Damara
@futureDemoness
THEY LET ME CHITT. D0N’T CALL ME HANDMAID.
OKAY. OKAY. EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. CHALKBOXKUN IS OBVIOUSLY HAVING A GREAT TIME. MAKING PROBLEMS IN HISTORY. FOR ME TO UNFUCK LATER. I HAVE TO HAND IT TO HIM. I DID NOT THINK #MAIDJAILBREAK WAS POSSIBLE. HE IS DEMONSTRATING A REAL. ENTREPRENEURIAL. GO-GETTER ATTITUDE. DEVELOPING NEW STRATEGIES. TO MAKE MY LIFE HARDER. ALL THE TIME. AND POSTING SICKENING FAIRY DUST REDROM BULLSHIT. TO MY ACCOUNT. FROM MY FOURTH WALL. TO PISS ME OFF. AND WHILE I'M HERE. LAVISHING UNDESERVED PRAISE ON MY MISSING UNDERLING. I WILL ALSO SAY. WOULD.
Okay Chudmaid.
F0R AN INSULT T0 W0RK. I HAVE T0 KN0W WHAT THE FUCK. IT MEANS. AND ALS0 CARE. Y0U ARE 0 F0R 2.
So you're insipid too? Holy shit.
WELL. I CERTAINLY FIT THE DEFINITI0N. IN THE SENSE THAT I LACK INTEREST IN WHATEVER THE FUCK Y0U HAVE T0 SAY.
You lobotomize yourself with your Needles lately?
WHAT. HOW. IT SMELLS LIKE A CHEMICAL WEAPON IN HERE. WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO.
I WILL SAY ONE THING. ABOUT EVERYONE’S FAVORITE POSTER. @AENEASCALDARIUM. HIS AREA OF EFFECT IS SO POWERFUL. THAT WHEN I STAND NEXT TO HIM. SOMEHOW. MY CHERUB MATING TANGLE OF AN INFINITE RAP SHEET. MAGICALLY DISAPPEARS. AND SUDDENLY. STRANGERS ON THE STREET. ARE COMING TO ME. SAYING. “YOU POOR. SAD. WEAK. FEEBLE. GORGEOUS. PATHETIC RUSTBLOOD. ARE YOU OKAY.” AM ***I*** OKAY! HAA! I’M PUTTING THIS GUY IN SAWTRAPS LATER.
I’M BETTER THAN YOU. BECAUSE I HAVE FOUND A WAY TO ENJOY. THAT WHICH YOU STILL CONSIDER DETESTABLE. ROBBING IT OF ITS POWER. AND PUTTING ME IN MY RIGHTFUL POSITION. OF CONTROL. HOPE THIS HELPS. “FUTURE DEMONESS.” AKA. “NOT YET HAVING ATTAINED. MY LEVEL OF SWAG.”
Nﻉｅd 𝖙ⓞ fiⁿ𝐝 ẗ𝔥ｅ Нⓐᴎ𝐝๓aɨ𝙙 C𝙡eαń 𝘂p ⒜c𝖈ɨ𝐝ｅᴎt
𝘛hﻉｒe ｉś ⒜ ᶜɭﻉⓐᴎup 🄾ⁿ ﾑɨ𝔰𝙡ｅ Ple𝙖śｅ tｅᴎ𝔡 𝙩🅾 t𝔥ɘ ⓐƈ¢ｉ𝔡ﻉn𝙩. Ї 𝙝ⓐvɘ 𝙡ﻉｷʇ ⒜ ṗɭ𝙖tﻉ 🅾ｷ 𝖈ⓞⓞ𝙠ｉ𝙚⒮ ⓞᴎ ʇ𝙝e taъɭｅ 𝕗ⓞ𝘳 ⒴ou.
Y🄾u 𝕝🅾o𝚔 ś🄾 ẗ𝔥ｉń. 𝔚ɘ ⒮𝔥ⓞu1𝙙 hαｖe a 𝐝iⁿńeɼ ẗ🅾𝙙⒜𝕪. 𝘛𝐡𝙚 ꓕhⓐńksｇ𝗶ｖ𝗶ᴎƃ ꓕ𝕦𝕣k𝙚⒴ ⒮ɦ🅞𝘂ɭ𝔡 be ｒɘ⒜𝔡𝕪 ś🄾🄾𝐧.
Ї๓ⓐｇinｅ 𝒇⒜𝕝l𝗶ⁿ𝙜 𝔡o𝔴ⁿ an ｉ𝐧f𝙞ᴎｉ𝙩e 𝐬𝖙a𝗶ｒcaśe ɨ𝐧 ⓐᴎ 𝗶𝗆𝗆🅾ｒʇⓐ𝕝 sẗaẗɘ. Noʍ ｉ𝗆ⓐƃ𝙞𝐧ɘ evɘr𝕪 ṗar𝖙 ⓞf 𝖙𝔥α𝙩 𝘳𝙚ⓐ𝕝i𝖙ｙ 𝘫🄾ｉńｉⁿ𝙜 ሃo𝘂 𝔡🄾ש𝐧 𝙩𝙝a𝖙 ṕɨ𝙩. 𝐄vｅｒሃẗɦi𝐧g tɦ⒜t 𝗶𝐬 ẗⓞ𝔲c𝐡ｅ𝐝 me𝕝𝙩s ṗ⒮𝘂ed🅾-ъ𝙞na𝕣ｙ aⁿ⒜ʇ🅞ｍｉ𝖈𝙖𝙡 ś𝙩𝙖ʇ𝙚s. 𝕀𝙩 iś a ṗeɼṗｅtual ש𝘳ⓞⁿgⁿｅ𝐬ś. Ｉ𝖙 ɨ𝐬 ℂ🅾𝐬t¢ⓞ 1.50 Hⓞt Ḋ🅞ƃ 𝖙ｒ𝙚⒜𝙩ś α𝐬 l🄾ᴎﻭ ⓐś 𝕪ⓞu ⒜𝕣e ⓐ meｍbﻉɼ ⓞ𝕗 ouɼ ℂo𝐬𝖙ⓞ b𝕣⒜ᴎ𝕕. S𝙞g𝐧 u𝙥 f🄾ｒ m🅞ｒﻉ 𝙙ﻉẗ𝙖ｉ𝕝⒮, 𝙖ᴎd 𝕣emeｍｂɘ𝘳, 𝔴ɦﻉn 𝕪🅾𝔲'𝕣ɘ 🅲ⓞs𝖙ᶜo, yⓞ𝘂'𝕣e 𝕗α๓𝗶ɭｙ Ḿɘｒ𝕣𝕪 ℂɦɼ𝗶⒮𝖙๓⒜s 1979.
WHAT THE HELL. IS THAT THING.
i dunno but it's pissing off your boss and that makes me happy.
SEE 0N 0NE HAND. THAT’S ALWAYS THE BEST PART 0F MY DAY. ON THE 0THER. H0LY SHIT WHAT IS THIS THING.
WILLINGLY LETTING HIM CALL Y0U. ANY KIND 0F MAID. FUCKING WRETCHED.
HOW ABOUT I HAVE MY HOST CHANGE YOUR FUTURE JOB TITLE TO "STUPID BITCH"? WOULD THAT BE PREFERABLE?
IN DUE *TIME*, GIRL. I WILL MAKE SURE OUR HOST IS ACUTELY AWARE OF HOW I WANT THIS BEHAVIOR HANDLED. WHICH IS TO SAY. YOU'RE IN FOR IT.
ANYB0DY WH0 WILLINGLY W0RKS WITH A CUEBALL SH0ULD BE SET 0N FIRE. BY THE WAY.
an extreme stance but then again it is basically what they're doing to themselves on an emotional level.
ZER0 T0LERANCE. UNLESS HIS FINGERS ARE DIRECTLY IN THEIR BRAINS. GAS0LINE F0R ALL.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Good morning, everyone.」
I think I want to fight the handmaid at some point. This seems like a good idea.
The fuck does this mean????
WHEN THE FISH BITCH IS DESTINED T0 KILL ME SHE’S SUPP0SED T0 TAKE MY J0B. I ASSUME IF Y0U D0 IT FIRST AND EARLY IT G0ES T0 Y0U.