imagine romeo and juliet and everything is the same but romeo says “epic fail” and it never explains why or how
is there, like... a comparison here? or did this just pop in your head? 8V
Would epic fail be At the double suicide? Your brain interests me.
My mind had come to A different scene than that I will now explain -- "Romeo is dead Awakens, says "epic fail" Then is dead again"
Act 5, Scene 1 [Enter Romeo] ROMEO If I may trust the flattering truth of sleep, My dreams presage some joyful news at hand. My bosom's lord sits tightly in his throne, And all this day an unaccustomed spirit Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts. I dreamt my lady came and found me dead (Strange dream that gives a dead man leave to think!) And breathed such life with kisses in my lips That I revived and was an emperor. Ah me, how sweet is love itself possessed When but love's shadows are so rich in joy! [Enter Romeo's man Balthasar, in riding boots] News from Verona - How now, Balthasar? Dost thou not bring me letters from the Friar? How doth my lady? Is my father well? How doth my Juliet? That I ask again, For nothing can be ill if she be well. BALTHASAR Then she is well and nothing can be ill. Her body sleeps in Capels' monument, And her immortal part with angels lives. I saw her laid low in her kindred's vault And presently took post to tell it you. O, pardon me for bringing these ill news, Since you did leave it for my office, sir. ROMEO Epic fail.
I figured out how to rechitt replies just for this, thank you, rose. This is amazing.
I'm glad you appreciate my work. I wrote it all out by hand, of course, instead of using the pedestrian Copy+Paste tools. Makes it more authentic, to my mind.
Infinitely more palateable than the middle school productions for which I am so frequently forced to toil in the lighting booth