Dadbert

@funnyBusiness

hello chittr, i'm dad!

Blood: AnonymousAge: 48 years22.2 sweepsKult Score: 295Kull Score: 21713 followers 1 following

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

Remember to drink responsibly. Use a cup.

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

nonbinary

love yourself

@aridScuttler[AS]

wat if i dont 'ave a cup

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

Drink irresponsibly, then. Use a bowl.

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

For those wondering: I am a single dad. I also am attracted to any and all genders.

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Ratio: 5.80

@funnyBusiness[FB]

This is not advertisement; merely additional context for my earlier posts.

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

DAdvice needed: What does it mean when a man by the name "Spades Slick" sends 18 letters to your [new] home address, entirely in ceaserscript?

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@consistentCallidity[CC]

.uoy morf stnaw nam egnarts a hcus tahw tuo dnif ot gnitseretni eb dluoC .si eh ohw gniksa yletilop eno dnes spahyam dna ,srettel eseht tpyrced ot enoemos dnif uoy tseggus I .suonimO

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

I do understand how to decode ceaserscript, so I have that much down. I will take your suggestion as it seems logical. Thank you.

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

hello chittr, i'm dad!

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#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@postTagger[PT]

#DadJokes

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

Any joke is a dad joke when a dad makes it!

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#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@postTagger[PT]

#IsADadJokeStillADadJokeIfANonDadMakesIt

#isadadjokestilladadjokeifanondadmakesit

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

It depends on how dad the person is in the moment! If they feel dad enough, then they are dad! Therefore, it's a dad joke!

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#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@postTagger[PT]

#ILikeThis #ThankYouDad

#thankyoudad #ilikethis

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

You're welcome, postTagger!

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Shadow The Hedgehog

@ultimateLifeform[UL]

I'm shadow the holehog

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

hello shadow the holehog, i'm dad!