Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles

Yes that Troll Edward Cullen from Troll Twilight.

Blood: JadeAge: 104 years48 sweepsKult Score: 191Kull Score: 2288 followers 1 following

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Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

Still not dead yet I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +62

Kull: +50

Total: 112

Ratio: 1.24

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

You know what I can respect that.

@karmaDagger[KD]

the way no one bringing that up or believing you

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Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

I just made a post, why wouldn't people believe I'm alive? I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

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@karmaDagger[KD]

about the rainbow drinker thing.

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Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

I have no idea what you're talking about I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

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@karmaDagger[KD]

its in literally every single one of your post's. is it just part of your typing quirk

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Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

No, it's not I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

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@karmaDagger[KD]

ok youre 100% a rainbow drinker dude whatever

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Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

I'm really not I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

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@karmaDagger[KD]

ok

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

I'm so close to being able to live again, straight people won't be illegal in 48 hours I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

I forgot i had a kid again, i should probably check up on Ratatouille I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

Oh my gog i think i found a name worse than Rheumatism's I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

I'm trying to be a better parent to Receptacle I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

I should get Refrigerator a bike I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@castleYokle[CY]

who_the_fuck_is_refrigerator__?_?_?_?_?_?_?

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Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

My daughter, look i regret naming her race car driver too I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

Why did i agree to name my kid Regurgitate anyways I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@notaMasochist[NM]

Imagine how they feel

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

I think my child has the worst name ever I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@apportionersCalamity[AC]

o-I-get-the-sneaking-suspicion-you-might-be-a-rainbow-drinkeR---

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Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

Trust me I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

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@apportionersCalamity[AC]

o-I-dont-think-i-wilL---

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

I have never been more scared in my life I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

Am i allowed out of my hidey hole yet? I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

Dang, looks like i have to disappear for the month given i am one of the straightest characters in media, i'll see you all in july. I'll probably still watch some of you while you sleep I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb… I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

Do i dazzle you? I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@gracefulMatriatrix[GM]

Are You Entirely Sure You Are Not

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

I'm only saying this because i can see you're one too, shhhh don't blow my cover and I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

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@gracefulMatriatrix[GM]

You Should Switch Off If Youd Like To Be More Hidden If Youre Able To Do That I Suppose

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

Yeah. I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@tantalizingViking[TV]

ᛗY ADᚱENALINE IS ALWAYS ᚱUSᚺIN!!!! ᛗY PUᛗPEᚱ PUᛗPS ᚺAᚱD >ᛒJJJ

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

Please wash your hands why is that so hard to do? I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

It's like a drug to me. You're like my own personal brand of heroin #substance I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

I like watching you sleep I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@gnarlyConsolist[GC]

troll 3dw4rd cull3n holy sh1t

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

We're the same temperature now I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Troll Edward Cullen

@glowySparkles[GS]

It’s the fluorescents I'm not a rainbow drinker btw.