For the crazies (#derogatory) that follow me and made a whole... um... following for the page of hope... i sincerely hope you think that im just not real. A legend even. A false legend. I dont like you. :)
Oh good gravy a bunch of mortal small fry get their digs in on our name making goofy wishes and you just turn your nose up. What bad form man come on they have little else.
Ill just have to pick up the slack myself i guess and do all the heavy lifting for the ol public image. Phew doggy it really does a number on my back carrying us aloft in the sea of public opinion but *some* here (not naming names) (but if i WAS it might be YOUR NAME jake) refuse to tread common fricken water.
Yowzers ive been there. You would think making a bumbling fool of yourself at every available social gathering would deter the masses. It just seems to whip them up into a bigger frenzy! Goodspeed fella. Godspeed.
If you want to jump timelines and take them be my guest, i would rather be treated like any other person than a god.
At least one of my other selves agrees with me. Thank you. I really *really* need it!
Well shucks man whats the point in having all this good juju if youre going to be a stick in the mud huh.
Earth t's followers are... another breed of people. In such a way that its incredibly distasteful. Id much rather be doing my usual adventuring in the mountains or caves than lead whats essentially a bunch of cultists.
Ah phooey send them my way ill sign their post cards.
I will gladly do that if they can figure out timeline jumping because i am not making dave do it.
Shoot id get the dude on the phone for it if i could!