chittr
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2ometiime2 ii wonder iif there2 2omethiing greater two liife than layiing on your back driinkiing mountaiin dew whiile waiitiing for your deliiveriie2 two arriive, and then ii realiize ye2 there ii2 iit2 ju2t all entiirely optiional and ii dont want two do iit

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the waiitiing ii2 what make2 iit exciitiing iit2 liike the tran2portlanegalloper from tho2e old iimperiial cartoon2, and iim the troll wiiley de2erthowlbea2t iif ii caught iit then yeah iit2 ta2ty but the only thiing that made iit worth were all the metaphoriical hiijiink2 and brutal iinjuriie2 ii had two 2u2taiin two do 2o

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my d0pamine recept0rs are t00 fried f0r all that. i need instant gratificati0n 0r i'll die. besides, after a while, the c0nstant cycle 0f chasing 0ne's g0als and c0nstantly failing gets t0 be exhausting. maddening, even. if i were wiley deserth0wlbeast i'd eat that fucking bird already and m0ve 0n with my life.

ii dunno maybe that ju2t 2how2 our diifferiing viiew poiint2 on the way deliivery app2 defiine our re2pectiive exii2tence2 or maybe ii wa2 riight two never iin2tall that 2tupiid earth c tiiktok app and 2aved my attentiion 2pan probably the other one

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it's pr0bably b0th. while it w0uld be unfair t0 blame all 0f my vari0us thinkpan maladies 0n tikt0k, it pr0bably c0ntributed t0 at least half 0f them. i envy y0u f0r n0t falling victim t0 ipadwrigglerificati0n.

more tiime on the palmhu2k le22 tiime on the kongthru2t you know what ii mean

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actually that one wa2 ju2t fuckiing terriible kiill me now iim tiired

II thiink you have iit made.

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thank you thorax

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dont chiittr and #2ub2tance or chiittr and dead tiired. or put your2elf iin a wa2hiing machiine two enjoy the 2piinniing.

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yeah buddy what you ju2t 2aiid