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@gentlemanDiamond

Daughter says I act too old. Suggested I connect with the youth. Messages open. Since I'm being friendly, I follow back too. (Humanstuck)

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1477Kull Score: 84424 followers23 following

Every single thing I learn about Alternia as a planet makes me more and more convinced you're all playing some sick joke on me.

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Total: 73
Ratio: 1.92

i am talking to a troll version of me currently and let me tell you! its so weird!

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Deeply weird. Even weirder still, you seem like an alternate of my daughter. But a human alternate, which is somehow more strange.

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well! i dunno how to respond to that but sorry? i think

It's fine. My bad for mentioning it, kid.

Baklava and Turkish coffee.

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Ratio: 3.10
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@fondlyRegarding[FR]

Did you make the baklava yourself or purchase it from somewhere? Curious about getting a recipe or recommendation.

Made it myself. It's a simple traditional pistachio baklava. I could send you the recipe.

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I would love to have it. It'd be good for me to make something from scratch again.

I'll send when I got a minute.

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(( shyly crawling out of the woodwork to post my human droog https://iili.io/BhSMGSe.png

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Ratio: 3.25
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@rowanBoat[RB]

boioioing. awooga. and other such sounds.

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@rowanBoat[RB]

(( i love you so bad roe

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((Hi can I just say that I love your human Droog! Also he's so nice to Lialyi that it makes it funnier that he's a whole entire mobster (albeit a possibly retired one) ))

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(( HEHE THANK YOU THANK YOU!! hes a retired mobster but hes also a father ☝️ and he respects genuine curiosity

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Treated myself today. Beet salad with arugula, apples, goat cheese, walnuts, and balsamic vinaigrette, served with a fresh lemon asparagus risotto. Paired with a glass of Pinot Grigio of course. Luxury could be of your own creation, if you have the dedication to see it through.

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Ratio: 1.49

<action; statement input; statement: that sounds very nice input; statement: i do not remember eating grain cooked in broth, but the concept brings a sense of comfort input; statement: memory of eating it must have been |ost during my insta||ation. input; statement: i might have had a simi|ar dish, possib|y with honey or tubers added. />

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Glad it's jogging something in your mind. Can't say I understand all of that, but it sounds like a good thing. Memories are important. Let me know if there's anything else I can do for you, kid.

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<action; statement input; statement: i |ike reading about detai|s of your night input; statement: or day if you are diurna| input; statement: it's so different to my rea|ity that it's nice />

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Good. Glad. My life is quite a bit quieter than it used to be. From what I've learned about trolls, that peace is fairly hard to get on your planet. I don't mind sharing things from my day to day if it gives you a little slice of that peace.

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<action; statement input; statement: you wou|d be correct, though i am no |onger on-p|anet input; statement: i wou|d appreciate anything you share input; statement: thank you />

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>([pretty classy man i #ad a concoction i call t#e wizzbang w#ere u steep peanuts an sour gummy worms in mountain dew sweet lig#tning an eat it like soup]

I'll keep it in mind. I update every now and again.

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I fucking hate this.

>([you aint tried it yet #ave you]

I haven't. And I will never try it.

𝄡 cant ♭elieVe 𝄽om1 hate𝅗𝅥 on an anti-♭ark♭ea𝄽t-hate po𝄽t 𝄽mh #𝄽illypo𝄽ting 𝄂

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That mutt knows what he did.

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This goddamn mutt needs to stop acting like he owns the place. You think you can just chew up my oxfords and then get to sleep in my bed? Don't kid yourself.

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Ratio: 1.92

𝄡 he j𝄽 a ♭♭ 𝄂

He's a menace to society.

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𝄡 ♭♭ie𝄽t of ♭♭𝄽 𝄂

A real criminal. And I know a thing or two about criminals.

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𝄡 eVery1 𝄽ay hi to jackie 𝄂 [jackie124095,png, a picture taken in 𝄽elfie mo𝅗𝅥e 𝄽howing 𝅗𝅥inraa'𝄽 hea𝅗𝅥 from the eye𝄽 up, ♭ehin𝅗𝅥 him i𝄽 a |much larger| jackalope lu𝄽u𝄽 with their 𝄽oft no𝄽e really clo𝄽e to the camera giVing it a p𝄽ue𝅗𝅥o fi𝄽heye effect] 𝄡 they woul𝅗𝅥nt 𝄽top no𝄽in my hu𝄽kpa𝅗𝅥,,, 𝄂

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That's one big rabbit. Hello Jackie.

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Make it three. And this one is stubborn about it.

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i think at this point you should be allowed to kill them its only fair youve made your stance clear

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I like the way you think. But killing over the internet ain't as simple as killing in person.

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☉⇋☿ Kill the gnats and be done with it. Post their entrails as a warning to the rest. #violence #gore </3

𝄡 im 𝄽ry that𝄽 happening mr 𝅗𝅥roog 𝄂

It's really not worth that much effort.

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It happens.

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