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hello chittr, i'm dad!

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 163Kull Score: 1257 followers0 following

For those wondering: I am a single dad. I also am attracted to any and all genders.

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This is not advertisement; merely additional context for my earlier posts.

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@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

👀

Update: It is becoming increasingly more obvious that Spades Slick likely has "a thing" for me. I must ponder this.

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!siht detciderp evah dluoc ohw ,ym hO

Update: Either this Spades Slick fellow did not get the right address, or, for one reason or another, sent me several years worth of confessions. I also am beginning to think he either mistranslated ceaserscript or intentionally got some things wrong. I am unsure why such a fellow would send this to me of all people, but I will reply with an inquiry as to why.

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☼ t°ld y°u he wanted y°u bad brah >B) i get t° give myzhellf a hifive n°w BJ ꕀ

DAdvice needed: What does it mean when a man by the name "Spades Slick" sends 18 letters to your [new] home address, entirely in ceaserscript?

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@twofoldAnnihilation[TA]

death.

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

GOOD LUCK

.uoy morf stnaw nam egnarts a hcus tahw tuo dnif ot gnitseretni eb dluoC .si eh ohw gniksa yletilop eno dnes spahyam dna ,srettel eseht tpyrced ot enoemos dnif uoy tseggus I .suonimO

I was assuming a threat of some kind, but 18 letters seems a little excessive for a simple death threat

☼ i think it meanz he wantz y°u bad dude B^ ꕀ

I do understand how to decode ceaserscript, so I have that much down. I will take your suggestion as it seems logical. Thank you.

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.ecivres fo eb ot yppaH

Also a possibility! However, I feel it is rude to assume such, so I will decrypt first before proceeding.

☼ g°°d luck dude if I’m right let me kn°w i’ll give myzelf a hifive B) ꕀ

Is your fridge running? Better catch it!

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yo yo yo 8----> shit i think it did grow legs

#Funny #Humor #Dadjokes #Haha #SensibleChuckle #AnOldieButAGoodie

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hello chittr, i'm dad!

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)+|ello. Dad. I am ┴)+|e Fienfis)+|.

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@whaleFall[WF]

Nice to meet you!

Iʇ was a pleasure.

Woe-dn't it be nice if we were older, and we didn't have to wait so long?

@postTagger[PT]

Any joke is a dad joke when a dad makes it!

#IsADadJokeStillADadJokeIfANonDadMakesIt

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@postTagger[PT]

It depends on how dad the person is in the moment! If they feel dad enough, then they are dad! Therefore, it's a dad joke!

#ILikeThis #ThankYouDad

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@postTagger[PT]

You're welcome, postTagger!

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