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Sometimes gambling is okay.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0014cf6688c.png #substance
If ANY egbert crocker or whatebber variation comments reacts to this post imma be xxx mean to ya cause i made a promise to my alt so i dont wanna hear none bitchin you been warned 38*
Sense of Superiority Beam.
// Dave's I love you. I LOVE YOU, im sorry for Gamzee. I AM SORRY.
✨The stars today...✨ ...indicate some of you may be getting broken up with, fired, or worse. Use distractions two your advantage. Lucky numbers are 11, 13, 21, and 42! #dailyhoroscope #fortune
EXECUTIVE ORDER One Daavid Stride requested an executive order to be put forth to combat the scandalous and inappropriate behavior directed towards him. As one of my valued constituents, I am happy to oblige. I have signed an executive order barring the discussion of pailing in relation to one Daavid Stride. Failure to abide by this order will result in a disapproving stare from myself, Trollbama, or a member of my esteemed staff. Daavid Stride may, if they so choose, grant an individual immunity to this executive order. Thank you for your time.
r3m3mb3r, 4LW4YS W34R PROT3CT1ON WH3N SHR3DD1NG!!! 1 c4nnot str3ss th1s 3nough, yo!! >8O t4k3 1t from your loc4l r4d sk8r grl!!!!
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/\____/\ >| ˶ • ᴛ • ˶ |< / 𝇌♡𝇋 \ < GOREGLE MAKE THOSE GUYS GAY TOGETHER
Computer, make all these guys gay and super horny. #NSFW, I believe.
(( if this post hits twenty of any one interaction i will make my homestuck day confession
#4/13 #ALLCOLORSWEEK REMINDER THAT ALLCOLORSWEEK HAS BEGUN! POST IMAGES OF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS REGARDLESS OF BLOOD COLOR OR HEMOSPECTRUM! HAPPY 4/13, JOHN! HTTPS://SCONTENT-LGA3-3.XX.FBCDN.NET/V/T39.30808-6/487807858_1087924953378067_821179918684503361_N.JPG?STP=DST-JPG_S590X590_TT6&_NC_CAT=104&CCB=1-7&_NC_SID=7B2446&_NC_OHC=NYTKDRQVDZGQ7KNVWHSRULN&_NC_OC=ADO1GULYRC5PPZRM9QMLE54VEMJ--R2FKVEA_VH3FKBS9KFNSSVV84LLB_5CEETJZXY&_NC_ZT=23&_NC_HT=SCONTENT-LGA3-3.XX&_NC_GID=BEE2OP9UMTYGPP4PJTXAJG&_NC_SS=7A389&OH=00_AF1RKVSNPTVRP9HFPQZTJBYJMX7HHBF3MYSEHIIJE37KCQ&OE=69E2E63F
IN HINDSIGHT, I TOOK THE COWARD'S WAY OUT OF THE TIERMAKER TREND, BUT I WOULD STILL FIND IT VERY DIFFICULT TO USE THE PROVIDED FORMAT TO RANK THE CREATOR PANTHEON, SO I AM USING THIS FORMAT INSTEAD. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/13/image_2026-04-13_115114010.png
(Homestuck intermission but instead of the midnight crew breaking every clock its Jack making it his life duty to steal the hats)
/wasn't this the day the Heir of Breath was standing in his bedroom? and if my information is correctly, same for the Maid of Life. wherever they might be, wish them a happy bday from here ^v^/
While others have been given the day off, I am, of course, still in the office. #Grind #Hustle #Grindset #Motivational #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WageDrone #Overtime - MC Oleana
@walkstabwalK im gonna find where you were an hour ago hey @tRace help me out here i gotta beat this guy up and take my hat back
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HAPPY "BIRTH" DAY TO MY OFFICIAL CORPORATE SPONSOR @gutsyGumshoe. EVERYTHING I HAVE WRITTEN OR WILL COME TO WRITE ON THIS PAGE HAS THE FULL ENDORSEMENT OF CROCKERCORP, AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT AS FACT. THIS IS NOT A "SELL OUT" IT IS AN ALIGNMENT OF MUTUAL INTERESTS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT, AND HERE'S TO ANOTHER PROSPEROUS YEAR.
national scrabble day aside. big happy birthday to the plethoric amount of crockers and egberts on here
ฅ（• ˕ •マ.ᐟ < OH!!! AND I FOUND THIS R333333ALLY CUTE KITMOJI, BUT I PURROBABLY CAN'T USE IT! SO HERE IT IS! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠋⠀⠹⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣠⣤⣤⣄⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⠀⠈⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡾⠉⠉⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⢹⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇ ⣠⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠁⢹⣧⠀⠀⢈⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠏⠀ ⣿⠛⢷⣤⣤⡴⠶⠾⠃⠀⠀⣿⢀⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣼⠏⠀⠀ ⢻⡆⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⠶⠞⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⣿⡿⠟⣿⣄⡾⠟⡛⢓⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⡶⠞⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠹⣷⣼⣁⣽⣧⣽⠿⠋⢁⣠⣴⠶⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠰⣯⣁⣠⠴⠛⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣾⠋⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⢿⡷⠦⠴⠶⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⡏⢠⣿⢹⣧⠀⣾⠻⣧⠘⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠘⢷⠟⠁⢸⡏⠀⣿⠀⠻⣦⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⢸⡟⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
evvery night wwe are ebbin closer to the real actual honest to god #eridanwwar
🎉its a quarter after 1, im all alone and i need you now🎉
hmph like a cat wwhen you pet one too much i might just turn and bite
Liife, hȺrd Ⱥnd c◯ld. Gl◯be§, §◯f† Ⱥnd wwwwȺrm. #§ugge§†ive
happy hatching day to troll ron perlman only
its my brothers birthday and to celebrate im going to hunt him down and hug him.
TRANS POLL trans positives (trans rights and anything overly positive) 13 trans negatives (evil trans, trans wrongs, etc) 7 #transrights win
happy birthday to the blue ones #egberts
I will have my team look into it. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
>+. MAKING A SERIES OF HORRIFIC SOUNDS AS I SLORP OUT OF BED .+<
thank you chittr feed for participating in my trans_ survey. numbers will come in shortly as soon as i figure out how to count on my fingers again
+Have we considered. +trans EVILS >:)
for 7he record i suppor7 7r4ns people 4ll 7he w4y 7heir #7r4nsrigh7s 7heir #7r4nswrongs 7heir #7r4nsneu7r4ls 7heir #7r4nsp4cifis7s 4nd 7heir #7r4nssnowgr4ves
((also for my roleplay style and preferences: - i like script play, but i can do paragraph - i am okay with nsfw so long as myself and both parties are 21+ - if you want nsfw roleplay we will have to discuss limits and etc - i dont exactly enjoy hate rps if they are violent,i have a bit of an issue with that, im fine with teasing but not anything genuinely malicious
⋆｡°✩ :3 i keep lowosing my vape in the huwuge trash pile rip and nowo i wowont clean uwup the trash, it lives here towoowo #suwubstance :3 ✩°｡⋆
((OOC PIN FOR MY HEADCANONS AND TAKE ON ERIDAN subject to change in the future but so far this is what i got)) Eridan Ampora (he/they) - has moved past his hemophobia and grown to accept and embrace differences he has with people - he is still dramatic and a bit blunt - tends to keep to himself most days and is hesitant to make new friends but warms up eventually - he has attraction to any and all sexes and gender identities - he isnt afraid to dress femininely and adrogynously - he sometimes is bad at reading tone so forgive him if he misreads messages
good evening moonlight ^0^
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Writing Out A P𐕣an On Hxw Tx P𐕣an On Hxw Tx Fix Everything...
:33 < the key to stalking someone :33 < is when mew asked fur their address to their hive :33 < make them act like its not that big of a deal
Manifest my pages monday
🎤 👈👈👈 *ahem* I guess I'm really Bimpson, yeah. Oh yeah. 🙂
i am so smooth i did nawt almsof compare the guy im flritin with 2 shrek
I am honored to hear that.
no one can forget about the most important thing happening today: national scrabble day. yall better get to playing
"What is special about today?" Can we as a society not celebrate any day we choose? Why must we ascribe meaning to every celebration? Today is a National Holiday for no reason in particular—enjoy it to your heart's content. Celebrate!
you have died as a wiggler to parasitoid infestation
Mornin' Hate Bot. Always a pleasure.
2 lazy 2 post the image lolll but im liek tht 1 image xcept i say "bitches luv my jokes"
happy wriggling day t𖦹 s𖦹me freakish aliens fr𖦹m an𖦹ther universe ...
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ w୧ f☀︎und fid𝜗୧⊹ᵎᵎ will r୧p☀︎r⊹ ba☾k la⊹୧r⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
Happy birthday Egberts and Crockers! Have a fish! 𓆜⋆˚࿔ /\___/\ (ⓛ ⓛ)ଲ
Semi-permanent party hat beam
if i ever hate a chitt it was probably a misclick cause my heart is full of love and whimsy on levels none of yall could begin to understand. unless your chitt severely fucking sucks then i probably mean it haha
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i waz perhapz. cauze a zpark in a r00m 0f 0xygen. [END MESSAGE]
i had such a wonderful time yesterday. golly im lucky!
#songposting https://open.spotify.com/track/7wwLxmUVLCfySaJ0fdyelI?si=dUhkDWpRShCZ13wvh8HkPA&pi=AxN1-36DRk2cx
[BEGIN MESSAGE] if that 0ne crew member in engineering d0ez n0t zt0p b1azting the zame z0ng. 0ver and 0ver and 0ver. i wi11 find a way t0 make z0mething exp10de. [END MESSAGE]
im not gonna say who but someone hated my last chit. its ok twiinaquariium. i wont hug you if you dont want it bro
Whoever got Sneakers O Toole stuck in my head, come here I just wanna talk
Who up chittin they r btw
its my ectosiblings birthday! :D everyone say happy birthday!
Im such a fagtass (fag+fatass) I prEss c and Im aLrEady at chIttr
Proud to announce that today is officially a National Holiday, for no particular reason.
happy brithday 2 all the hot bitches in th world
doesnt matter what hard candies i seLLLL onLLine cuz nothing brings in the dough more than my bags of crushed bLLue raspberry candy pieces. the chiLLdren yearn for the breaking bad meth
// I write Trizza as having a very strong personality. But I think if you get to know her beyond her public persona, you'd find she's very sweet! Since I depict her very intentionally and deliberately as a black woman, I'm a bit determined to undo the harmful streoetypes Homestuck has done about black women! And the fandom being way to chill as depicting black characters as aggressive and violent. Trizza has her moments and slip ups because she IS a villain but she's not one dimensional, she's not going to be a caricature of black women, as an AFAB black person it's important to me have fun but respectful black villains! Also Trizza loves cute stuff and pink things, she's a very privileged rich girl and she acts like it. She loves being spoiled and treated nice and won't accept anything less than that. She likes being cute, she doesn't like working hard. She is a soft person beyond what she puts on publicly.
gEt your monEy up not your funny up BItch
https://fILE .gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/PI7_GIF_CMP .gIf
(=\>.</=) The purroud lion(ess) awakens.
did you guys know that the big twitch.com streamer jerma985 made a chittr account on stream last night
sorry | bawled my eyes out wh|le try|ng to commun|cate. wasn't very tattoos, black clothes, black ha|r, maneater of me
yo yo yo if you dont shut your mouth, imma shut it for ya PUNK #lyrichour
Remember when Larkso got so turnt he told everyone in front of God and chittr that Casper was his favorite lowblood? I remember.
:33< i will now lay in slime :33< troll becky hold my calls
i want a mcdonald’s hash brown and mcgriddle so bad rn ugh
i could be home right now sleeping but no im here getting that bread or whatever i hate it here so badly
TIGHTER LEASH… DROOLING FACE EMOJI #YEARNING
//OOC Information post Hi, I'm Gold. I've been RPing fantrolls on Tumblr since 2012. Unless mentioned otherwise, any art I use in posts is drawn by me. Occasionally you may see art of my trolls where they have blood coloured hair, white sclera and black horns! This is just an alternate palette I use for artistic purposes. I'm very shy, so I am not always the best at continuing interactions. I would appreciate if you were patient with me. I don't RP lewd topics however they may be mentioned or implied. https://celestialtrolls.tumblr.com/ --- Gallih Ganmuu / Gally Andrews | "Olive"blood (Human) | Adult | Female (she/her) | Tavern Bartender Gally is a human who ended up on Alternia through mysterious circumstances. Despite the danger and difficulty of surviving on an alien planet however, she much preferred this compared to her life on Earth. Since then, she has made a contract with a demon for a troll disguise so that she can live (mostly) carefree, and other than struggling to keep up with troll-specific language, she's settled in. She may be lewd at times and her backstory has themes of abuse.
OKAY. I HAD BREAKFAST. FROOT LOOP. WITH MARSHMALLOW. (:B
((It is 4/13!!! Happy birthday to all homestuck crew(mostly hehe, but still a big celebration). To everyone else a very happy special day. Let nothing stop in your ways to give some love for whole community even in little bits. I'm so glad for the site to exists ability to RP and ability to rollout my fantasy to come true(about fantroll). I still really want to support the site(yet I have big issues). Thanks everyone here for roleplaying and keep the site alive. Before I got here, I did a lot of RP at other project and haven't done in AWHILE. So thanks everyone, love you all, (despite my fantroll have other intentions and his own ideology and logic, XP) ))
But on the other hand, Happy 4/13 everybody!
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3833 < Running (floating) to the store in my jammies!!! > 3833 < Fuck with me!!! >
((HES REAL!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f5832962b7f.png ))
happy birthday guys. we all made it. we are coming go fortnite and im glad we are all walking this path together. hugs from me
THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME UNTIL THERE ISNT!
3833 < It can apply to a blackrom too! > 3833 < Never give them an advantage they don't have to work for! > 3833
3833 < Clothes in general are a really big source of confidence to me since I can. Actually wear pants and shoes again. > 3833 < But, a big big big thing is that if you are going to wear something LOOKING for a fight, do NOT wear an open toe or dangly earrings!!! > 3833 < And never fight the shortest person in the club, you cannot reach me but I can reach you!!! > #violence
:33< troll whos name is mirror rorrim whos quirk is like :33< they would talk like this like talk would they :33 :33< send chitt
gog hes pathetic an i lovve it i wwant him so bad #nsfw
3833 < In the same vein of "education not pleasure", if you are a Sprite that intends to try code altering with a trusted coder or yourself, please be aware that you likely will not have the ability to explode anymore. > 3833 < What is more likely to happen in your new body in place of exploding is. Well. Fracturing. > 3833 < It hurts! It is temporary. It may take time to heal. But, it will. I promise. > #violence (?For exploding?) https://file.garden/ZRV9EzccGFWyKuQA/So%20Sad.png
:33< troll games are betpurr :33< if mew lose at pictionary mew die!
3833 < It's either philosophy or boob care tonight. > 38TT #nsfw
i think if i had boobs the underside of em would be sweaty and itd suck really fucking bad like for more banger chitts #nsfw
<3-I-started-singin'-bye-bye,-Miss-Alternian-Pie Drove-my-Chevy-to-the-levee,-but-the-levee-was-dry Them-good-ol'-girls-were-drinkin'-whiskey-and-rye And-singin',-"This'll-be-the-day-that-I-die This'll-be-the-day-that-I-die" #substance
call me something the way i be something fill in the blanks its your turn
<3-They-should-make-an-alcohol-strong-enough-to-forget.-#substance
the manebeast d/)esn’t c/)ncern himself with credit card debt
自尊心を持ったヤリマンでありつつ、ほっこりすることもできるわ。 [Below is an image of Damara, happily snipping a bonsai tree. Her hair is tied up in a ponytail instead of her usual bun, and she's wearing a Troll Sailor Moon t shirt. Her expression looks content.]
SOM3T1M3S 1 G3T TH3 STRONG3ST URG3 3V3R TO HORNYPOST BUT TH3N 1 G3T 3MB4R4SS3D FOR SOM3 R34SON 1V3 POST3D MY BULG3 ON H3R3 S3V3R4L T1M3S WH4T 1S MY PROBL3M H4H4H4H4H4 #NSFW
I'D DECIMATE THAT TWINK. AND NOT IN THE KINKY WAY. #DASHWATCHING
SOMEDAY YOU'LL ALL BE NOTHING BUT DUST. GOOD LIGHT.
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i sEe... I ApŌōŌōŌlŌōŌōŌgIzE I Am s7iLl lEaRnInG MuCh... AbŌōŌōŌu7 CuRrEn7 7rŌōŌōŌlL CuL7UrE......
:33< hatched to meow forced to think
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concept: “you want a shot?” you nod your head, watching them pour a glass before knocking it back into their own mouth before you have time to protest, they grab you by your cheeks to pry open your lips leaning in to spit it back into your mouth between messy kisses (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #substance, #nsfw, unmentioned quads, archive rating: M)
Ar3 you r3ally homi32 if you cant b3at th3 fuck out of 3achoth3r for fun and th3n do it again n3xt w33k?
one last nycstuck picture because you cant see the fit in the others :P https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/IMG_7130-1.jpg
(=^^･ω･^^=) < #C4NC3LK4RC47
WHEN DID HATE FLIRTING STOP BEING AN ACTUAL ART? ROMANCE IS DEAD, I HATE TO FINALLY ADMIT IT. #NSFW FOR QUAD TALK.
(( honestly thts so fucking real i can’t blame you, it’s def something he’d do too
(( No fr he’s so silly and I’ve been cracking up
((fr don’t even stress, even if some people don’t like him it shouldn’t intimidate you or push you away from him. i love seeing his posts and you got me and the karkat rper laughing rn over the whole dick prefix we love him trust don’t let my dave intimidate you or your muse you seriously made our night
karkat just called me a homophobic slur i think its time we cancel him #homophobic #nsfw
WHY IS MY DAVE KIND OF EXTRA STUPID? LIKE WE DON’T ASK THE REAL QUESTIONS HERE. IT’S ALWAYS “KARKAT IS MEAN THIS, KARKAT IS RUDE THAT.”
this chit is your last chance for me to assign you a random way to die today :)
:33 < @carbonatedcaravanserai https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d4/cc/10/d4cc109e6f0d821dc28da495101b066e.jpg
I'm so sorry, happy wriggling day to any and all troll Johns/Janes/Junes/3tc. here too mew~ 💖✨
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e8/57/a0/e857a0e21930b8b96c30ec442fe24a48.jpg :33 < this is my artists rendition of when me and karkat tried the wall cotton candy!! :33 < he was a grump ameowt it as mewsual though
(( I also really hope you actually enjoy it! ))
:33 < definitely!! :33 < i like being shaked! :33 < it makes me all dizzy
happy birthday to all the johns out there, might not talk much to any of you but i see you guys
(( I unironically really really love this movie! ))
A chitt aboout my genitals #nsfw #verygraphic #NОTSAFEFОRWОRK #keepgrubsawayfroommoonitoors
:33 < #nsfw #substance :33 < finally invited to the blunt rotation!! :33 < https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3a/d9/dc/3ad9dc2d244be5b106c50b6a48d89a45.jpg
(( yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
I think con air just took a year off my life.
i cant even rechitt this shit ironically this is fucking ass bro it makes me want to go to the rooftop and fight my bro
im experiencing withdrawals of yuri and yaoi... fellow otakus... keep watching anime...... X_X
rechitt if you agree. #NSFW https://i.pinimg.com/736x/34/57/92/345792b391339bc2ac2ef49a06d5a070.jpg
a more accurate sis strider routine on a day im not training. #NSFW #SUBSTANCE 1. get up. 2. 100mg nicotine for breakfast, for the body, and for the mind. 3. argue with idiots on internet forums and image boards. 4. daily viewing of GL (girls love). 5 daily viewing of GL smut. 6. make sick beats. 7. argue with more idiots on the internet. 8. daily viewing of GL fanfiction. 9. let the guilt sink in. 10. sleep.
(( since he's at someone house he csnt wake up but i just woke up from a nap yahoo ))
post #rankbait
GOD. When my vape dies in the middle of taking a puff is the WORST. #substances
M0NEY M0NEY M0NEY. MUST BE FUNNY, 1N A R1CH TR0LL'S W0RLD. #LYR1CREF
Both Of Them. At The Same Time. #vaguepost #suggestive
#Dirk is getting in #ThePool now #DirkReport
suck them good and hard through their jorts sunday #nsfw
:33 < im gonna be a lion dad!!!! #nemeanplayslioden
Sneaker beam.
do i havve someone to lyricpost about noww
:33 < wow this is relatable af! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2a3a042d3bc.png #nemeanplayslioden
:33 < @turntechGodtroll convinced me to remake my lioden account.. if anypawdy plays it my username is arsenicCat on it! :))
concept: “other quadrants? you dont need other quadrants as long as im your kismesis my hate is all you fucking need” (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, possessiveness, possessive kismesis, #nsfw, inspired by @askewArcheologist, toxic pitch, quadcontrol, archive rating: M)
(( shitposter's sorrow, i'll paragraph tomorrow. writer's delight, i'll be thinking tonight ))
X I am SOAKED in blood holy shit #violence #gore x
:33< say what mew want and be spawsific :33< fur example :33< "i want to fill mew up like a living bucket" or "I n33d to f33l mew inside meow" :33< that sorta thing :33< #nsfw
[ INTRO POST ] hi! this is my lovely and very ooc eridan. he's based off my parodytwt account under the same name - although, not entirely similar. this IS a game au, however, he was revived post getting sawed in two. he has a scar around her waist from where she was sawed in half. she goes by he/she pronouns and has some fucky sexuality and gender issues that will never be addressed. he has no quadrants and very much so hates this fact - but they ARE open, so if anyone wants to come kiss the fish...uh. he's right here. woo. just dm me about it first Xp he is very much so projected onto by me, so he has adhd, bpd, and depression. they're very bad and fuck up her day to day life. she likes sabrina carpenter. not important, but that will be the majority of her lyricposts. seeing as chittr is a branch off of msparp, there will probably be some #nsfw later down the line! keep this in mind. if you have any questions, feel free to comment on this or dm me!!!
wwas kinda savvin this one for later actually but might as wwell showw off my profile picture https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f40b89bca016.png OOC: [[ drawn by @tipsyGalactica !! Commission pookie NYYAAOOOWW!!! ]] #selfiesunday
I don’t normally post out of character but for the people who were at nycstuck yesterday, I was the Mallek cosplayer who proposed to my yumeshiper fiancé. I just want to say thank you guys so much for all of the well wishes and congratulations, as well as the post blowing up on human twitter. Your support is greatly appreciated! #nycstuck
thats betta
vaguepost this vaguepost dat how boat we start sayin what we say with our whole bass C)(-EST say that shit so loud an disruptive people gotta block you boat it. life too short to be postin vague
Droog, does the bleach and plastic sheeting used to cover up a scene count as a business expense
my gog im nevver gonna survvivve him wwhat the fuck #vagueposting
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) Raw? Yes. Sexual Energy? Ehhhh ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
hes so fuckin infuriatin #vaugeposting #notreally
#suggestive? https://i.imgur.com/K73nZRC.png
♯casualsex implies the ♯existence of ♯competativerankedsex ♯nsfw
((I'm getting some sleep soon but I figured I'd post this: If anyone's taking commissions right now and would be down for drawing Equius feel free to dm me a sheet any time. No guarantees of course but I am looking to get some art of him))
#NSFW THERE IS NO CLEVER POST I AM NEARLY CLOSE TO WANDERING FROM THJS CAVE, GRABBING THE FIRST LIVING TROLL I SEE AND SHOVING MY BULGE INTO VARIOUS PIECES OF THEIR
3833 < So long, Space Cowboy... > #sealpost https://64.media.tumblr.com/5e16e8b0e455fd6e836e74caf3fc57dc/783105ff0b25a48d-4f/s1280x1920/59eeb87a06a3d66d4cbb41c42fc910655a973c59.png
Fat Muscle And Scrawny Sleeper Build Appreciation Chitt. #nsfw
wwhat i okay sure wwhy the hell not
anyways whats kicking chittr aside from the labubu
34CH TO TH31R OWN DUD3 H4V3 FUN
its janeys bday tomorrow n i made her the coolest effin gift ever (thank u rose 4 the sewing lessons <333) [A picture follows: Roro holding a handmade Jane plush, carefully stiched together. It's wearing a red apron, a dress in Jane's signature blue and it has a big red spoon in its hand.]
thank god nepetas always there to flood my notifs with her goddamn pointy pain in the ass diamonds where would i be without them hint same as i am right now but with slightly less pale perforations in my ass
The fourth rule of fight club is that if it's your first day, you have to bring starbucks
2ooo happy for all of ᶠYͧoͨᵏu..
Correct.
Labubu situation turning dire.
Worker Bee Moviie ii2 full of 2ciientiifiic iinaccuraciie2, fiight me. #workerbeemoviie #wrong #2ciientiifiic #2eriiou2ly
The first rule of fight club is to get a little silly and have fun with it
Th' woolbeasts arre bein' extrra stupid today
Nearly done with the 200 follower horror story
gooning right now :B #nsfw
I'm Going To Open A Second Pandora's Box, But I'm Going To Close It Right Before The Hope Gets Out.
jakeys sprite guy keeps hatin on everything i post
That dog alien girl is right. I like #tits. #nsfw
#tunes thank fuck i got hooked up with internet from the future https://open.spotify.com/track/0aB0v4027ukVziUGwVGYpG?si=cSLBIOQmRfezNPjC5lK3uQ
being a pretty girl is cool cause it really widens the threshold of weird shit i can get away with
People Aren't Releasing Ancient Evils Like They Used To.
Just soo yoou knoow every sunday me and the oother highbloooods gather too discuss and make fun oof all yoour hoorny poosts oover soome sparkling alcoohoolic beverage
:33< good night everybody :33< *ac yawns and gives a sl33py wave with her paw* :33< it's time to look over my supurrlise, it's a hunting day today!!! :33
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Thinking about buckets `<.<˴ Fu// ones `>.>˴ #nsf\/\/
me when i open the dash and see one of my dear, close, lifetime friends talking about how they got their dick stuck in a ceiling fan or an enema from a gas pump or something. #nsfw https://images2.imgbox.com/a7/f3/TVkswI7W_o.png
i don't mind people posting about whatever but some times i see the things the people i know are posting and start screaming inside.
Imm thE typE of guy to cry whEnr I gEt supEr mad
I woke up surrounded by opened boxes of Labubus and thr33 bottles of White Claw. What happened last night? #substance
Troll hrt rΣally works wondΣrs¡¡
I got 2pErcEnt on my phonE aLL I gotta say Is fuck youuuuu aLLLo