chittr, i hardly know her! is that anything? hi, i am john. i played a game and it sucked so much ass that nobody has one anymore. i am seeing that this site is some kind of portal to the infinite parallel realities of paradox space, which is pretty crazy if you think about it. it's kind of similar to those little bubbles loaded with stream-of-consciousness gibberish that would pop up all over the place when we would go to sleep and hang out with dead people. does anybody remember that? shoot, i guess that some of you are currently experiencing that. sorry if you're dead and tired of hearing about those goofy bubble things. anyway, my friend/mom/nanna/fellow-god-of-earth @gutsyGumshoe basically demanded i make an account here or she would mercilessly beat me with an oversized spoon, so here i am. i will try to keep up with posting so long as i have the energy for it.



