Daavid Stride
@turntechGodtroll
YO YO YO 8----> what up ((OOC he's just gonna try to rage bait you if you don't want that block me))
(( OOC pinned post to re explain Daavid I am writing Daavid with a lot of the same shit I got so bipolar/bpd (I haven't been tested but all of my siblings have it and I have been what is best described as manic before), Autism, ADHD, OCD, ODD and all that jazz he also has tics in honor of my stupid head jerk I've had since I was thirteen yes blah blah blah he's not completely canon go fuck yourself I'm giving myself an outlet also he's a troll version of Dave it's not even slightly canon If he happens to make you uncomfortable when flirting DM me I'll make sure it doesn't happen again Daavid is a troll version of Dave Strider he lives with the other beta "kids" Joohnn, Roosee, and Jaadee. He's an asshole please do not take this personal I will never be rude on an OOC post and I expect you to do the same for me. Yes I am the same person behind dStrides and justDirk if you don't like either of them please just move on and block me. I love you guys stay safe and be responsible <3 ))
yo yo yo 8----> alright self isolation time everyone hates me im so so sure of it and im tired so im gonna go get in the cupe and stay there until im as old as idk the oldest fucker you know #imouttahere
Aww, Daave don't be like that I think a great many people like you, me included :3
(( Actually might be getting a little upset about none of them at least responding to me my first 4/13 where i actually remembered it and these goons aren't joining ))
yo yo yo 8----> i shouldve known they werent gonna sleep for just an hour haters all of them
yo yo yo 8----> they said they would only nap for an hour its been an hour and they are not watching willys wonderland with me
yo yo yo 8----> i swear on gog if i dont get to watch willys wonderland already im gonna go on a culling spree #murder
:33 < willy's pawnderland? :33c? :33 < oh! do mew mean troll-nic-cage-playing-a-silent-purrotagonist-getting-a-job-at-a-wriggler's-casino-and-pizza-purrlor-and-fighting-lusus-themed-animatronics-while-just-trying-to-do-his-job?
yo yo yo 8----> yeah girl i dont wanna see you in lingerie #nsfw #vagueposting
yo yo yo 8----> im talking about a full grown man btw i just used girl cause i thought it was funny
yo yo yo 8----> i cant get in my cupe cause im playing block blast this is really important to me
yo yo yo 8----> if i dont beat my block blast score today im taking joohnn out back
yo yo yo 8----> troll goku followed me my life is complete
yo yo yo 8----> dude goku is real this is epic
EXECUTIVE ORDER One Daavid Stride requested an executive order to be put forth to combat the scandalous and inappropriate behavior directed towards him. As one of my valued constituents, I am happy to oblige. I have signed an executive order barring the discussion of pailing in relation to one Daavid Stride. Failure to abide by this order will result in a disapproving stare from myself, Trollbama, or a member of my esteemed staff. Daavid Stride may, if they so choose, grant an individual immunity to this executive order. Thank you for your time.
https://media.tenor.com/5GNhTb3aB9UAAAA1/well-done-mr-president-bravo.webp
Sorry, post machine broke
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/\____/\ >| ˶ • ᴛ • ˶ |< / 𝇌♡𝇋 \ < GOREGLE MAKE THOSE GUYS GAY TOGETHER
yo yo yo 8----> joohnns trying to play a nice little tune on his piano and im fucking rapping to it #stayonthegrind
Computer, make all these guys gay and super horny. #NSFW, I believe.
Don't worry about it.
hnng... i havwe... to fight it..!
yo yo yo 8----> in honor of it being joohnns wrigglingday today im sharing the first image i ever took with my hivemates ((ooc pls remember all of these designs besides daavid are subject to change also translation for the words "new hivemates - d")) https://i.ibb.co/mxqmychv/untitled103-20260413142710.png
yo yo yo 8----> official tierlist of who i think is cool https://i.ibb.co/fytgpb3v/my-image.png
yo yo yo 8----> my raw sexual energy cant be contained #nsfw
TAKE A GIANT BOX. HERE. LIKE THIS SINCE I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING. ____________ | | | | | | |__________| AND SHOVE IT INSIDE OR UP YOUR WASTESHUTE IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES. THOUGH, I THINK YOU'RE MISTAKING EGO FOR SEX APPEAL. #NSFW ISH
yo yo yo 8----> truthfully i only want one eridan yall cant compare to her hes an absolute asshole but im into that
yo yo yo 8----> thank fucking gog now twinks will leave me alone (no offense)
yo yo yo 8----> i need to talk to trollbama about possibly banning everyone from pailing me #nsfw #helpme
yo yo yo 8----> im not its just tiring to have bitches lining up at my door to get a piece of me
🎉bro just lay down your truth and lay your heart out :U or live as a coward and never express your feelins, im not your damned lusus ig🎉
As Secretary of Degeneracy, No.