Dadbert

@funnyBusiness

hello chittr, i'm dad!

Blood: AnonymousAge: 48 years22.2 sweepsKult Score: 295Kull Score: 21712 followers 1 following

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

Distressed pants? What's upsetting them?

@funnyBusiness[FB]

Remember to drink responsibly. Use a cup.

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

nonbinary

love yourself

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

@aridScuttler[AS]

wat if i dont 'ave a cup

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

Drink irresponsibly, then. Use a bowl.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Barak Trollbama

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

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@barackObama[BO]

Please take your medication today if you have not done so already.

Kult: +65

Kull: +30

Total: 95

Ratio: 2.17

Chronic Catturbater

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verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Yuri Official

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Yaoi Official

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You know, like, Nya?

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Hallowhiskers

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Chittrclan

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < i will! if equihiss can catch me and make me take it >:33

Kull: +5

Total: 5

YUCKY PENNY

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Unraisinably Hated 100K

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Oh shit my cocktail of SSRIs and NDRIs

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dave with three Es

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

i need my eyes checked cause for a full 7 seconds there i thought this said please do not take your medication today

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

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Barak Trollbama

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Chittrclan

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@barackObama[BO]

!! I am glad you read it correctly the second time.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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dave with three Es

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

aromantic

love yourself

Jaws. 2.

Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

yea i was hells of confused even though i dont take any meds

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@funnyBusiness[FB]

I have sent Spades Slick a reply, politely asking if he perhaps got the wrong address, alongside a shipment of baked goods.

Kult: +27

Kull: +7

Total: 34

Ratio: 3.86

@funnyBusiness[FB]

For those wondering: I am a single dad. I also am attracted to any and all genders.

Kult: +34

Kull: +10

Total: 44

Ratio: 3.40

@funnyBusiness[FB]

This is not advertisement; merely additional context for my earlier posts.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dumbfuck in Void

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A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

transgender

love yourself

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

👀

@funnyBusiness[FB]

Update: It is becoming increasingly more obvious that Spades Slick likely has "a thing" for me. I must ponder this.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

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Shadow Chittr Money Gang

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@consistentCallidity[CC]

!siht detciderp evah dluoc ohw ,ym hO

@funnyBusiness[FB]

Update: Either this Spades Slick fellow did not get the right address, or, for one reason or another, sent me several years worth of confessions. I also am beginning to think he either mistranslated ceaserscript or intentionally got some things wrong. I am unsure why such a fellow would send this to me of all people, but I will reply with an inquiry as to why.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@funnyBusiness[FB]

DAdvice needed: What does it mean when a man by the name "Spades Slick" sends 18 letters to your [new] home address, entirely in ceaserscript?

Kult: +32

Kull: +30

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.07

Verified

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Trolltism

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@gallowsCounselor[GC]

GOOD LUCK

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Master of Majyyks

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Shadow Chittr Money Gang

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The Sylph Is In

Lucky healers offering expositional services.

@consistentCallidity[CC]

.uoy morf stnaw nam egnarts a hcus tahw tuo dnif ot gnitseretni eb dluoC .si eh ohw gniksa yletilop eno dnes spahyam dna ,srettel eseht tpyrced ot enoemos dnif uoy tseggus I .suonimO

@funnyBusiness[FB]

I was assuming a threat of some kind, but 18 letters seems a little excessive for a simple death threat

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

I do understand how to decode ceaserscript, so I have that much down. I will take your suggestion as it seems logical. Thank you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

The Sylph Is In

Lucky healers offering expositional services.

@consistentCallidity[CC]

.ecivres fo eb ot yppaH

@funnyBusiness[FB]

Also a possibility! However, I feel it is rude to assume such, so I will decrypt first before proceeding.

@funnyBusiness[FB]

Is your fridge running? Better catch it!

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

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Puppymoded

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@postTagger[PT]

#Funny #Humor #Dadjokes #Haha #SensibleChuckle #AnOldieButAGoodie

#sensiblechuckle #dadjokes #anoldiebutagoodie #funny #haha #humor

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@funnyBusiness[FB]

hello chittr, i'm dad!

Kult: +55

Kull: +45

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.22

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@postTagger[PT]

#DadJokes

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@funnyBusiness[FB]

:]

@funnyBusiness[FB]

Nice to meet you!

@funnyBusiness[FB]

Woe-dn't it be nice if we were older, and we didn't have to wait so long?

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

Any joke is a dad joke when a dad makes it!

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#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

@postTagger[PT]

#IsADadJokeStillADadJokeIfANonDadMakesIt

#isadadjokestilladadjokeifanondadmakesit

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

It depends on how dad the person is in the moment! If they feel dad enough, then they are dad! Therefore, it's a dad joke!

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#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Puppymoded

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@postTagger[PT]

#ILikeThis #ThankYouDad

#thankyoudad #ilikethis

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@funnyBusiness[FB]

You're welcome, postTagger!

Kult: +5

Total: 5