Observer Crowscaw
@germicidalAgelast
Socicullogist. Beforan. He/Him.
+Pers☉nal N☉tes+ +An☉ther c☉mplaint ⚕ issued by TR+ +My attitude is n☉t ⚕ "welc☉ming" en☉ugh+ +I "scare ⚕ warmbl☉☉d patients"+ +Ann☉ying+
Is there something specifically unwelcoming in which you are pawticipating?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You must mind the prey instinct which takes ofur upon targeting with a cold gaze...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Pawfessionalism is taken as a threat...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You must dumb down your demeanor fur many on the warm side...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ A smile may help...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
+I am n☉t ⚕ d☉ing that+ +N☉r w☉uld I ⚕ dumb myself d☉wn+ +I d☉ubt the c☉mplaints ⚕ are even fr☉m my patients+ +I just perf☉rm ⚕ r☉utine check ups+ +That ⚕ is all+
You're quite right...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You sit high enough they would nefur fire you anyway...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ No matter how your patients clawmplain...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Heed my advice if you seek to end the countless sweeps of nagging ahead...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Those public service teals can be charmed...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
+Charmed+ +Negative+ +N☉t ⚕ by me+ +N☉r d☉ I have ⚕ any desire t☉+ +Unnecessary ⚕ hassle+
I have a slot open fur volunteer kidney removal...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I know sometimes the extra organs plague on your true self...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
could someone elaborate on beforus i +ave seen trolls claiming from it, is it anot+er colony or some bit?
+N☉t a ⚕ c☉l☉ny+ +Bef☉rus and Alternia ⚕ apparently have never existed at the same time+
+Uncertain+ +I am equally ⚕ puzzled+ +The☉ry+ +Parallel ⚕ dimensi☉ns+ +N☉rmally written ☉ff as ⚕ science ficti☉n t☉mf☉☉lery+ +Disturbingly likely ⚕ in this scenari☉+
+Pers☉nal N☉tes+ +I d☉ n☉t like ⚕ zigzag platf☉rms+ +They are always ⚕ up t☉ s☉mething+ +#cullerj☉kes+
+Additi☉nal N☉te+ +Bad+ +Disregard+
+Public Request+ +D☉nt g☉ ⚕ t☉ Bef☉rus+
A hellhole. Not what the Signless had in mind. There's so many more.
"= i still wonder how it is in the day to day. i have only visited in super specific. private circumstances. twwwwo trolls. ="
+Every☉ne is always ⚕ smiling+ +Leering+ +Amicable ⚕ but pacified+ +Even y☉u ⚕ w☉uld stand ☉ut+
"= that is. well. see, i have this immense desire to /know/ how i would fare, i am viciously curious! but you probably can predict a lot better than i can as to how it would go. ="
"= uh, maybe, i don't know. i would desire to go out there, maybe see how living goes, and see where it takes me. not going to, uh, tell anyone the truth but i am not going to alter my personality, haha, what do yoooou think? hypothetical, this shouldn't happen for a while. ="
"= ...eh, the FIRST is nothing i haven't already felt, but the second sounds like an experience that would not be achievable in the alternian methodology, not that i FEAR it, i do not, buuuut, but, people make it sound bad and i don't know what actually happens. ="
(( OOC Observer Buzzkill https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/408a6e3486d9.png
+Sleep ⚕ has been difficult+ +It has left me ⚕ making mistakes+ +☉bvi☉us ☉nes ⚕ I w☉uldnt n☉rmally make+ +Tr☉ubling+
+Statement+ +Tr☉lls indig☉ ☉r higher frequently exhibit ⚕ m☉re pr☉minent gr☉wth in later sweeps+ +But excepti☉ns ⚕ are n☉t rare +M☉lting is a ⚕ frustratingly pers☉nal experience+ +Makes graphing data patterns in the phen☉men☉n ⚕ inc☉nsistant+
mxorxon learns abxout grxowing up fxor the first time
+M☉lt ⚕ is still an ☉ng☉ing research+ +We d☉nt kn☉w ⚕ everything ab☉ut it+
Y+u wantin' t+ investigate the mysteries +f m+lt, c+b+lt kin? I g+t s+me specimens y+u might be interested in takin' a gander at.
+☉ffer ⚕ c☉nsidered+ +And ⚕ refused +My studies demand ⚕ willing v☉lunteers+
H+w sweet +f y+u t+ be c+ncerned f+r my perf+rmances. D+n't be frettin' y+ur h+rns +ff, d+ll. They all make their ch+ices. :+)
+Yes+ +And this ⚕ is mine+ +With ⚕ all due respect+
What's with troll adults being like 10' tall? I mean, I'm all for tall women and all as much as the next person, but now I just feel short, you know?
+Multiple ⚕ m☉lts+ +☉ver the sweeps ⚕ maturity sl☉ws d☉wn+ +But still ⚕ necessary+ +Causes ⚕ gr☉wth spurts+ +C☉mm☉n in c☉ldbl☉☉ds ⚕ excessive m☉lting still p☉ssible f☉r warmbl☉☉ds+
OH WAIT IM GONNA GET EVEN TALLER? ..FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
+P☉ssibility+ +Nutriti☉n ⚕ effects m☉lt frequency+ +Th☉ugh+ +Y☉u never ⚕ really kn☉w+