kneecapping my boyfriends so they can't stop me from using the kitchen
YOU CAN COOK OR BAKE ALL YOU WANT JUST DON’T MAKE ME EAT IT. ALSO PRETTY SURE JOHN HATES YOU TOUCHING „HIS“ OVEN.
let him cook!!! he gets better, i promise!!! ...when he's, like, 48.
i would if he didn’t nearly burn down the kitchen just yesterday from trying to boil water for noodles.
THAT’S LIKE 20ISH HUMAN YEARS FROM NOW. I DIDN’T TELL HIM HE COULDN’T BUT THAT I DIDN’T WANT TO EAT IT. HE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN IT COMES TO THE GRILL.
yeah, that i do remember... like before he blitzed his kitchen chakra and was still making food a starving trash panda couldn't shove down its ravenous gullet, he was always out there making hotdogs in the summer. 8J still is!! but now he can like, make pasta too.
YEAH HE CAN MAKE REALLY GOOD RIBS TOO. FUCK NOW I’M HUNGRY FOR THEM AND IT’S RAINING OUTSIDE.
fuuuuck me too!!!! how dare you subject my pan to this impotent craving!!!! XP
i could bring the grill inside