Bedvyr Tynged
@gallantChevalier
o-|= ‘Tis I! Bedvyr => o-|=I am a lad=> o-|= i am int'rest'd in protecting thee 'round me=>
o-|= some of thou who art on this site art villains and i shall findeth thou =>
o-|= thou WILL feel joy =>
o-|= tis a humorous way to spell “vanquishing the forces of evil with mine own trusty spear”! =>
o-|= nay! i am serious mine own friend! here lies mine own collection from last light! https://file.garden/agQ30QzKlhVH5YDa/IMG_8922.jpeg #blood #treasure =>
o-|= honor and valor art important but best be careful dealing with the dishonorable! f’r thou hath to prevail over evil before thou worryeth about thy personal morals =>
o-|= i hath so many villains to purge from this planet! i wisheth to acquire a cupcake =>
o-|= doth thou know medieval trolls used to sleep in 4 hour increments? they used to rest before the sun went down and wake up in the middle of light to do chores and go back to respite to wake up early enougheth to the livable dark to farm! =>
o-|= nay hath responded to wanting to see mine own treasure haul but i hath just finished it so this is what i hath acquired! #blood #violence https://file.garden/agQ30QzKlhVH5YDa/IMG_8922.jpeg =>
o-|= i am unsure! perhaps that tis why the evil doers were so very slow in attacking! doth not worry i hath vanquished them =>
may i ask why they are all c/)vered in bl/)/)d? /)r w/)uld curi/)sity cull the purrbeast f/)r that /)ne?
o-|= i just said i hath acquired these from the villainous hath i not? doth not worry no civilians were harmed! =>
o-|= doth anyone on this land wisheth to seeth mine own next treasure haul from mine own adventures in vanquishing evil? =>
o-|= i hath been making good on slaying evil doers and the villainous! =>
h/)w have y/)u n/)t g/)tten arrested yet, this is all u p/)st
o-|= f’r what reason, mine own friend? only the evil art being eradicated =>
/)kay yeah have fun with that but maybe d/)n’t put y/)ur full legal name in y/)ur display when u talk abt this
o-|= if thou art not full of joy and valor then i shall encourage thou to immediately! #postive =>
>-( I was already feeli♬g gøød, but tha♬k yøu! ->
o-|= stoping evil doers as we art speaking mine own friends! this is why i wear black or grey it stains less! =>
o-|= i love keeping mine own friends safe =>
o-|= hallo! were art the evil doers? i hath to slay them =>
o-|= hmmm i presume harming the innocent and or defenseless or aiding willingly in the harm of innocent civilians =>
n/)t t/) be dramatic but i think id individually rip /)ut my /)rgans t/) give t/) y/)u f/)r free with n/) painkillers y/)u asked me t/) #g/)re
o-|= very nice! but i am not asking thou to do that and i would suggest to refrain from doing that =>
This is Alternia, if by innocent you mean “has never killed or hurt anybody” that’s gonna be a real short list.
o-|= well there are innocents, heros, and villains. i’m a hero who gets rid of evil doers =>
Oh no. Please don’t tell me you actually think everyone fits neatly into one of those three categories. Say sike.
o-|= hmmmmm… everyone doth tho, of course i also hath mine own friends. i doth enjoy mine own friends =>
o-|= if thou doth not want i to present thou with presents then why hath thou welcomed me? hmmm? it sounds like thou wants a treat at thy frontdoor =>
o-|= i hath a severed head from an evil doer doth thou wisheth for that? #gore =>
o-|= i wish individuals on this site were able to be full of joy and cease frivolous fighting. i would hath to do far less vanquishing of evil with mine own trusty spear that way =>
n/)t t/) be dramatic /)r anything but i think id die f/)r y/)u
o-|= vanquishing the forces of evil #knightposting =>
Hey, as a force of evil I really don't appreciate you spreading this violent rhetoric with your chits. Please remember to be gracious and mindful of others.
o-|= well art thou brave! but i shall not praise thou for anything else as thy evil has to be put to a stop! =>
o-|= who wants a free knife i hath acquired from vanquishing evil? =>
o-|= i hath slain many foes! worry not mine own friends! i hath returned with the good knees i hath remained unharmed =>
sick, please d/)n’t send me an/)ther bl/)/)d c/)vered knife again th/) that shit was creepy
o-|= terribly sorry friend doth not worry ill send one to someone else next time =>
o-|= i am vanquishing evil doers among us =>
s/) uh, h/)w exactly are y/)u acc/)mplishing that?
o-|= oh wond’rful reference! mine own self hath played that game! =>