June Egbert
@ghostlyTrickery
just a trans girl being the best she can be :B i think im a lesbian!!!! i like girls!!!! a lot!!!! i also like movies and music and the paranormal and magic and jokes and pranks and
Act 5, Scene 1 [Enter Romeo] ROMEO If I may trust the flattering truth of sleep, My dreams presage some joyful news at hand. My bosom's lord sits tightly in his throne, And all this day an unaccustomed spirit Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts. I dreamt my lady came and found me dead (Strange dream that gives a dead man leave to think!) And breathed such life with kisses in my lips That I revived and was an emperor. Ah me, how sweet is love itself possessed When but love's shadows are so rich in joy! [Enter Romeo's man Balthasar, in riding boots] News from Verona - How now, Balthasar? Dost thou not bring me letters from the Friar? How doth my lady? Is my father well? How doth my Juliet? That I ask again, For nothing can be ill if she be well. BALTHASAR Then she is well and nothing can be ill. Her body sleeps in Capels' monument, And her immortal part with angels lives. I saw her laid low in her kindred's vault And presently took post to tell it you. O, pardon me for bringing these ill news, Since you did leave it for my office, sir. ROMEO Epic fail.
you guys are so nice!! I like this website!’
im boreddd i cant keep watching neil cicierega and the nostalgia critic videos
Michael Cera vs Jesse Eisenberg funny awkward guy battle #movies
My money's on Jesse. I've never seen Michael perform a role that wasn't awkward; I don't imagine either has much combat training, but I feel like Michael actually has a negative amount of capability.
that IS true, like how jonah hill was always the angry horny guy in a lot of his movies!!
I had a crush on like, at least four of my friends growing up.
I thought you only had three friends growing up?
I won't be so gauche as to ask which ones. I suspect I already know, anyway.
uhhh idk!! I just liked them!! And a couple humans!! But that isn’t important!!
Act 5, Scene 1 [Enter Romeo] ROMEO If I may trust the flattering truth of sleep, My dreams presage some joyful news at hand. My bosom's lord sits tightly in his throne, And all this day an unaccustomed spirit Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts. I dreamt my lady came and found me dead (Strange dream that gives a dead man leave to think!) And breathed such life with kisses in my lips That I revived and was an emperor. Ah me, how sweet is love itself possessed When but love's shadows are so rich in joy! [Enter Romeo's man Balthasar, in riding boots] News from Verona - How now, Balthasar? Dost thou not bring me letters from the Friar? How doth my lady? Is my father well? How doth my Juliet? That I ask again, For nothing can be ill if she be well. BALTHASAR Then she is well and nothing can be ill. Her body sleeps in Capels' monument, And her immortal part with angels lives. I saw her laid low in her kindred's vault And presently took post to tell it you. O, pardon me for bringing these ill news, Since you did leave it for my office, sir. ROMEO Epic fail.
imagine romeo and juliet and everything is the same but romeo says “epic fail” and it never explains why or how
is there, like... a comparison here? or did this just pop in your head? 8V
Would epic fail be At the double suicide? Your brain interests me.
My mind had come to A different scene than that I will now explain -- "Romeo is dead Awakens, says "epic fail" Then is dead again"
Act 5, Scene 1 [Enter Romeo] ROMEO If I may trust the flattering truth of sleep, My dreams presage some joyful news at hand. My bosom's lord sits tightly in his throne, And all this day an unaccustomed spirit Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts. I dreamt my lady came and found me dead (Strange dream that gives a dead man leave to think!) And breathed such life with kisses in my lips That I revived and was an emperor. Ah me, how sweet is love itself possessed When but love's shadows are so rich in joy! [Enter Romeo's man Balthasar, in riding boots] News from Verona - How now, Balthasar? Dost thou not bring me letters from the Friar? How doth my lady? Is my father well? How doth my Juliet? That I ask again, For nothing can be ill if she be well. BALTHASAR Then she is well and nothing can be ill. Her body sleeps in Capels' monument, And her immortal part with angels lives. I saw her laid low in her kindred's vault And presently took post to tell it you. O, pardon me for bringing these ill news, Since you did leave it for my office, sir. ROMEO Epic fail.
I figured out how to rechitt replies just for this, thank you, rose. This is amazing.
I'm glad you appreciate my work. I wrote it all out by hand, of course, instead of using the pedestrian Copy+Paste tools. Makes it more authentic, to my mind.
Infinitely more palateable than the middle school productions for which I am so frequently forced to toil in the lighting booth
kick-ass is an underrated nic cage film!! Willy’s Wonderland too!!
yo yo yo 8----> i didnt get to watch one of these w my moirails for his birthday you get to guess which one
((Yeah, he was Big Daddy, the competent vigilante
((i havent seen it so i didnt know that but thats funny as fuck lmao, i love nic cage
((He was pretty good in it too, if I remember. Ridiculous, but in a way that fit the whole movie
((thats what he's good at!! honestly even if he's in a bad movie he's usually the best part anyway, in my opinion. genuinely one of my favorite actors and NO im not a john kinnie /lh
why are we talking about biting!! my skin is too sensitive to bite!! I can really feel it!!
it’s like a jolt of “holy shit” whenever I get bit!!
bored. sitting in my boxers and con air t-shirt. what should I do!!
I’m so cute!! I think!!
I think yo+u are to+o+.
well, if you think so, th∆t's ∆ll th∆t m∆tters not th∆t im s∆ying you're not
made that post and yet NO GIRL has kissed me!! >:/
im femme today ill kiss u if u want
hrt makes me want to kiss a girl.
K--<too bad youre on chittr nobody here gets pail
Do+n't listen to+ the abo+ve co+mment. I kiss girls all the time o+n here. Anyo+ne can do+ it.
Speak for yourself Then again I am online fairly infrequently
i look at the clouds sometimes and i go "woah i made that" sometimes
OWOWOW MY BOOBS AARE SENSITIVE #nsfw #OnEstrogen #ouchie
>> ¡ hear that ડhou1d get better eventua11y !! ¡ w¡ડh you 1uck 🏳️⚧️
>> oh ડo they wou1d ડt¡11 juડt hurt but be hotter, fa¡r enough
i think a good massage might make em feel better
woah! estrogen gave me boobs! like, real ones! #nsfw? #epicWin #estrogen
Happy fo+r yo+u. #epicwin #estro+win
i am cool because i dont care for being cool #nerd
#musicposting again!! i just love neil cicierega!! did you know this guy made the ultimate showdown and potter puppet pals?? #neilcicierega https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw
#songposting i love weird al!!!! https://open.spotify.com/track/3bEIbBCkFaqzvtWjKdQ74c?si=e2b123ef53184d84
what to eat for lunch…. Hm.
we can go get ramen together and invite some of our friends :)