckin know just go ahead an pity the chitt.
I think I'm slugged out for the cycle tbh!!!! But maybe next time!!!!
y,o,ure n,o,t talking ab,o,ut the bug nevermind s,o,rry
✝+ {{ A not very anonymous User asked: 𖦹 Why you a d1 hater 𖦹 }} +✝ ✝+ I had to ask what d1 was. And this is how much I'll humor this inquiry. +✝ ✝+ :) +✝ ✝+ There you go, hope that helps. +✝ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bc4f590e9d29.png https://forms.gle/RBwgxkRaPtZgSjE46 +✝
S3V3R3LY D1S4PPO1NT3D TO R3R34D TH1S POST 4ND F1ND OUT 1T'S 4CTU4LLY NOT 4BOUT 34T1NG BUGS. >:[
✝+ I'll see myself out. +✝
✝+ Just ignore it, or one wears a chastity device; some take measures to ensure they do not give in to temptation. #nsfw +✝
✝+ I find myself, generally average. However, thank you. :) +✝
Ɏ it is cupe time my finishing thoughts a-a-are tha-a-at i'm sorry i'm not better & i a-a-am not More but i a-a-am doing my best a-a-and i hope you a-a-are too Ɏ
just so we clear on this i sea ur <3 reacts as excited lil claps and <> as thumbs up (or down) for my posts if ya combine em then thats like super loud cheerin imo
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✝+ I would prefer it if you didn't. Quite against my beliefs, actually. +✝
Bi^ch!! HAHA go^ m3 c^fu
Ɏ you ha-a-ave such a-a-a wa-a-ay with words i don't know whether to be emba-a-arra-a-assed or endea-a-ared Ɏ
Ɏ i'm not ma-a-aking my moira-a-ail ta-a-ake pics of tha-a-at!! Ɏ
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡'11 1et them have th¡ડ n¡ght 1o1 but maybe next t¡me ¡ w¡11
>> Hopefu11y aડ the n¡ght goeડ on there w¡11 be ડome more aડડ to ડhake Otherw¡ડe ¡ m¡ght take a break from Ch¡ttr for once
>> what doeડ that mean!!
>> don't do th¡ડ to me man, p1eaડe
Ɏ ha-a-aha-a-a i would but my lusus is rea-a-ally overprotective a-a-and if he hea-a-ars me screa-a-aming loud he will proba-a-ably bust down my door. a-a-and the wa-a-all a-a-along with it. sorry. Ɏ
i do need it inside and not outside tho
not like this... not like this...