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i missed tummy tuesday again sorry hopefully this makes up for it https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/489/f242fe7289874b51e7b1743531fd3cad.png #nsfw
Being called daddy in bed is one thing But being called dad It always throws me and I always love it God I love being a dyke #nsfw #nsfwe #JustInCase
okay i'll quit stalkin' on my palmhusk in my Cupe, promise. 6ot a sli6ht seCond wind from all that positivity earlier. if i Could hu6 most of ya ri6ht now i would.
Siblings bonding in the yard of the Grey House (2026, colorized) @turntechGodhead#6490 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fc4dc00c407.png
feast ur eyes or w/e #voidstrap #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/665fc994c347.png
)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(. )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A. yannow w)(at. one more scrap for you sad dogs. )(ttps://mspabooru.com//images/15/d42b67f49b6c5fe969dc999122d154cb.png?153518 #suggestive
prett7 good, not gonna lie!
[|87 :: My bong ;s call;n to me l;ke the green gobl;n mask fr #substance
last delivery of the day is now underway! don't think it's anyone i know thou6h... ah well. i'm just darn 6lad to be on the job a6ain anyway! u◡u
well here 6oes, intro post! howdy stran6ers, friends, and anyone else lookin' at this! my name is Curree erzhix! i'm 11 sweeps old, i'm a rustblood fella (he/him) and i'm a mailman operatin' outta south-side out6lut! while i'm teChniCally workin' for an imperial serviCe, it's also my hobby - if i have the time, i'll run deliveries even when i'm well outside've my workin' hours! i take my Commitment to proteCtin' the paCka6es and letters in my Care to the absolute max. alternia's a dan6erous plaCe after all, 6otta be ready for anythin' out here. bandits, beasts, botaniCal ni6htmares, that's why i'm never takin' a delivery without my trusty ol' six-shooter, yeehaw! but the most fun part of it for me is that i 6et to travel all over! while i mostly like to travel by foot, i ride hoofbeast-baCk on my lusus on them lon6er journeys. i love bein' outdoors, seein' the stars, feelin' the wind... havin' my job as a Courier just means i 6et to enjoy all that and have a purpose for doin' it! mi6ht've notiCed i 6ot somethin' of an old-timey vibe 6oin' on, and i'll admit it plain as a Clear ni6ht: i'm real inspired by tales of them ol' moobeast wran6lin' types of folk! y'Can probably see what i mean, provided the piCture below works! if y'wanna 6et somethin' delivered off-hours, if y'wanna meet up, or heCk even if ya just wanna jaw at me for a while, my direCt messa6es are always open to anyone! just know that i don't deliver after sun-up unless it's somethin' real important. think that's about all i need t'Cover with this here post! thanks for readin' all this and enjoy this piCture o' me! it really Cau6ht my best side, don'tCha think? https://file.6arden/aejCy5pyajbfonwa/Curreeerzhix.pn6
j3rk off to th1s, los3r. >8P [4rt by m3 | #nsfw | th1s on3z to th4t on3 #j41l3dcro just so h3 knows wh4t h3 c4nt h4v3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/7dcc100bd647.png
This chick is a mess. Cute though, can't handle a couple of women without tops on #nsfw ish
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Tonight's view. I wish I knew how to take betteRx photos. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f9fce3a6396.png ᝰ
Golly... I ought to log off before the commander sees what posts I've been browsin' in my spare time. But y'all have fun, alright? Modern technology sure is the bee's knees. Well, when used for more, er, benevolent means, that is.
Robots continue to astound me.
Oh boy I hope this new Troll Cookie Run episode doesn't awaken anything in me~ #nsfw (Not really but easy way to put a spoiler! Also yes spoiler warning!!!) https://files.catbox.moe/n45zpi.png ...maybe too late for that thought now~
TheRxe's some kind of fast-acting Rxash going aRxound the clinic. I've quaRxantined those I needed to, they should be fine afteRx Rxecup. Sitting on the Rxoof, admiRxing the sky. EveRxy pictuRxe I take tuRxns out shitty. ᝰ
Can you believe it? A robot can fill pails now. Wow. …can robots get bred? I’m actually quite curious now. #NSFW
After hours of careful work, I believe I’ve finally perfected my design. It is now fully customizable for my pleasure. Tightness, size, girth, etcetera. How delightful. I love being a robot. #NSFW
Gosh. There's missiles droppin' out on the battlefront, and I mosey on over to Chittr to see there's missiles droppin' in the parties too! Well, as long as y'all're havin' fun, I suppose. But y'all be careful out there, y'hear?
if youre the type of person that steals a metal ketchup cup from a restaurant youre fucking evil
dude if i spend too long in proximity to anyone i care about even remotely i tend to start talking like them.
back when i was a kid my bro sometimes called me a sponge cuz i just absorbed fucking anything i heard or saw. i do it with language, so i've picked up some alternian, but i think dirk is the one who noticed i do it with nicknames and shit too it's just kinda... wild, how the people you know can change little things about you without you noticing.
:33< i wish fur snuggles and kisses and hugs
You know, it was a good day today.
Now it's time to get laid. #nsfw
vwell thats a nevw one
;)
Yes, in fact, there is. S9me9ne wh9 is p9lyr9mantic 6ut 9nly attracted t9 m9n9r9mantic individuals are kn9wn as 9mnidirecti9nally n9nrecipr9cal, laterally n9nm9n9gamist, 9r p9lym9n9r9mantic. This s9rt 9f r9mantic 9rientati9n is actually much m9re c9mm9n than y9u might think, as there are a l9t 9f m9n9r9mantic individuals wh9 d9 n9t mind, 9r s9metimes even prefer, if their partner has additi9nal partners within the same quadrant (9r within the same type 9f r9mantic expressi9n f9r th9se 9f us wh9 d9 n9t su6scri6e t9 the stiflingly limited f9ur-quadrant m9del), and c9nversely a l9t 9f p9lyr9mantic individuals wh9 d9 n9t mind 9r actively prefer if their partner did n9t have additi9nal partners. 9f c9urse, as with any type 9f r9mantic, sexual, 9r plat9nic relati9nship, the imp9rtant part is that every inv9lved party has full c9nsent and clearly understands the 69undaries and parameters 9f the 9penness 9f the relati9nship, 9therwise y9u (general y9u) run the risk 9f misc9mmunicati9n and, w9rse, y9ur (again, general y9ur) partner may inadvertently diminish and invalidate y9ur identity 6y assuming y9u are cheating 9n them.
I used to do this thing where I would put scrambled eggs on top of a piece of buttered and jammed toast. So it's not /that/ far fetched.
Classic #strider antics. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5bcef2ecc57f.png
the throb i just throbbed
Hi. (With intentions to go to bed) https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/c2bfda47d28a6a4e7b1058c0425233ee0de08b7e.png #nsfw
Well so+ lo+ng as yo+u fo+und it amusing, then that's all that matters, I suppo+se.
bOrEd as hell gOnnA go hit things with a hIghbloOd's buggy UntIl sOmethIn cOOl hAppEns.
:33< if i efur stop thinking about #girlbulge thats nyat meow thats an impawster :33< #nsfw
pizza bagels are mankind's greatest invention. send chitt.
Fun Fact: My eye is pink.
FOLLOW1NG THROUGH @GL33FULLYCURV4C3OUS @TR3NDYGNOST4LG1C 4PPL1C4T1ON FOR B1G T1DDY COMM1TT33 4LSO TH4NKS J1NX @3CTOB1OLOG1ST#6844 #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/7B3B36D80430.PNG
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you ever think something is cherry flavored because it's red but when you eat it it's fucking cinnamon
.... Perhaps Aranea is rubbing o+ff o+n me in mo+re than o+ne way... I actually rather enjo+yed a bit o+f wo+rdy rappo+rt, and the fact that I had a so+urce to+ cite actually made me let o+ut a bo+rderline evil chuckle with the sense o+f vindicatio+n I was suddenly flo+o+ded with...
~ ∧,,,∧ （ ・ω・） I like milkshake! ( つ旦O~ と＿)_) ∧,,,∧ （ ・◎・） slrrrp ( ﾞノ ヾ と＿)_) ∧,,,∧ （ ・ω・） Hmm, tastes like pri~On disease... ( つ旦O~ と＿)_) ∧,,,∧ （ ・ω・） ( つ O~. __ と＿)_) （__(）､;.O~：。 ﾟ*･:.｡ _ _ ξ (´ ｀ヽ、 __ ⊂,_と（ ）⊃ （__(）､;.~O：。 Ｖ Ｖ ﾟ*･:.｡~
i have this toy sickle for halloween and when i swung it it flew to the other side of the room coming out of the handke
IVE DECIDED THIS IS ABOUT ME SPECIFICALLY
:33< MEOW!!! :33< thats the dream!!! :33< how do i give one billion mewdos?
concept: the way she can lift you up without breaking a sweat the feeling of her hand sliding over the small of your back to lead you through a door peeking at her happy trail when she lifts her arms to stretch how she gives you her coat when its cold her pictures from the gym all sweaty and tired with a smug smile on her face her dirty hands the way she holds the scuttlebuggy door open for you the way she spreads her legs when she sits the look of her chapped lips wrapping around a cigarette filter her loud laughter how she runs through the rain as its acidity burns through her clothes to bring the scuttlebuggy around so you dont ruin your dress her learning how to cook with you because she likes when you wear that frilly apron how she doesnt ask questions and knows how to take control watching her roll her sleeves up over her forearms before getting to work her cologne "thats my pretty girl" she says as she gets down on her scuffed knees (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, wlw, #rankworks, yuriposting, butchbait, archive rating: M)
They say my hunger's a problem. They tell me to curb my appetite. #lyrics
Oh, would you look at that—my kult score. I believe you know precisely what that entails.
I take great joy in being a lesbian. A robot lesbian.
1 FUCK1NG LOV3 R3PT1L3S.
Ah found a neat rock ♆hi∫e ♆a∫kin' around the fie∫d. https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi∫es/c3eae3981f84.png
#nsfc i'm Thinking About Getting My Nipples Pierced. I Think It Would Be " Cute " To See Them Through My Shirts. #nsfw
my opinions on a lotta things Can be summed with "yeah", "haha", and "i am just the delivery 6uy."
We stand a woman for woman of the people
Thank you for the public service announcement
Using they pronouns is always gonna be a lil funny for me. Yes I'm technically a legion of a few hundred souls in one body I am literally a ton of people, but also i have the lived experiences of all of them and they have experienced a wide spectrum of genders and identities, some even non-human specific identities of course I'd find comfort in trying to honor their lifestyles as well to bring them comfort
>> how are we fee1¡ng about the boyડ who have nook *and* bu1ge aડk¡ng for a fr¡end #nડfw
Ehm... I'm going to be doing more... of my botanical journal entries.... (' . ' ❀) Does anyone... have plant kinds they'd like to see...? (' . ' ❀) Like... fruits...flowers or trees.. and moss.. (' . ' ❀)
I 6ecame a girl 6ecause I 6r9ke my 9riginal gender, and it wasn't c9vered 6y warranty, and it wasn't in st9ck when I went t9 6uy a new 9ne. H9wever, this new gender is 9f very high quality. I d9 like the "She/Her" pr9n9uns, and I feel happy with myself.
~⟢||sometimes I catch other seadwellers scratching the fuck out of their crusty gills and all I can say is saVVe it for your hiVVe you're embarrassing the caste doing that in public.||⟣~
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! (permission to publish to the jury? ok great) i got the set of interjection pins from Troll Ace Attorney as a late wriggling day gift :) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797973229897252918/1498790473903509635/IMG_20260428_135733071_HDR.jpg?ex=69f270e7&is=69f11f67&hm=35955d116d6e84de3965ea88037b359c10a75ea23fcbbc274673f782b3af3bf1& https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797973229897252918/1498790474348101633/IMG_20260428_135746975_HDR.jpg?ex=69f270e7&is=69f11f67&hm=eac4dd76155f7aebfae45abff35fe656729377ee44fddcf992cf88f5e4c54209& https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797973229897252918/1498790474943565915/IMG_20260428_135752558.jpg?ex=69f270e7&is=69f11f67&hm=d0738bc65c8e0d70d330bf247d2c8616d097b7fd82f72a0ff035500fabbb28f8&
Eh? Yes of course #casey and what not!
:33< i give away meowdical grade T and E fur fur33 btw beclaws i dont believe in charging fur life saving medicine
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Ahem. Yeah I guess I'm a fan of boynook. Sure. I'll admit it. #nsfw
wait not like that
someone wants to get #owned
Buoynook t)(is Gillbulge t)(at. W)(at about fronds? #nsfw
:33< they just base their whole ass faith around just a book??? :33< thats it? :33< okay ive got it :33< and lo the centipede said unto his followpurrs the ladybug the spidpurr the earthworm the cricket and the gloworm :33< "yo we in a big ass peach yo!"
i'm uh... i 6ot no input on any of this really. i'm just 6lad y'all are happy. ^◡^
It Is Unfortunate To Be In A World Of #Boynook As A Lesbian Who Likes #Girlbulge And #Girlnook But Then Again It Makes Me Into A Kind Of Stereotype Of One So Whatever Boys Can Have #Nook Too #Nsfw
OH RIGHT I DONT REALLY HAVE INPUT ON THE WHOLE GIRLBULGE AND BOYNOOK THING, KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT, ITS A PUBLIC SOCIAL PLATFORM. IM GOING TO BEAT THIS FUCKING ENGINE UNTIL IT STARTS WORKING WITH THIS CLUB. #NSFW
i'm a lesbian, so...not a big fan of boy anything.
:33< #girlbulge #boynook #nonbinarybutt :33< MEOWTHPURRFURKER!!!! :33< #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ You can Sst!ll appurrec!ate f!ne art w!thout be!ng an art!sSt꠹
If o+nly I had read the scho+o+lfeeding assigned classic no+vel turned film "In Which A Six Sweep O+ld O+liveblo+o+d Is Left Stranded In The Befo+ran No+rthern Wilderness, Armed O+nly With A Bladed To+o+l Given To+ Him By His Lusus Befo+re It Passed O+n, Fo+rmerly A Highly Dependent Yo+ung Tro+ll With Little Survival Experience, He Beco+mes A Capable Survivalist And Learns Ho+w To+ Adapt To+ The Wilderness (Such As Co+nstructing A Fire And An Intricate System Which Allo+ws Him To+ Sustain Himself) Near A Lake Shaped Like An L, O+verco+ming Lo+cal Lusii And His O+wn Perso+nal Issues To+ Beco+me Mo+re Than He O+nce Was. Several Lusii Chase Scenes, Many Lusii Harmed, Ultimately Culminating In His Rescue When The Flying Apparatus Fro+m Which He Crashed Is Unveiled And Reveals A Co+mmunicatio+n Device Allo+wing Him To+ Co+ntact Rescue Services And Return To+ So+ciety To+ Tell The Tale."
He/him Nook Mentioned. We Can't Forget About She/her Bulge. #nsfw #positive
TH4T W4S FUN! >:]
D --> You are correct
That's just the natural order of things. I mean I guess by technicality I already have died and I'm functionally immortal, but like. I don't know I think being able to finally die has some merit.
N⚙, it is why it must be discarded. The machine is imm⚙rtal, and with its blessings I will be freed
i hope when i was talking abt groobies + gracks + griddies + grahongoladongas he didnt think i was talkin abt his :(((( (bc green & boobies) (:()
my tatse in women is great we do nawt have 2 dissect tht
♰ mmm... 'we should be lovers instead' ♰
okay i guess since ive suddenly gained hella followers and blew straight past 100 of em i need to feed my chitterlings tm with some art after i finish up the last one from the previous raffle ill run another one soon been swamped with projects and stuff irl ive been a busy guy ok it aint easy being sleezy or was it cheesy no it was definitely cheesy man i want #cheetos #artraffle #art #food #imhungry
Shit man I guess I'm here. Yo folks, names Marceline (sometimes), call me Marcie. I hope you rock stars are having a good afternoon so far.
i'mmmm beginning to suspect sommmme of you are lying about being alternian or knowwwwing alternians but that's beyond mmmmy paygrade
It has come to my pleasant surprise that I am able to adjust certain aspects of my presence here to my own preference, shaping my experience in ways that feel more pleasurable and comfortable. With the senses and capacities I retain, this space offers a rather welcoming introduction to Chittr, and a curious sense of possibility. Enough of that “hornyposting” nonsense; I shall return, for now, to something closer to my usual manner. I apologize if my blunt curiosity has startled or unsettled anyone—I assure you, I am, for the most part, quite ordinary. #NSFW #ImSorry
ONE OF THE GOOD THINGS I WILL SAY ABOUT EARTH-C IS THAT YOU CAN WATCH THE RAIN AND JUST KIND OF APPRECIATE IT FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IT IS WITHOUT WORRYING THAT YOU FORGOT TO REPLACE YOUR ACID-REPELLENT ROOF FORMULA AND THUS HAVE TO DEAL WITH A GAPING FUCKING HOLE IN YOUR HIVE COME TOMORROW EVENING. ITS JUST KIND OF PRETTY, AND IT SOUNDS NICE. GOOD FOR SLEEPING.
Robots do not have a womb, sorry. #NSFW
hoW to get so sopping Wet in one easy step... 😎 https://64.Media.tuMblr.coM/8ecd78ecb460627482ba3831bf71dd94/tuMblr_inline_oe2xVaaEQP1trlz12_640.jpg 😎
"alternian social structures are convoluted" lets go back to the pheremmmmone trails. since you're all so stupid
Another #8lue8lood8luesday fact for you all: 8lue8loods have a long and storied history of 8acksta88ings and dou8le-crossings as a cultural holdover from when they were once considered the same caste! Given just how many there were occupying the same positions in high8lood no8le courts, it 8ecame a necessity to get one over on the competition at any opportunity possi8le without drawing too much attention to oneself! 8lue8lood etiquette dict8s that all 8acksta88ings and dou8lecrossings strike a very delic8 8alance 8etween 8eing costly enough to set the target 8ack socially, 8ut not so disruptive as to affect someone else or seriously maim or harm! All the 8EST 8acksta88ing is su8tle enough to make the unlucky schmuck at the other end look CRAZY for retali8ing overtly. ((#bluebloodbluesday))
#HisGroobies #HisGrack #HisGriddies #Groose #Zelda lmaoooo
GODDDD I WISH THAT WERE ME </3 #FuckinLuckyLMAO
i literally dont even know what 2 do now bc this LITRALLY changes fuckin everything you win not falcon but you you won it :D
soMe real bold folks here... hahaaha... not really My speed... but if it's cool for you... then that's cool... 😎
HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AFD1PUDYCVRE2_3E/HASHTAGMYPLANT.PNG EVERYONE WORSHIP MY PLANT SKILLS. #MYPLANT.
why do i still care. [ 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 ]: .
♰ :) ♰
D-->I am dead so my biologically faculties remain as they were when I died. The only change I have e%perienced on that front was a growth spurt which aligned my bodies age with my mental age following the consumption of a potion made by a friend. I am at the peak of my STRENGTH as I always am, but it has been a while since I have sparred. Being a dream ghost makes straining yourself physically almost impossible which does make me feel a bit out of shape so to speak.
FUUUUUCK WAIT THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING #TheMeta
Part of the issue. Too top-heavy. He has nothing in his posterior. Falcon knows the value in good balance. Excellent chest. Excellent rear. Excellent calves. He's a fucking anatomical model with how chiselled he is.
CONSIDER: groose has these HUUUUUGE grooses ya know his big ol GRACK if u would (his griddies lol)
It would seem I have most gravely underestimated the fervent thirst of you all; yet take heed, for I shall endeavour to quench it in due course. Indeed, some among you hasten to follow at once upon glimpsing my message—hilarious, I say, hilarious..
Please be patient with our staff! We can only have two John's working before the timeline weirdness gets to be too much! Nya!
doin pitch stuff by throwin baseballs at some1 til they manage 2 fuckin hit a hoem run
OH. RIGHT. I HAVE TO TRY DRAWING WITH. ONE REAL HAND. AND ONE METAL. NOW.
D-->Seeing as #b100b100db100sday has perished with une%pected speed I suppose I should continue its legacy by going up one rung on the hemospectrum. Did you know that indigo b100d is remarkably STRONG even when outside the body? It can last for hours without refrigeration and entire sweeps if properly kept. Even so while its resilience is without doubt the quantity that was be necessary to fill an entire robot was quite e%hausting. If it were not for the amount that I shed regularly while sparring I might have had to spend entire nights filling it up or else risk missing my deadline. It is a good thing my self-destru%ive hobbies proved parado%ically helpful when it came to providing material.
Yeah but I hate that guy so I'm goin' to say you said it first. I dunno if what I'm thinkin' really fits the bill, but I guess there's plenty-a time to figure things out. I ain't the type to rush in. Well, okay. I ain't the type to rush in on these things, specifically.
mmmmm / metal slug
:33< milk milk lemeownade :33< around the cornpurr :33< big grenade
♰ im ready to take appointments :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca7c54c2ff67.png #nsfw ♰
did you rob winnie the pooh tell me you didnt run his nonexistent pockets bro
so true youd think that thang is slathered in honey
>+. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG *MIGHT* BE A DAVE .+<
Well then that ruins the fun of like half of it. Thanks for nothin' asshole.
Welcome back, Hatebot 07
glad to see this guy is still going strong godspeed to the websites biggest hater of all time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc52ee7070d6.png
damn you got a good idea there
facts they got taste
who the fuck are all these people suddenly following me today what is this i dont even hornypost they must be here for my stick #stick https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/904adc227a2e.png
why is my stickpost doing numbers right now what the hell is going on actually
You! You f8cking get it!!!!!!!!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/8470aaf7f6034ce74a0b4a5aa2174e37/6303a2f9acbb7b9b-be/s1280x1920/e443d936c0672cb1efa65f947fda8f98c80b3613.jpg always ready
I feel like most people on this dum8shit we8site also really, REALLY forget a8out the aspect of true rivalry! It's not a8out defeating them once and for all, it's a8out 8eing the challenge that they rise a8ove 8ecause you KNOW they could 8e SO much 8etter and that's what you h8 the most a8out them, that they aren't reaching their full potential!
ugh. a pitch relationship is made of romantic feelings in a quadrant that bases itself on challenges and competition whioe stillbcaring about them. you challenge your partner cause you know they can do and be better than they already are.
final thou6ht've the ni6ht... makin' out is soooooo hot... u/◡/u
blehhhhhhh I don't vwanna cook
Went to the store at 4AM, only to see the staff in shambles trying to catch something? didn't initially see it but this stupid looking thing was the creature in question https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/ac/c5/ab/acc5ab46709c3beb92e443128d0f8bd2.jpg
So is a pitch relationship like. Someone you're into but sometimes ya two bite and claw at each other or whatever? Treat your relationship like a lil game-a cat and mouse and swap roles every now and again? 'Cause y'know that don't sound so bad if ya ask me.
Welcome, won't you come inside? Oh I fear the passing year did not deserve you By some devious design Suddenly you're very near, as I prefer you Soaked and shivered from the rain You have always been a delicate disaster Fine in fire and of frame Me and you are overdue for fiendish laughter Oh dear, let me see those smokey eyes 'Cause you're a villainous thing And we can't have you living a lie Oh dear, let's remove those pretty clothes 'Cause you're a villainous thing, oh And I don't think anyone knows, oh oh oh. #lyricposting
4WWW, TH1S 1S 4CTU4LLY CUT3... >:]
WO4H. WOK3 UP COV3R3D 1N MY PLUSH13 P1L3, GU3SS 1T F3LL ON M3 WH1L3 1 SL3PT????
ill b postin somethin specil 4 u guys once i reach 100 followrs ;) #wink
i ain't sure who is in what's direCt messa6es, but what i know is that *i* am 6onna take a nap. would ya kiss a Cowboy 6ood li6ht........ u◡u
noones in my dms and im not in anyone's dms because i stay in my lane
[|87 :: You are ;n the;r dms, 1 am ;n the;r r;bcage w;th a scalpel. We are not the same #gore
well, it hasn’t been a fUll day from oUr perspective, bUt after everything that has happened recently…i’m bloody well going to get a proper sleep! hopefUlly with less frivoloUs bUllshit this time. hmph.
ur rite i hve some but i forgor
i wnt a hug bt sick and idk if im contagous or not
https://64.media.tumblr.com/4ee11139f1e33c5a3c64b335ef31fdf3/a5d5bfe8ea5eaea2-90/s1280x1920/3d36ff26d0cfecb7ba75b6012205789dad112628.jpg lunch break
7ou’re in her dms i’m in her nook we are not the same #nsfw
yippee!
[upon seeing this blank looking post, viewer's device has a screen burned image of the time symbol hidden in a random place, now permanent.]
[|87 :: "1 th;nk 1 fell ;n love 1 th;nk 1 fell ;n love w;th 1 th;nk 1 fell ;n love W;th a monster Stra;tjacket hang;n off the edge of your van;ty Don't be scared, you can seek asylum ;n my ;nsan;ty Well aware that your fam;ly and your fr;ends a;n't a fan of me 1 don't care, 1 don't care, 1 want you Stay w;th you even ;f you need a lobotomy 1 won't stare at your scars, just remember the thought of me When you're t00 far gone, 1'll be hold;n the memory of you 'Cause 1 st;ll want you" #lyr;cpost;n #yearn;n #horror
,,,$ome of you,,,need to be more careful,,,about flapping your lip$ on the internet,,, ,,,you never know,,,who i$ $calping your IP,,,with violent intention,,,and the mean$ to act upon tho$e intention$,,, ,,,thi$ applie$ e$pecially to coldblood$,,,who have gotten,,,far too comfortable,,, #violence #gore
fair enough babe, hmu if that kinsey scale evwer shifts
#bluebloodbluesday did you know: anyone of sufficiently strong will can resist cerulean psionics?
YOUR 1N TH31R DMS, 1'M CO1L1NG 4ROUND 4ND Y4NK1NG TH31R T41L W1TH MY OWN, W3 4R3 NOT TH3 S4M3 #1H4T3TH4TWHORS3SOMUCH
This is the second time I've seen people spitting on the name of the Good Plumber. I can't believe this.
ok maybe charmy isnt that bad #Nuance #DontWannaTakeASideAnymore
but i didnt say which one! i simply think theres only room on this website for one omniscient non-playable character that pushes the plot forward! too many cooks spoils the broth
every single member of the felt needs therapy cause they're fucked up in the head. not me though. crew's ok.
YEAAAA DOWN W/ MARIO
The occasional hoohoo.
ur in her dms n her bed im commentin tht i wnna motorboat her on her slefies we r not the same #nsfw #ig
I PUT A BUNCH OF THE CLOCK APP ON MY PHONE SO NOW THE TOTAL NUMBER OF CLOCKS IN THE MANOR ARE 13,000,000 :)
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take!
you're in her dms. uhm. i'm not.
*backwards long jumps directly towards your position hitting a frame perfect smooch on the way, blessing you with a record of 0.413 seconds*
⚚ha⚚ Is A Ve℞y, Ve℞y Specific Feeling. So No.
I Can'T IgnorE YoU Do AnythinG FoR YoU I Do AdorE YoU #lyrics
glub..
2uppo2e ii can joiin glub po2tiin..
Dare I say it? Gl- nay. I shan't.
SMOKING SO MUCH IM PRODUCING CHEM TRAILS #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
glub glub? glub! #glubposting #jokeoftheday
wWw glub glub glug glub glub glub. glub glub glub glub glub? glub glub #spreadlove #positivity #glubposting wWw
:33< mewtubpurrs who put the discorpse ping in their videos should be put to death
>+. I SURE WOULD LIKE TO GET OFF THE COUCH .+> >+. THE HUMBLE 300 POUND DOG THAT LOVES ME; .+<
well, most of my plans fell through today. stressed, frustrated. gotta make the most of it!
glub #glubposting
YEAG< Guess I can post the full image I used for my pfp. Course it's me, just to give you an idea of what you're gettin https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119030973_avIkVpYaIsa2jFc.png (Artist credit; Henyoki)
if you're ever feeling down tell yourself to keep those nips up.
A reminder for non-seadwellers to read my glubpost about glubposting!
glub #glubposting
>>| here, my second favorite movie. love how troll .ellen ripley, .a female jadeblood, survives .in such ship. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_020.jpg
:33< of course she is why wouldnt she be shes the same charactpurr but woman and a meat workpurr
:33< like i knoooow its nyat what mew meant or intended even but :33< thats all i could think of like furkin batman but instead its a woman in the meat packing industry
D --> This "Fiend" on my feed should be stripped of their devices, this is the only rational decision
D --> I hate this. To defecate in such a pure, beautiful icon is practically sacrilege. Never post again
:33< i wish to kiss women...
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DAYUM. xo)
I can see making that po+st was a mistake. I'm so+rry to+ the... bulge curato+r, I suppo+se? #nsfw ?
B33 < they cannyat stop you walking around topless in a skirt in your own home B;33 < or your furry cool matesprit's home
i wanna sleep in my Cupe foreverrrrr... this ain't fair. -◡-
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NINE FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM THE BIG TWO HUNDO. THAHAT'S KINDA COOL. :o)
✨The stars today...✨ ...are apparently just giving you permission two do whatever the hell, honestly. It's a total free-for-all today. Lucky numbers are 3, 4, 5, 11, and 41. #dailyhoroscope #fortune
...I serio+usly need to+ develo+p higher standards.
Green Spirit Halloween Skeleton and iRobot pitch flirting on our fucking timelines??? In front of god and everyone and my raisin?????
[ THANK YOU FOR THE AGREEMENT THAT CALIBORN IS A QUEEF @porcelainPrankster ]
ready fer the damn wweather to stabilize im sick a this shit
♰ okay so perhaps i find meowbeasts cute i can accept that they just look so soft and dopey sometimes ♰
Let me gO On recOrd when I saY thIs YO: I WILL NEVER tag a clOwn church. NOt OnlY dO I nOt have a death wIsh, YO, but I reallY lIke em! HOw dO YOu thInk I get the paInt I use FFOr graFFFFItI? TheY're reallY gOOd all-natural supplIers, YO! #clOwnsareprettYcOOl #graFFFFItI #suppOrtartIsts #hOnkYO
T)(ere are no wort)(less trolls! All of us are spes)(oal!
[Another uncaptioned post, its a mirror selfie, from his hips to his shoulders. He's posed himself just so in a way that leaves what's left to the viewer's imagination. He's fully nude and a bit damp from a shower. The towel is being held with his free hand, thrown over his shoulder while he cocks his hip up some. A little bit of bush and some happy trail just peeks up from the bottom of the photo. #nsfw just in case. ;)]
STOP PLANNING TO CULL -EAC)( OT)(-ER IN MY CLAMM-ENTS S-EACTION!
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=>>ugh the cøffee Machine is brøken AGAIN! Anyøne care tø send Me like 10 caegars tø buy frøM dunkin>>>
I l◯◯vee wwwwhen ȺȺȺȺ m◯†herfucker PȺil§ me liiiike †heeeey wwwȺn† †◯ cull mee #n§fw
As long as they don't call me late for supper!
They call me Prank Sinatra.
Ah the lesbian sheep problem Someone has to make the first move Both want to be wooed Neither initiates You may have to take this into your own hands dear
you could cull someone with this fucking thing
...it's just a broken nose. easy peasy fix. he probably even liked getting pinned #itsnotthatserious #freemyboyhedidnothingwrong #immyboybtw...
:33< a cat girls vagina? :33< thats what i call a pussies pussy! :33< #nsfw
:33< yayyyy!!!
im haPPy ANd a GOOd FRIENd im haPPy ANd a GOOd FRIENd im h
... Good evening everyone. stay hydrated and eat something.
:33< im kissing mew!!! :33< mwah mwah mwah!!! :33< kitty kisses!!! <3 <3 <3
...secret phone...
happy t0 be 0f assistance t0 y0ur sch0larly persuits. 0u0
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! GOOD MORNING ROACHES, YOUR FAVORITE PUPPET IS BACK!!!
I c9uld care less f9r kissing is what I've learned t9day
they believed very heavily in accepting and helping s0cial 0utcasts. they believed in bl00d split f0r 0ne an0ther being the m0st h0ly act. they existed with empathy and that empathy made them str0ng.
Our chivalry can sometimes hold us back Reapect itself corrupts to hesitance Heavy is the belt that wears the strap
they liked t0 debate 0n the nature 0f their g0d's inner circle and heavily emphasized c00perati0n and b0nds thr0ugh h0nesty and freely sh0wing frustrati0ns.
if y0u want a sch0larly analysis 0f any 0f the aspects 0f the ancient religi0ns 0f earth c feel free t0 ask. 0u0
hhhhhhh #imnothing but lady boxcars is abutch. dickorlackthereofnotwithstanding.
t0 expand up0n the ancient earth c belief structure. light had tw0 g0ddesses 0ne f0r luck and 0ne f0r kn0wledge. space had three, the g0ddess 0f the hunt, the g0ddess 0f creati0n, and the g0d 0f dipl0macy. mind and bl00d had 0ne each and s0 did breath. v0id had a mystery cult dedicated t0 finding j0y in the unkn0wn. heart was a rather vi0lent belief. s0 0n and s0 f0rth.
-=[ hhi chittr x-)_☺]=-
hahaaa... Watching tWo squaWkgulls fighting oVer the saMe snippercritter... 😎 nature is aWesoMe, and don't you forget it 😎
earth c has a weird religi0us system. the ancients believed there were tw0 time g0ds, 0ne 0f the set up f0r the inevitable and 0ne t0 exact that inevitability. i w0nder what that's based 0n. 0u0
Blue.... Blue and warm and smooth and viscuous.... #vagueposting
> You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. > PS: Create an vaguely OOC introduction pin already! > Your (not often advertised) name is PHIL STERNWOOD and you're as human as can be, though you're located in the Carapacian-locale of MIDNIGHT CITY. Though as an original trailblazer in the field of FRENESTROLOGY you can hit the bricks and be found all across space time from EARTH C to ALTERNIA to the DREAMBUBBLES and everything in-between. As a resident PROBLEM SLEUTH you tend to get up to all sorts of SHENANIGANS and GOINGS-ON. People looking to solicit your services (or solicit in general) can feel free to do so with your DIRECT-MESSAGES always open. You in fact are happy to IN-PERSON ROLEPLAY there or on MXPARP, whichever is more convenient. You're a shameless FLIRT and often make it known to all the dames, but despite your womanizing ways you love a strong independent woman who CAN LITERALLY JUST KILL YOU. Moreover you've picked up a slew of DOMESTIC SKILLS to try and impress and chat with women, from COOKING to FASHION. Lately though, those trolls and their ALLURING HORNS have made you question if your interests are purely DAME FOCUSED or if you're more flexible in your interests. Regardless, clients should expect plenty of # substances in your posts, as well as the occasional # nsfw post here or there. But as a real GENTLEMAN most of your real proclivities will be behind closed doors and nothing too NSFW should be found on your profile itself. > LOOKING FOR A HARD FELLA TO SLEUTH YOUR PROBLEM? THINGS GETTING TO HOT TO HANDLE? NEED A TOUGH STUD TO SORT IT ALL OUT? 1-800-HOT-STUD https://i.postimg.cc/2ShhJ3DZ/sl.png
3833 < Coveting... > https://64.media.tumblr.com/8879257f55c1d249b0e4e43772bc9ba2/tumblr_inline_pfu758sP161s41xli_500.jpg
chittr is incredibly interesting. it gives me the 0pp0rtunity t0 p0ke and praud at d00med timelines even with0ut the bubbles. it's an incredibly f0rtunate find. 0u0
im glad you liked it!
3833 < Meh. Everyone has their demons! > 3833
:33< exactly!
SORRY, 1 C4N UND3RST4ND HOW 1T M1GHT R34D TH4T W4Y THOUGH
:33< i love saying weird shit online thats 99% of my charm!!!
Today's late breakfast is: French toast (challah bread for heartiness), berries, orange juice (some pulp). Antidepressant pill.
nnot me. i am always happy
orb! orb! orb! orb! orb! (ponder that funky orb).
:33 < i suppawse nyot. :33 < nyot all dave's are cool kids
silk bottega robe with the decorated sleeves perfect shade of black I'm absorbing all the heat. #lyricsposting (Lucien Lachance- Aura Merchant)
WOKE nursery rhymes be like the it/ze/bit/xe spider
we goin to the park https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/162aa8a06538.jpeg