scratching my ears to try and win an argument is a dirty rotten trick that will not be tolerated!!!! it does feel nice though….

Come now, what difference does it make if the argument is won through critical thinking and analytical breakdown of your points or incremental inching down the back of your head and behind each ears with probing persistence? Speaking of, hold that thought, I have an itch to scratch. Not my own, mind.
because it is taking advantage of a physical reaction that thanks to my biology is hard to control and has nothing to do with the argument itself???

Yes, but have you considered. Scritches.

Especially if the argument is of little greater consequence. Though I admit, my own experiences arguing with Jade are limited to @farmstinkButtlass's ambitions to skirt shower days cleanly off the date until it falls off the calendar itself entirely. Far from universal.
scratches are nice but so is victory also i like showers so that sounds like a her problem
