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gETTING KIND OF TIRED OF THIS ICON, hONESTLY,,, i GUESS THE PROBLEM IS, nOTHING MUCH HAS GOTTEN BETTER OR CHANGED, bESIDES jANE HELPING WITH SOME HEALING,,, i TH1NK TOMORROW, i GO ON THAT WALK, mAYBE,,,
jUST LIKE, iT WAS YESTERN1GHT,,,
Ohmygosh, I remember that! Haha... good times, bestie! https://i.imgur.com/LbgjwIn.png
yEAH, tHIS IS,,, wELL, @GODcAT TOOK A GOOD PIC, oF US,
https://forms.gle/x4TxK9MCvd3betJ57 QUESTION: whats mewre fafurrite cake flavor ANSWER: Could you ask a mother to determine a favorite amongst her own children? ... Actually, that isn't even a fair comparison. It would probably be easier to establish a pecking order among your own offspring than to narrow down a sponge. Also. Are we talking sponge-filling-frosting COMBINATION? The mathematical possibilities are endless. I cannot supply you an answer on this one. The cake I've consumed and enjoyed MOST recently was our test recipe for Coconut-Banana Cream Cake. Summer catalog releasing June 20. Look forward to it.
I miss you. Also how are you texting. You're a cat.
<<"aww! kitty!!!">>
3B-D!!!!!!!!!!!!11
3B-D good kitty !! )(ave some crocker brand cat treats fore u
S)(—ELL Y—EAAAA!! o frig i mean. (s)(ell yeaaaaaa)
missed u bb lemme get a pat at dat fluffy lil )(ead and yo fucked up weirdass snout
)(ollyy S)(IP its my fuckin meowbeast!!!!!
Gave God Cat all of the cat treats now I have to get more. Sigh. No more being sad I guess.
What a sweetie.
Oh my God. Just take all of them. > a handful of treats.
You're such a cutie. I have treats if you want any.
Yes. Meow.
kitty!
you two look cute! :D
it's a cute photo!
:D.
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hANGING OUT WITH @GODcAT, mY BUDDY HERE, wHO 1S ACTUALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE P1CTURE, iF YOU CAN BEL1EVE IT, aCTUALLY, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/F1LES/98FEA6FF9979.PNG
parry
wISH YOU COULD'VE SEEN ME L1KE THIS, pOPS,,,,,,,, HTTPS://MSPABOORU.COM//IMAGES/15/A5ECBD384749D30F2A66C6A73EE6D6ED.PNG ((neungson @ Tumblr))
meow to you too.
sO USUALLY i CAN'T STOP THE #PUSSY FROM COMING, tO ME BUT NOW, tHAT i AM SEEKING THE #PUSSYCAT, iT EVADES ME,,, i'M JUST NOT SURE WHAT i CAN DO, tO MAKE THE #GODPUSSY COME TO ME,,, i'VE BEEN IN THAT #PUSSY BEFORE, sO WHY DOESN'T IT WANT TO SAY HI AGAIN,,? #NSFW
:33 < absolmewt kitty
mY BUDDY!
NOOOOO LITTLE KITTY WATCH OUT D:
I enjoy this way too much, I may had shot milk from my nose
oH gCAT,,, yOU UNDERSTAND ME,,, bETTER THAN ANYONE,,,
AINT NO WAY THAT SHITHEAD MADE ME MEOW. UGHHH. >:B
:33< meow meow purr meow meow meow!!!
fuckin meow for you too. >:B
MRRP. (:B
KITY :3
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mrrow!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ K!tty!!!꠹
yIPPEE!
yIPPEE! bY THE WAY, bUDDY i CURED MY CAT ALLERGY, iT IS A LONG STORY INVOLVING, a WISH, aCTUALLY THAT IS PRETTY MUCH IT BUT, wOW, i WAS GOING TO GO ON THIS, lONG JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY AND, sELF-ACTUALIZATION, oN THE SEARCH TO FIND YOU SPECIFICALLY AS, a PARTNER AND FRIEND THAT CAN BE, cOOL AND TOUGH AND POWERFUL WITH ME, tO PUT ME ON THE SAME LEVEL AS, sUCH DIABOLICAL FOES AS THE fELT WHO ARE, hURTING PEOPLE i LIKE THOUGH ALSO i THINK IT'S MOSTLY, pETERED OUT ALSO, bUT SO, tHIS IS CONVENIENT, wOWIE!
eVERYTHING IS COMING UP tAVROS, bABY! kITTY KITTY KITTY!
yES,,! yES,,! yES,,,,,,,!
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tHERE YOU ARE!!!!!!!!
Good cat. Godcat.
alright well if you say so...
B33 < *tc carefully lowers their hand and pets!! that!! cat!!!!* B33 < why is efurrything claways so wonderful
B33 < *tc reaches out a tentative hand towards the god cat* B33 < youre so cute and pettable but it would be really embarrawrssing if i tried to pet you and you werent cool with it! B33 < might live with that shame fur the rest of my life... B33 < pounce de leon taught me better than that!!
B33 < *tc sits down on the ground to get all cozy and shit* B33 < meow! B33 < hm... B33 < purrpurr.
B33 < *tc withdraws their hand like god* B33 < wait shoot! gods not real we kinda took his place B33 < *tc withdraws their hand like president obama himself came down from the heavens and bestowed divine gift upon it* B'33 < *sniffle* i f33l so blessed... B33 < god i fureaking love cats
B33 < *tc k33ps watch as the god cat straight up chows right the fureak down on those heavenly treats, just in case any purredators or scavengfurs get any funny ideas* B33 < (you are seriously the cutest cat ive ever s33n i dont know why anynyan calls you a hellbeast) B33 < (look at you) B33 < (you could do no wrong efur) B33 < *tc offurs a hand for the god cat to sniff as a sign of trust!*
B:OO < B33 < *tc quickly offers the cute and pawssibly highly radioactive kitty some sw33t, delectable, fucking scrumptious temptations from out of their sylladex!* B33 < *this is exactly why tc k33ps it on them at all times* B33 < oops wait im not suppawsed to narrate my thoughts haha B33 < this is exactly why i k33p that on me at all times
B33 < pspspspsps B33 < here kitty kitty kittyyy
It's a dog yell at cat yell at dog yell at cat yell at dog world out here.
that feels like a yes to me!! hell yeah. *petpetpetpetpetpet!*
hehe. *contentedly keeps petting him* i'm gonna buy you so many snacks after this. would you like that?
oop- well, i had homework to do, but this is a much better use of my time! *petpetpetpetpet*
*nuzzles back, covering his cute little head with kisses* this is the best day of my life.
*catches!* yessssssssssssssssssssssssss, good kitty best cat.
Realest shit I've ever heard, kitten.
Cthulhu is on a journey of self discovery. #SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/K8jTxZ6r/IMG-6489.jpg
I of course am never worried for Chittr, as I know exactly when it will return.
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The "Rice Purity Test?" ... Could you not simply wash your grains of their imperfections prior to cooking? Some of you CLEARLY don't own the Betty Crocker Rinse & Ready Rice Separator. Three easy payments of $19.99. Shipping and handling included to most Kingdoms.
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yea w)(ateva dat means fo s)(ore
[John pets GCat slowly, like a Bond villain.]