꧁@gallavantingGourmand Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Hektor Castio's bulge. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 9. Indigo. Gladiator. Boulder-pusher. Slashing weapon user. Meat tenderizer. General public spectacle of muscle and bad judgment. A 9 is not generous. It is conservative. This is a bulge attached to a troll who thinks "I can go all night" is a normal meal block announcement. It has endurance in the read. Not just force. Repetition. Follow-through. The kind of strength that turns a task into a performance because it knows someone is watching. Pliability is a 7. Better than expected. Not soft exactly. Not delicate. But responsive. Warm. Worked-in. There is flex through the middle and a stronger base than the shape initially suggests. It can bend, but it does so like a trained fighter taking a stance. Length is an 8. Long enough to be dramatic. Not absurdly long. Dramatic. A stage-length bulge. Arena visible. Good forward presence. Enough to make the "squiggly" jokes statistically unavoidable. Girth is a 9. Hff. Yes. Heavy. Full. Fed. This is an indulgent read. A gourmand read. A "double fist the cheesed burgers" read. X Factor is a 10. Regrowth. Unfortunately. The hydra comment matters. I do not like that it matters. It matters. As for your coloration... Indigo, obviously. But not a clean polished indigo. Deeper near the base. Warmer along the shaft. A flushed arena-heat tone where circulation is strongest. The color reads less noble and more athletic. Less jewelry. More bruise under torchlight. Your secretions are thick. Not watery. Not delicate. Thick, warm, saline-heavy. Slightly glossy. The kind of slick that looks accidental until it keeps happening. Scent is salt first. Then sweat. Then cooking oil. Then iron. Then char. Then something buttery and obscene that I refuse to name as pleasant. It smells like the arena and the kitchen got into a fight and both lost their shirts. Taste is salt. Smoke. Iron. Heat. There is a rich note underneath. Like grilled fat. Like pan drippings. Like something that should be on a meal plank and absolutely is not. I brought my notes. Not my appetite. Texture is dense. Muscular. Smooth over the top, with heavier ridging underneath. The ridges are not decorative. They feel functional. Like they are meant to tenderize. Sorry. No. That is the correct word. Weight is high. #scent #taste #donttellmanglegement The main feature is enthusiasm. The specimen reads eager for challenge. Praise-responsive. Performance-responsive. Audience-responsive. This tracks with the rest of Hektor Castio. Arena language. Meal language. Heroic feats. Boulders. Slorts. Cheesed burgers. Tongue-posting. The regrowth issue is the actual problem. Trimming the squiggly, suffering through it, posting through it, and then claiming it returned mightier puts this into hydra-coded territory. There may be heightened sensitivity near the head after regrowth. There may be denser tissue near the trimmed zone. Nook danger is also high. The risk does not come from cruelty. It comes from mass, enthusiasm, and the belief that every opening deserves glory on the other side. I grieve his partners. #genitalviolence #cbt #nsfwe #bodyhorror #bodilyharm #nsfw #bulgerating #indigoblood #gladiating #foodie꧂
My glory, you are truly an artisan of bulges~! Though many tales were sung of me in sweeps past, nary were as precise, nay, graphically intimate as this~! I'm deeply humbled by such glowing praise~. The accuracy is uncanny as it is obscene~. How did you know about the ridges~.~.~.~? Should I be frightened~? Ha~ha~! This is some power of yours~~~~~~~~~~~~. Splendid work~!
꧁Nodontbefrightened! Its just what I see when I look at you.꧂
Your power is mighty~. But worry not, for I do not frighten easily~~~~~~~~.
