-=[tthey should innvent a cigarette thaata good for yy9uu x-)_☺]=-
they should invent a cigarette that solves all your problems
have you trwied sucking on something betterw like something sweet i like candy cigarwettes because they make you feel like a cowboy and frwom a distance nobody can tell except forw the lack of smoke maybe but you can handwave that as like envirwonmentally frwiendly cigarwettes that don t prwoduce much pollution and they arwe yummy
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okay to carwe about my health and my voice is being a little wrwigglerw okay have fun being a drwied little husk with crwusty lips and rwaspy voice coughing and hacking on everwything like a strwangled whoopee cushion
THIS·HAS·NOTHING·TO·DO·VITH·YOVR·VOICE·THAT·I·HAVE·NEVER·HEARD·BEFORE·(AND·MIND·YOV·NEVER·INTEND·TO) IT·IS·ABOVT·YOVR·POO·POO·GRVBBY·CANDY·CIGARETTES
why arwe you dissing on my sweet trweats
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like vaping doesn t make you look like an even biggerw dweeb and also they arwe e waste so you just thrwow them out afterw a while nobody carwes about the envirwonment anymorwe plus they do not taste good and you arwe just huffing on airw instead of eating something what is the point
I·BLOV·BVLGE·SHAPED·FOG·RINGS·IN·YOVR·GENERAL·DIRECTION·AND·IT·IS·SO·FVCKING·COOL·AND·FVNNY·THAT·YOV·CREAM·YOVR·VADING·PANTIES·ON·THE·SPOT· #nsfw