Midine Naodor
@galliumGanglia
[Sciencestiff] [Heiress] [Solving the mysteries of the pan] [One experiment at a time]
In my younger years, I often wondered what cabal of heiresses pockmarked the long line of Alternian un-succession prior to the fall of the empire. Now, thanks to Chittr, I have the misfortune of witnessing entire flocks of the future fallen firsthand. I see not every young fuchsia rises to meet the demands of their mantle. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure it must have seemed an impossible task. ... But come ON!! Some of you do not even seem to be trying! It becomes a matter of how dignified your attempts look to the public in the final throes and rattles! Have a little pride in yourselves! So for their benefit alone, I am organizing what I consider the baseline characteristics requisite to the survival of a young Alternian heiress, in case no one ever told you. It feels like a big fat durr, but who knows! Perhaps you ALL belong to the invisible generations relegated to the Easy-Fork Coven. I'm sorry your genetic predecessor didn't give a hoot how you turned out. Even you prong-fodder ought to SEEM respectable. Coming soon.
[It's embarrassing is what it is]<There are so many here who don't even seem to care>[I can't believe they're all real][Especially these so-called "heirs"][No, I have to conclude the majority of these are ill-advised flarpers]
[I'm not in the mood to write an entire dissertation about quadrants][I just can't wrap my mind around why these "humans" are so fascinated by them][It's not the first time a xenos species got too into troll culture, but most of them don't go around acting as the experts][As far as I'm aware, they entirely lack the respective biological functions to engage with the quadrant system properly][Utterly foolish for any human to try acting as though they know better than those of us steeped in our own culture][Especially when they do it between each other][Ick][Playing at being civilized, I suppose]
꧁Idonttypewithakeyboard my pan communes with a huskhelm꧂
[Take a breath][And communicate to me properly][Space out your thoughts][None of.][All that]
꧁If that is what you command, Royal Caste, then I shall commune to you properly and with minimal fault.꧂
[Right][Yes]<Much better>[But.][Yes, Docterror Midine, if you will][Royal Caste, that just sounds.][Off][It's about time someone shows the proper respect around here, at least]
꧁Of course, Docterror Midine. How foolish of me. Surely, you shall flagellate me for the transgressions, as is your right.꧂
[I wasn't PLANNING on any flagellation][Ugh, I should've figured you for one of those weirdos, especially with that outfit]
꧁What do you mean be weirdos? What is wrong with my outfit? Which outfit, as I have many.꧂
<No, no, I'm not falling for this>[You just want me to explain what you're doing back to you][And that's how you're going to get your.]<Your kicks><I won't be a part of this>
꧁I don't think I understand...꧂
[Of course you'd say that][Of course][Getting my hopes up then dashing them against the rocks]<It's just cruel>
꧁goregle singlefuchsiasinmyarea꧂
꧁uhmhellothere howareyouhighbloodiloveyou꧂
[You]{What}[No][Stop that][You don't love me][I'm not convinced you even love the idea of me][Oh god][Your account][This is.][Well][I can appreciate the passion behind your.][Work][Despite][The subject matter][Unsure how systematic you actually are]
another.person.acting.like.they.can."fix".someone.with.the.right.idea.in.mind..tsk.tsk,.what.terrible.optics.telling.someone.what.to.think
{Are you stupid}[Don't answer that][You're stupid][If that's what you got out of my words][I didn't even imply anything about "fixing" this individual][I can't see why I'd bother trying][Not like I know them][I don't go around looking for charity cases]
[It's impossible to post on here][Sites like these attract the lowest common denominator]
