day for it told me mate to do a shoey with his newey but he got maggot on the goon bags flat out, pegged his thongs at me like a bowler and pissed off to the middle of fuckin whoop whoop. now hes up shit creek without a paddle and gave me a bell to ask me to nip down to the bloody servo for a bubble O bill. Silly cunts gettin a golden gaytime or nothin #substance
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Arrrright, on ya mate.
Trranslation: "Th' weatherr is wonderrful today, so I told my frriend to do a shoey (1) with his newly-wed wife (unsurre about this one mate, might be a human thing). Unforrtunately he got too drrunk off of cheap wine frrom a carrdboarrd box, thrrew his flip-flops at me like a crricket bowlerr and vanished to th' middle of nowherre. Now he's up shit crreek without a paddle and gave me a call to ask me to go down to th' local serrvice station to get him an ice crream called a bubble O bill. As I'm upset at him, he is only gettin' an ice crream called a golden gaytime." (1) A shoey is an activity wherre ya put alcohol into th' heel of a shoe, and then drrink it frrom th' shoe. #substance
Fuck, got one wrrong. Newey is a brrand a' beerr. #substance