READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Every time I open the timeline there’s a 1/4 chance that the human kisa ‘Jade’ gonna be spouting ‘bout some “knocking up” and whatever. I don’t even know what that means. #nsfw ]
a l0t 0f the jades seem t0 have m0re extreme preferences
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hmh. It’s probably uncomfortable with whatever those human lewdies got. ]
jades are usually pretty cool but theres like an insanely high density of jades from the timeline where inside thoughts vis a vis ones bedroom tango desires dont exist and idk how i feel about that the lab boys are still workin on discerning that #nsfw
they d0nt even use a bucket!
if you think its weird to see imagine what its like for me
here specifically i should clarify theres a hella high density of them here like a suitcase youre having to smush down with your whole body to zip shut
i mean it isnt your fault! you werent even trying to be mean
if there is an actual lab dedicated to studying the libido of jades i really dont know if i should be appalled or flattered!
oh no the lab is for me got scientists up in there day in and day out studying concentrated drops of my feelings on every matter possible and i do mean every matter just recently they discovered how i feel about texas roadhouse having its own honky tonk yeehaw ass theme song cowbell and all