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The Uesugi Karkat Historical Preservation Foundation is a non-profit organization dedicated to researching and preserving all records, artifacts, cultural relics, woodblock prints, romantic poetry, and erotic wall scrolls belonging or related to the Pre-East Alternian Restoration era figure Uesugi Karkat. Founded in late 20XX many sweeps after the Restoration, it was determined that this historical figure warranted further inquiry when a lacquerware hair de-wrangler once belonging to the enigmatic figure during his courtesan era was scanned using material dating technology. The scan revealed a hollow interior to the de-wrangler which, when split open, contained instructions in both archaic East Alternian and the modern-day parlance on how to find and log into the Chittr account formerly belonging to the user @carbolicGalvanologist. This has led to a dramatic re-examination of his possible origins, one which has stirred controversy among Alternia's foremost scholars. This account endeavors to offer an authentic and evidence-based chronicle of the life of Uesugi Karkat from his mysterious appearance in the Troll Edo period to his death at the Battle of Fearoyama, rejecting the insufficiently substantiated and formally unrecognized theory of time travel as of this moment in the Foundation's deliberation process. Chitts will be posted from this account related to the numerous and varied arcs of this esoteric, hemoanonymous leader of the Pre-Restoration era. The Head Curator has decided that all information hereafter will be displayed in a quirkless format for legibility. DMs are for historical inquiry only.
OKAY. OKAY. EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. CHALKBOXKUN IS OBVIOUSLY HAVING A GREAT TIME. MAKING PROBLEMS IN HISTORY. FOR ME TO UNFUCK LATER. I HAVE TO HAND IT TO HIM. I DID NOT THINK #MAIDJAILBREAK WAS POSSIBLE. HE IS DEMONSTRATING A REAL. ENTREPRENEURIAL. GO-GETTER ATTITUDE. DEVELOPING NEW STRATEGIES. TO MAKE MY LIFE HARDER. ALL THE TIME. AND POSTING SICKENING FAIRY DUST REDROM BULLSHIT. TO MY ACCOUNT. FROM MY FOURTH WALL. TO PISS ME OFF. AND WHILE I'M HERE. LAVISHING UNDESERVED PRAISE ON MY MISSING UNDERLING. I WILL ALSO SAY. WOULD.
WHAT. HOW. IT SMELLS LIKE A CHEMICAL WEAPON IN HERE. WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO.
an extreme stance but then again it is basically what they're doing to themselves on an emotional level.
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Yeah, definitely. We'll talk.
we can agree Øn Øne thing.
8 feet.
RATS!!!!! RATS
Rats, rats, they are the rats...
You can have the Damara Beam for the effort
sorry I needed to memorialize this because of how delighted it made me
Bitch on a leash https://i.pinimg.com/736x/62/b7/e9/62b7e9d2e89e507a1efa2136f8bca707.jpg
bi6 hole. put them at the bottom of it. lead someone into it. watCh them fall in and then bounCe baCk out into low orbit. priCeless.
happy t'be of serviCe!
IT IS OFFICIAL. GETTING MASTECTOMY NEXT MONTH.
I would ask where you got the yuckyliquid or why one of you is a ceiling spider but I think those would both be stupid questions.
i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her
ī rāīsē ū 501 cīgārēttēs #sūbstāncē
:33 < my fafurrite activity :33 < gamz33 sl33ps a lot uwu
I hope you get to have fun with it!
Any plans?
new pin
i dØ nØt like the hug. https://cdn.imgchest.cØm/files/7c5aa4d4af30.png
>:(
lIl mR. gAmBy cOnFeSsEs tHaT SoMeTiMeS I LiCk tHe fElTs jUjU ItEmS AnD PuT ThEm bAcK.
well i know magic idk if its Ur rainbow bs but fuck it cool gunwands!!!! tytyty
last night at the party he found out the game was completed. he asked me some questions. thats all.
all i did was answer a question honestly! gosh.
I informed him his lord is destined to lose to my 8loodline.
HOBBIES INCLUDE: #BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME.
isnt it hØrrid.
Traitor to the 8loodline alert.
Rechitt.
ill take llast. ive fought llike a bitch for every wretched second of my llife, ill stretch out what ive got. thank you i sallute all of you
viØlence.
glad two know II am iin the riight. let me know iif you ever gaiin any helpful tiip2 or triick2.
≈ Never say that a dangerous, megalomaniacal, nefarious and all-around bad vibes girl can't be a little cute with it when she wants to. ≈
Who is this post referring to, you ask. Obviously, it is you. The girl reading this.
It makes me so happy to see her post.
lets hear it for violent women! lets hear it for women's wrongs!