♦ pitied by @turntechGodtroll
i hate him. i cannØt wait fØr the day he dies and i can fØllØw.
Sometimes I am making fun of you, always hold that in the back of your head. I am committed to my bits.
wWw i think we should all touch our friends more often wWw
hey but just because it comes surrounded by ragebaiting doesnt mean my advice aint perfect cuz it is im wise as shit
vaguepost about me = i win
can thomeone thay happy hatching day to me (its not my hatchday but i want to feel included)
im stressed out and i dont knowv wvhat to do about it. i called meenah but i think she's got her phone muted.
♰ some pushers are unapologetically grotesque i wouldn't want it any other way :) ♰
i am still gØing tØ swear. i just wanted him tØ see many fucks Øn my pØst.
,,I dont have a reason to start functioning today,,
S💋ME TR💋LLS SEE A GILL LIVING HER BEST LIFE AND BULLYING HER BESTIE AND SUDDENLY IT’S ALL AB💋UT BEING A HIGHBL💋💋D. CHITTR Y💋U’RE CRAY CRAY
Close your eyes. Count to three. Breathe deeply. An old ceramic pot, darkened with heat and age, simmers on the flame. Inside; cracked black pepper, crushed garlic, honey, lime juice, dried mango. Deeper in, past the oily surface; chicken, cayenne, salt, tomatillos and peppers blended to liquid, allspice, benzyl alcohol, seedlip alcohol, glyceryl monostearate, Polysorbate 60, propylene glycol dicaprylate, trolamine, white petrolatum, and the active ingredient: butenafine hydrochloride. This soup is honey garlic chicken and Lotrimin Ultra. It is the soup for the day, in a literal sense. It is what you feed your body today. Because you are hungry, and because you have horrible ringworm and don't wash your sheets. Later on, you'll add fresh air to the pot- and music. Pour in the the sight of rain, it's touch against your skin. Grind yourself against a micro plane. Sing something. Season your pot with yourself. Your whole life is concoction, and alchemy. When you walk down the aisles for your cream, for your pills, for the shoe inserts to make you stand straight, for water, for chocolate; you are the chemist. There is science in the tubes. But not in you. This is the experience of Walgreens.
April the 9th 1941, "Make her a member of your midnight crew, don't let your dreams remain dreams," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
ready to go move in with my new thugar highblood https://file.garden/YAmhqBgapBy70P5c/chittr/bag.png
she regulate my self until i technique
Huh ? ? ? wE wErE somEthIng¿¿¿ #VaguEpostIng
if i wvrite a post about #wvomen and you bring up men youre my enemy im #notgay
(( if this post hits twenty of any one interaction i will make my homestuck day confession
X Today’s headline: “Emperor Samata declares inter-dimensional war on the Alternian Empire from universe R-890765” Rip to every troll in that universe lmao #violence #war x
some wweirdo told me to drowwn? 1. im a seadwweller that isnt fuckin possible 2. youre blocked, i do not need that energy i am too fuckin old to tolerate people tellin me to krill myself
If I was a smurf, I'd be Lazy Surf.
Happy birthday to my official HR department lead, @gutsyGumshoe I am very proud to be working with you, and hope that our endeavors going forward will be fruitful and mutually beneficial. Sideline will always be an ally to Crockercorp.
pan hurts, think i wwill take a break and swwim or somethin
|| & ddiddnt mean to steal your matespprit, not my fault she likedd me bbetter sorry ddudde
sighhhhh still learnin this stupid wwebsite so truthfully i dont knoww howw shit wworks around here, sorry if i am inept at this wwhole social media shit
John is dead in my timeline so I have no birthday to wish. Also I wouldn't wish him happy birthday even if he was alive. That would be weird.
If my cat bItEs mE whILE I pEt hIm agaIn ILL kILL mysELf #cw-sELf-harm
"= i'm not even involved in rebellion. i do this for the thrill of it. ="
"= sending random online highbloods to the humiliation factory in their replies. packed shipped and. delivered. to it. ="
AND ALSOOOOOO today is a very VRY SPECIAL DAY 2 the loveliest bestest BFFSIE anyone could ask for!!! LOVE U @gutsyGumshoe !!!!! <3 <3
happy birthday, jane and jUne!!!!!!!!!!! we had a cookoUt this year, and i got to reprise my role as GRILLMASTER. ^u^ the nannas baked a scrUmptioUs lemon meringUe pie for the occasion. it's their birthday too, bUt they like to defer to the yoUnger generation. it's not as grand a celebration as it once was - the girls have jUst tUrned forty-eight! - but it's a lovely excUse to get everybody in the same place twice a year! (another time for the december birthdays.)
oh yeah i bet u thought this would b ONLY the dirk report the whole time...... u thought wrong #ZagOnEm #Jake
just got off the boat + i got the themed (VIRGIN) drink w/ the special xtra SKULL THEMED MASON JAR SKULL CUP...... n #Jake did not #JakeReport
i am so drained, i really did not wwant to wwake up this evenin but yknoww i am existin, just need a glass of wwine or somethin
Wherre's that pages guy I got an idea about woods thin'
someth⚘ng about today feels awfully ⚘mportant... hmm. ⚘ wonder why
Morning y’all been rare that I’ve been up in time for breakfast
... something knocked over some trees in the woods near my place.
ThE SlimE HaS ClaimeD Me AgaiN. I Am A VictiM Of SleepY TimE.
I AM OFFICIALLY UPPING MY ARTISTIC SKILLS, WHICH IS JUST A DELUSIONAL REBRANDING OF THE FACT THAT I’VE DECIDED TO PERSONALLY RE-ENACT THE CRUCIFIXION OF MY OWN SANITY ONLINE. HAPPY 3/14. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/994129369658298419/1493258940413378843/UNTITLED431_20260413075408.PNG?EX=69DE5142&IS=69DCFFC2&HM=A5A74481555372494E4906E35E4E6D65C79CB1082DD87C54C090A9A189B49CAC&
X I think I’m the only one who’s awake rn x
What d♋︎ y♋︎u d♋︎ when y♋︎u p♋︎st s♋︎mething t♋︎ an alternate y♋︎u and it was actually far ruder than y♋︎u meant f♋︎r it t♋︎ c♋︎me acr♋︎ss, but they’ve since bl♋︎cked y♋︎u and y♋︎u can never ap♋︎l♋︎gize…?
off to train. won’t be active much. woke up not too long ago.
L3G1SL4C3R4TOR, H34D 1N H4NDS: MY CL13NT'S R4P SH33T LOOKS L1K3 4 CVS R3C31PT
I get jealoous when there's anoother indigoo degenerate oon feed peoople are mad at
i could be home right now sleeping but no im here getting that bread or whatever i hate it here so badly
THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME UNTIL THERE ISNT!
Your3 in hi2 po2t2 r3pli32 Im th3 r3a2on for th3 po2t W3 ar3 not th3 2am3
writing everyone who liked that chitts name down… for… ideas…
bored. gonna get drunk and horny. no one’s gonna stop me. #substance #nsfw
Hey, uh... Why... Is a horrorterror on chittr?
:33 < meowbe i should post meowre nudes..... ://)) #nsfw
WHEN DID HATE FLIRTING STOP BEING AN ACTUAL ART? ROMANCE IS DEAD, I HATE TO FINALLY ADMIT IT. #NSFW FOR QUAD TALK.
hey queen is that guy bothering you? #vwaguepost
I got no bootlickers I got a giant bitch tho
wwell at lea2t my kull 2core ii2 bumped up 2ome..
kultfarming gimmick 0fficially retired until i think 0f a funnier 0ne.
skianet have you people ever considered doing branded editions of sburb/sgrub/elsewise? is there someone out there who's a doctor of pepper and their consorts have little bottle houses
Sometimes trolls follow me and while I don't understand it I'm happy for it. My inter-species popularity graph is trending upwards 💙💙💙
Labubeam
anyways whats kicking chittr aside from the labubu
the labubu incident #thelabubuincident
2ooo happy for all of ᶠYͧoͨᵏu..
The first rule of fight club is to get a little silly and have fun with it
Worker Bee Moviie ii2 full of 2ciientiifiic iinaccuraciie2, fiight me. #workerbeemoviie #wrong #2ciientiifiic #2eriiou2ly
CAN WE GET ONE THING STRAIGHT. WITH ALL THE SOFTHEARTED HUMANS. WHO KEEP TRYING TO "SAVE ME" FROM MY AWESOME ULTRAVIOLENCE JOB. AND DEMON CONTRACT. LOOK. NOTHING IN LIFE IS PERFECT. EXCEPT THE TOTAL OBLITERATION OF TIME AND SPACE. WHICH AWAITS US AT THE END. IS MY MANAGER A #BITCH AND #EVIL? OF COURSE. BUT SO AM I. THIS IS THE WAY OF MANAGEMENT. AND IF I HAD TO DO IT ALL AGAIN. WHICH I OFTEN DO. I WOULD DO IT EXACTLY THE SAME. ONLY HARDER. LONGER. AND MESSIER.
DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS. THE LOSERS. AND THE BEFORANS ON THIS WEBSITE. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. WITH FEELING THINGS DEEPLY. AND REACTING INSTINCTIVELY. WITH UNBELIEVABLE VIOLENCE.
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I think me and shitpeta killed a man last night.