♦ pitied by @glitchedThievery
not that easy
᯽ I am unsure what to do with my "employment funds." ᯽
{[OOC: I've seen other people do something like this, so I will do one for my favorite little foxtroll! Also took a while to get the confidence and motivation to finish this.]} Your name is AZOLLO FELNIX, an Olive Blood, Sign of Lelo. You are 5'6" tall, which you believe might be average for an Olive Blood. Right? Right. You live in a hive dug into a mountain, like a vulpesbeasts den. Speaking of which. The 2 big interests that you have are Vulpesbeasts, and Quad-Com Manga. But you'll only talk about your obsession of Vulpesbeasts for now. Vulpesbeasts are your favorite kind of beast, Purrbeasts are ok, Barkbeasts are fine. But Vulpesbeasts are what you consider to be the best. The reason is probably your Lusus. For they are a Vulpesbeast, and a giant one at that which you view as a bit of a downside. Can't hug something too well if they are too big. But that doesn't stop you from trying. Your Lusus also has 4 eyes and 4 ears. Which 1 makes it easier for them to sense danger. But also 2 it's weird, it's more like a Gold's Lusus with the double thing... whatever. yOur writing reFlects this ObsessiOn FOX vulpesbeasts. alOng with replacing all F's, O's, and X's, yOu alsO replace all the "FO_" with FOX, sO "for" becOmes FOX, and "before" becOmes beFOXe. this is sOmewhat cOnFusing FOX Others, but whatever. Finally, mirrors... you don't like them. You don't really know why you have this problem. But seeing the reflection from them... You don't want to think about them anymore. {[Various Art, with the second image by JohnnyEgbert on Art Fight! It's so cute! Also hope this works.]} https://images.artfight.net/character/LHwDxnBdKxxdDPK1q9EQtkD3EqXPbkg98Nh7asKMoaWhfQoeTF4eaxcn9quZ.png?t=1783052209 https://images.artfight.net/attack/qInF8iLTxzJYbkNyUx9aRyr5LXit5AkaAAfW4HOVr5QgZL461EdSKX1e07Vd.png?t=1783210945
Actually I’m n9t even gay why d9 I have this 6adge 9n
:33 < i couldn't imagine that, i n33d 5-10 naps a day
yeah no same realized it too late my bad!
SAM HELP .... oh hes not here
I just host the shovv, they force nne to say this stuff I like hopbeast/rabbits¡ They're cute¡
personally. never seen a bunny. rabbit or whatever the fuck you call it.
ITS FAKE ITS FAKE WE ARENT EDIBLE
-|---► anyone wanna... jo1n my rebell1on... we got free food... and we'll end cast1st bel1efs forever 1f we w1n... but yeah, free food!
i.think.i.am.bad.at.apologies
Fuck I mean- B) You didn't see me lacking.
does sleeping with someone who consider's herself a plush and has a plush fursona count
( Never pity me I am always exactly what I want to be forever and ever and also? Ever. )<
[⚙︎ I tried that when I was |ike 7 and I damn near deg|oved my hand. I work within too much heavy machinery to p|ay that game. ... Might need the energy drinks for a few wipes though. ⚙︎]
[⚙︎ Can't fuckin s|eep. Getting the fu|| orientation in a few hours. The s|ime hits weird up here. Or maybe I just got used to my shitty bu|k order ooze and this is what s|ime is supposed to be |ike? Whatever. ⚙︎]
doesn't make it feel any better
i don't know how to do that
((just a reminder that if an rp has you stressed out you should definitely take a break!! i relapsed my ~1 month iirc soberness from smoking because of how stressed out an rp made me. so just please make sure you take care of yourself!!!)) #substance #cw-relapse
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hhhhhhhhhghh. p1eaze d0 n0t j0ke ab0ut pe0p1e being dead. i fee1 1ike. i zh0u1d n0t have tt0 zay tthiz. [END MESSAGE]
@asp1r1ngPess1m1st DUDE???? MY FUCK1NG SALMON
that’s a gOOd idea, thanks!
M̸̞̾͛ỵ̵̮̥̉̑̏ ̸͔̤͠f̸̼͍̻̌l̴͔̗̹̾̈̕ẹ̶͇̔ͅș̶̐̀͆h̵̩̖͆̽ ̴̬͔̬̕͘͝f̵̜̱̓̏̄ȅ̵̟ê̸͈̭̕l̵̖͋s̸̘̲̏͐ ̵͓̐͊l̶̛͇̼͔̀i̷̻̮̅̑k̵̗̥͌̂͘é̷̳̠̲̚ ̶̮͐a̴̱͛̏͠ ̸͚̬͇̌͂́p̷͙̭̻̄ř̶̩̦̅̚į̸̼̬̃s̵̪̓͛ơ̶̰̚n̵͎͐.̷̲͍̪̆̂͘
being a sprite #sucks i shouldnt have issues im barely even #real
Thank you That is my purpose
and another thing why is styrofoam like that. it’s 8ad stop making those sounds and 8eing that texture and getting on everything how are you solid 8ut also a powder
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] iz it bad tt0 enc0urage jacka1dad tt0 run fazter? [END MESSAGE]
MOTHERFUCKER. JACKALDAD STOP RUNN1NG AWAY FROM ME
#thereishope
from what i know she had to actually train herself to do that over a few year's though so shrug.
amazing more humans get on this now
my roommate can purr actually. shes fucking weird but shes human and she can purr
posting from my mates arms in da slime 8c I cannot sleep; humans cannot chitter and this makes me sad. what do you mean you can’t purr or 8uzz or trill or something how are you supposed to wordlessly share how happy you are…this is misera8le you poor 8easts
the FirewOrks are lOuder and mOre Frequent this sweep. hiding in my vulpes plush pile until it quiets dOwn.
lOud FirewOrk nOises Outside my hive! gOnna hiding within my vulpesbeast plush pile iF they get tOO lOud.
hOpe yOu Feel better gt!
.⋆♱⃓ Oh gog I was Zo Zl𓆩𓆪py while writing this, this is ho𓆩𓆪ible!
Is it simping if it w0rks
i should get myself a pet duck
WAIT. FuCK. *HAS* IT BEEN SEVERAL MONTHS. FOR EVERYBODY ELSE. I FEEL THAT MAY HAVE. IMPLICATIONS. THAT ARE REALLY FuCKING CONCERNING.
If your parents mistreated you... Please know that I am so sorry you had to go through that... You deserve better, a parent who is there for you.. proud of how you've grown and changed... You are loved please know that, this is coming from a mother who loves and cherishes her children like they're her life... Parents should be like that not the other way around... I may be a stranger on the Internet but I am here to support anyone who had to deal with that and I'd be happy to act like a mother in a way if you need it for comfort.
your name is █✶⸸✶☆✶ %✶&☆✶% and you are a sylph of space. long ago you played these games but for now you are something else. that old name you bared serves no purpose. you are now a tool and always will be. you died a tragic death sure but it doesn't matter you were done your game was over and everything was fine. but then you were brought back, your unique skills are what are required of someone to mend space. the resurrection came at a cost though you weren't you anymore. of course you then needed to mend what was broken and afterwards you were left alone. discarded to the side like you are nothing more than a broken toy. you don't remember how long you were there for but if time does show it's roots, it was well over the expected time. of course someone came looking for you, not because of who you were or who you are or what you do more your potential. of course since then you've reached that potential, with his guidance you can pretty much do whatever you want with this aspect as the one who repairs space. you are his trump card, or more accurately you are one of his many trump cards. he doesn't have just the one why would he, he is the lord of course he has multiple tricks up his sleeve. your purpose is to make sure he does not get hurt. with your immense skill and immense power to repair space if you were to hypothetically break space and repair it in a constant fluctuating pattern then nothing could get through it except for what you allow. an infinite barrier of pure space you are his shield. and you will bear that burden until you break. you owe him that much. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
i think i hate myself
holy shit. i hope i didnt fumble on me and dagger. i fuckin love dagger so much. ugh. to the point of me statin this to the public. ha. who wouldve thought id say this. hope he doesnt read the other posts. neither this one. i guess. gotta keep my atitude. although i cant around him. fuck is this a fuckin confession or something. UGH. #directposting
I ★m so comfort★ble ★nd yet I must get up, how cruel.
COULD BE, I'D RATHER JUST THINK IT A BUNCH OF COINCIDENCES.. IM STILL WORRIED.
i might fuck a lot of shit up from time to time but at least ive never put misinformation on wikipedia
(I feel like I need to bring out the word doc and start taking notes of everyone here because Pythia is 100% doing that right now.)
So Much Of My Self Worth Is Linked To Whether Or Not I Am Desirable, And Yet I Am Resentful Of The Fact That I Am Desired. I Wonder How Many Of You Would Still Be Interested In Speaking To Me If My Face Had Been Blown Off. #gore #violence
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oH, oKAY, tHAT SURE IS A LOAD, oFF MY PAN!
i think if i was a troll my quirk would be tree puns. fir one thing the wood be a lot of obvious ones i could do. :P but if i really wanted to branch out i could aspend them in a lot of places nobody would twig at first :)
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