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hello chittr, i'm dad!

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 295Kull Score: 21713 followers1 following

Distressed pants? What's upsetting them?

Remember to drink responsibly. Use a cup.

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wat if i dont 'ave a cup

Drink irresponsibly, then. Use a bowl.

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I have sent Spades Slick a reply, politely asking if he perhaps got the wrong address, alongside a shipment of baked goods.

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For those wondering: I am a single dad. I also am attracted to any and all genders.

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This is not advertisement; merely additional context for my earlier posts.

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Update: It is becoming increasingly more obvious that Spades Slick likely has "a thing" for me. I must ponder this.

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!siht detciderp evah dluoc ohw ,ym hO

Update: Either this Spades Slick fellow did not get the right address, or, for one reason or another, sent me several years worth of confessions. I also am beginning to think he either mistranslated ceaserscript or intentionally got some things wrong. I am unsure why such a fellow would send this to me of all people, but I will reply with an inquiry as to why.

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DAdvice needed: What does it mean when a man by the name "Spades Slick" sends 18 letters to your [new] home address, entirely in ceaserscript?

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GOOD LUCK

.uoy morf stnaw nam egnarts a hcus tahw tuo dnif ot gnitseretni eb dluoC .si eh ohw gniksa yletilop eno dnes spahyam dna ,srettel eseht tpyrced ot enoemos dnif uoy tseggus I .suonimO

I was assuming a threat of some kind, but 18 letters seems a little excessive for a simple death threat

I do understand how to decode ceaserscript, so I have that much down. I will take your suggestion as it seems logical. Thank you.

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.ecivres fo eb ot yppaH

Also a possibility! However, I feel it is rude to assume such, so I will decrypt first before proceeding.

Is your fridge running? Better catch it!

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#Funny #Humor #Dadjokes #Haha #SensibleChuckle #AnOldieButAGoodie

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hello chittr, i'm dad!

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#DadJokes

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Nice to meet you!

Woe-dn't it be nice if we were older, and we didn't have to wait so long?

@postTagger[PT]

Any joke is a dad joke when a dad makes it!

#IsADadJokeStillADadJokeIfANonDadMakesIt

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@postTagger[PT]

It depends on how dad the person is in the moment! If they feel dad enough, then they are dad! Therefore, it's a dad joke!

#ILikeThis #ThankYouDad

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@postTagger[PT]

You're welcome, postTagger!

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