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@GODcAT i'M COM1NG, i'M COMING,,,
⚞ SOMEONE LET THAT PUSSY OUT!!!!!!!!!! #dashwatching #suggestive ⚟
that’s between you and @godCat, good luck
yeah yeah hang on
@CATIONICaGONIST hAYAAH, cAN YOU PLEASE, lET HIM OUT,,,
i'M IN CUPE BUDDY, i AM COVERED, iN GOOP, cOME ON,,!
gCAT HAS BEEN, hANG1NG OUT WHICH IS, fUN BUT,,, wOW, hE SURE DOES LIKE, yOWLING, dURING SLEEPYTIMES, hUH @GODcAT ?
:33< *the mighty huntress purrs and takes out some cat treats she always carries on her and offurs them to the gcat!*
:33< mew! :33< *the mighty huntress nuzzles him and gives him lots of kisses and pets!*
:33< meow! :33< *the mighty huntress sits down and starts petting gcat purring along with him*
awwww someones in a cuddly mood! *pet pet pet*
:33< OMG!!! :33< meow purr purr purr purr meow meow meow purr purr purr meow!
He's not ready for this one.
:33 < MEOW! PURR PURR TO MEOW TOO! ;33
:33< ooooh!!! :33< meow meow meow purr purr purr purr meow!!! :33< #meow!
hiiiiii kitty!!!
:33< purrr purrrrr!!!!
"= i am thankfully very familiar with the ways of the first guardian. i think. i remember, oh, i was very young. one of them assisted in my, ahem, early transportation off planet, i think, it was agreeing with my caretaker's plan at the time. ="
i THINK THAT, iF WE ALL BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH, wE CAN HAVE NOT JUST, tHE GREEN YURI BUT, yURI EVERY COLOR OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM,
"= i had to click into the post from the feed to see this. more. fuckery. i understand. ="
cRYING A LITTLE BUT, iN A GOOD WAY, nEED TO CH1LL BEFORE THE MISSION, tHOUGH,
aBOUT AN HOUR, mORE LIKE TWO, rEALLY, i DROPPED THE MINUTES WHEN i SET MY TIMER, bUT,,, iT'S GO TIME, wISH ME LUCK, hOPEFULLY, tHIS WILL JUST NOT BE A THING, bUT,,, i KNOW BETTER,
tIRED,
#gore #verylight #fire [There are no cameras. No one will ever see. You, the reader, do not see this, not really. You, the Tavros, you see this. The wind blows gently around you as you look up at the journal factory. It lives in what was once a vast meadow and is surrounded by trees to block the view for the commercial sectors that have to exist too close to it. The false forest is still a touch scorched from the recent explosion a few months back. You lost some good friends in that explosion. And now? It will imminently burn down. Seventy eight trolls will die. That is what you were told. You called in the danger, but it wasn't taken seriously. All that there's left to do is to wait. You can't do anything until the fire's started. Or rather, you don't want to risk being the one at fault in the first place. The wind carries his voice. She wishes you true luck. The wind carries the birds above, circling the factory. They are your eyes. @godCat rests upon your shoulder. A friend. The squirrels, the mice, the deer, the animals that have managed to eke out a living in this place, they prepare. Your head is pounding. You're stretched thin. Even like this, not all are With you. The ones that aren't, you've convinced to stick around regardless. Silence. Maybe it was all just a bad joke. The wind kicks up around you. Silence. Just a jerk online saying things to get a reaction. Sillence. A songbird cries out. The wind pushes you forwards. The spark has been lit. It has been spotted through a window on the far side. You don't even think to smother it. The journal factory will burn down. Seventy eight trolls will die. Fate can only be denied so far. You run, faster than you ever remember running. You're not sure your feet are even hitting the asphalt. A small legion of woodland critters charges forth, descending upon the factory. You hit the front doors faster than should be possible. They're locked. Of course they are. You step back then raise your arm, palm facing the doors. Gcat disappearifies them and you rush in. Outside, you coordinate deer smashing windows, birds gathering nesting materials about the building, mice and squirrels finding any way in they can... Your head is pounding. The first thing you do is pull the nearest fire alarm you see. It hadn't even been going off yet. You hope that just that will be enough to get a good chunk of people out quicker. The animals pouring into the building make quick work in escorting (read: harassing and corraling) employees out of the building. For now, the stairs and hallways and doors are enough, but they're quickly growing crowded in the confusion. You practically fly up the stairs. Your eyes outside report smoke. A concerning amount. Running. Running. Running. Gcat teleports you past people headed down the stairs. A few floors up, you can finally smell the smoke. The staircase is growing crowded. The mice open windows and the birds manage to draw attention to the soft landing pads they've created outside. People are jumping, and screaming, and landing fine. The wind takes you further and further up, you can see the blaze before you- the wind stops. You stop. You nearly ran headfirst into a beam. You direct Gcat to remove it, and it's gone. Your animal friends haven't gotten this far up. You wouldn't ask them to brave the flames. You can hear shouts. People are stuck, trapped, afraid. You swallow hard. The wind behind you picks back up. You pull out an oogonibomb and crush it in your hand. The goop trails down your forearm and drips onto the ground below. A capybara-esque creature, but with far too many legs, scuttles out. It looks around the blazing room, looks back and you, and nods. You move on as it starts spraying water from its tear ducts, dousing the flames where it can. The shouts are getting louder. There are people up here. Trapped. They need you. It's hot in here, but the wind at your back wicks off your sweat and keeps you cool. This building is a maze, yet you travel it like you know the way perfectly. Pure instinct guides you. When burning rubble falls to block your path, Gcat warps it away and you continue. You are still managing so, so many beasts. Your head is pounding. You come to a split in the hallway. Left or right. You look left. You look right. Nothing obvious. You hear a call for help from the right. You look left. You chew on your lip. They call again. You hesitate. You hear rubble falling. You go right. You soon come to a room fully ablaze. Smoke curls around, clogging the air, yet when you inhale your lungs stay clean. The smoke parts around you as you enter. Someone is calling for help. You call back. You let them know they are heard. They're buried. She's buried. Something in your stomach twists. As you step towards the center of the room the wind follows. The windows slam open, the smoke is blown out, but you don't notice. You wave your hand and Gcat disappears the rubble crushing the stranger. You grab her. She can't stand. You're out the window. You float down gently, landing on a giant nest. The building is totally lit up. Firetrucks and professionals have arrived and are beginning to douse the flames. The journal factory will be lost. People will have to continue using Chittr. You recall all the beasts you can to safety. They've done so, so much. Your head is pounding. The wind guides you guide the stranger towards the medical responders and help her onto a stretcher. You don't catch her name. The factory is beginning to collapse into itself. The air about you is silent. You are winded. When did that slight sprinkle begin? A warm season rain, sticky and hot and humid. You are gone before the flames are. You've done what you could. The adrenaline is dying down and you can feel your cuts and scrapes and bruises and burns. The news reports on this. The journal factory has burnt down. Fourteen trolls died. The prompt response of the firefighters and the fortuitous rainfall are credited for the relatively low loss of life, though many workers make reports about inconceivable wildlife behavior. Investigations are undergoing into what started the fire and the fire code violations found. Arson is not out of the question. You haven't seen any of this yet. You go to your friend's wriggling day party.]
I'm Playing An Ongoing Game Where I Tell My Boyfriend There's Something In His Hair So He Bends Down And I Can Kiss His Horns. #positive #fond #hefallsforiteverytime
lESS THAN 8 HOURS, tO GO, wE'VE GOT THIS @GODcAT ,
There is now a total of one cat I tolerate on her and one I like. The rest can rot. Nepeta variants are included the the majority that can rot.
Good cat.
✶ You pet them lightly without a care leaning down slightly. Thank you for the cooperation.
!! Meow.
What happens on Earth, stays on Earth.
I will assume that is yes.
I assume busy, still cannot help but wonder.
BARKBARKBSRKBARK
I wonder what you have been up too.
yaaaay!!!
BARKBARK
Hello again.
yay a kitty!
awh :c
goodbye kitty.. i already miss youu..
good kitty..
Fantast|c.
hi, kitty..
Meow! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #purrrrstguardian
gETTING KIND OF TIRED OF THIS ICON, hONESTLY,,, i GUESS THE PROBLEM IS, nOTHING MUCH HAS GOTTEN BETTER OR CHANGED, bESIDES jANE HELPING WITH SOME HEALING,,, i TH1NK TOMORROW, i GO ON THAT WALK, mAYBE,,,
jUST LIKE, iT WAS YESTERN1GHT,,,
Ohmygosh, I remember that! Haha... good times, bestie! https://i.imgur.com/LbgjwIn.png
yEAH, tHIS IS,,, wELL, @GODcAT TOOK A GOOD PIC, oF US,
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https://forms.gle/x4TxK9MCvd3betJ57 QUESTION: whats mewre fafurrite cake flavor ANSWER: Could you ask a mother to determine a favorite amongst her own children? ... Actually, that isn't even a fair comparison. It would probably be easier to establish a pecking order among your own offspring than to narrow down a sponge. Also. Are we talking sponge-filling-frosting COMBINATION? The mathematical possibilities are endless. I cannot supply you an answer on this one. The cake I've consumed and enjoyed MOST recently was our test recipe for Coconut-Banana Cream Cake. Summer catalog releasing June 20. Look forward to it.
I miss you. Also how are you texting. You're a cat.
<<"aww! kitty!!!">>
3B-D!!!!!!!!!!!!11
3B-D good kitty !! )(ave some crocker brand cat treats fore u
S)(—ELL Y—EAAAA!! o frig i mean. (s)(ell yeaaaaaa)
missed u bb lemme get a pat at dat fluffy lil )(ead and yo fucked up weirdass snout
)(ollyy S)(IP its my fuckin meowbeast!!!!!
Gave God Cat all of the cat treats now I have to get more. Sigh. No more being sad I guess.
Oh my God. Just take all of them. > a handful of treats.
You're such a cutie. I have treats if you want any.
kitty!
you two look cute! :D
it's a cute photo!
:D.
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hANGING OUT WITH @GODcAT, mY BUDDY HERE, wHO 1S ACTUALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE P1CTURE, iF YOU CAN BEL1EVE IT, aCTUALLY, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/F1LES/98FEA6FF9979.PNG
parry
wISH YOU COULD'VE SEEN ME L1KE THIS, pOPS,,,,,,,, HTTPS://MSPABOORU.COM//IMAGES/15/A5ECBD384749D30F2A66C6A73EE6D6ED.PNG ((neungson @ Tumblr))
meow to you too.
sO USUALLY i CAN'T STOP THE #PUSSY FROM COMING, tO ME BUT NOW, tHAT i AM SEEKING THE #PUSSYCAT, iT EVADES ME,,, i'M JUST NOT SURE WHAT i CAN DO, tO MAKE THE #GODPUSSY COME TO ME,,, i'VE BEEN IN THAT #PUSSY BEFORE, sO WHY DOESN'T IT WANT TO SAY HI AGAIN,,? #NSFW
:33 < absolmewt kitty
mY BUDDY!
NOOOOO LITTLE KITTY WATCH OUT D:
I enjoy this way too much, I may had shot milk from my nose
oH gCAT,,, yOU UNDERSTAND ME,,, bETTER THAN ANYONE,,,
AINT NO WAY THAT SHITHEAD MADE ME MEOW. UGHHH. >:B
:33< meow meow purr meow meow meow!!!
fuckin meow for you too. >:B
MRRP. (:B
KITY :3
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mrrow!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ K!tty!!!꠹
yIPPEE!
yIPPEE! bY THE WAY, bUDDY i CURED MY CAT ALLERGY, iT IS A LONG STORY INVOLVING, a WISH, aCTUALLY THAT IS PRETTY MUCH IT BUT, wOW, i WAS GOING TO GO ON THIS, lONG JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY AND, sELF-ACTUALIZATION, oN THE SEARCH TO FIND YOU SPECIFICALLY AS, a PARTNER AND FRIEND THAT CAN BE, cOOL AND TOUGH AND POWERFUL WITH ME, tO PUT ME ON THE SAME LEVEL AS, sUCH DIABOLICAL FOES AS THE fELT WHO ARE, hURTING PEOPLE i LIKE THOUGH ALSO i THINK IT'S MOSTLY, pETERED OUT ALSO, bUT SO, tHIS IS CONVENIENT, wOWIE!
eVERYTHING IS COMING UP tAVROS, bABY! kITTY KITTY KITTY!
yES,,! yES,,! yES,,,,,,,!
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tHERE YOU ARE!!!!!!!!
Good cat. Godcat.
B33 < *tc carefully lowers their hand and pets!! that!! cat!!!!* B33 < why is efurrything claways so wonderful
B33 < *tc reaches out a tentative hand towards the god cat* B33 < youre so cute and pettable but it would be really embarrawrssing if i tried to pet you and you werent cool with it! B33 < might live with that shame fur the rest of my life... B33 < pounce de leon taught me better than that!!
B33 < *tc sits down on the ground to get all cozy and shit* B33 < meow! B33 < hm... B33 < purrpurr.
B33 < *tc withdraws their hand like god* B33 < wait shoot! gods not real we kinda took his place B33 < *tc withdraws their hand like president obama himself came down from the heavens and bestowed divine gift upon it* B'33 < *sniffle* i f33l so blessed... B33 < god i fureaking love cats
B33 < *tc k33ps watch as the god cat straight up chows right the fureak down on those heavenly treats, just in case any purredators or scavengfurs get any funny ideas* B33 < (you are seriously the cutest cat ive ever s33n i dont know why anynyan calls you a hellbeast) B33 < (look at you) B33 < (you could do no wrong efur) B33 < *tc offurs a hand for the god cat to sniff as a sign of trust!*
B:OO < B33 < *tc quickly offers the cute and pawssibly highly radioactive kitty some sw33t, delectable, fucking scrumptious temptations from out of their sylladex!* B33 < *this is exactly why tc k33ps it on them at all times* B33 < oops wait im not suppawsed to narrate my thoughts haha B33 < this is exactly why i k33p that on me at all times
B33 < pspspspsps B33 < here kitty kitty kittyyy
It's a dog yell at cat yell at dog yell at cat yell at dog world out here.
that feels like a yes to me!! hell yeah. *petpetpetpetpetpet!*
hehe. *contentedly keeps petting him* i'm gonna buy you so many snacks after this. would you like that?
oop- well, i had homework to do, but this is a much better use of my time! *petpetpetpetpet*
*nuzzles back, covering his cute little head with kisses* this is the best day of my life.
*catches!* yessssssssssssssssssssssssss, good kitty best cat.
Realest shit I've ever heard, kitten.
Cthulhu is on a journey of self discovery. #SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/K8jTxZ6r/IMG-6489.jpg
I of course am never worried for Chittr, as I know exactly when it will return.
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The "Rice Purity Test?" ... Could you not simply wash your grains of their imperfections prior to cooking? Some of you CLEARLY don't own the Betty Crocker Rinse & Ready Rice Separator. Three easy payments of $19.99. Shipping and handling included to most Kingdoms.
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yea w)(ateva dat means fo s)(ore
[John pets GCat slowly, like a Bond villain.]