Seeking new member of earth cs pantheon! New forth alpha kid for hire and it could be YOU! Dear ol dirk had to be knocked off the docket and taken down a peg or two and we are swiftly looking to divvy up his position PRONTO. Applications open! Hit my line and we could be sitting pretty as SPANKING NEW best bros.
Prospective suckers please apply, particularly those eager to be talked shit about in the same breath as getting your knob polished. Before promptly being dropped in favor of paying attention to literally anything else. Don't enjoy the peace for long, because five minutes later he'll come crawling back with a retelling of the same old sob story you've heard time and time again.
Aw narts tav. Had you commented only moments prior to mister erisol swooping in with the deciding vote then i would have totally taken you in! But you were just a smidge too late. :(
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/841f673ade6e.png is dirk safe is he alright
nOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Oh hey darth vader!! I love that movie. :)
Better than ever.
I do hope someone with a long enough rod can poke this guy off his high horse. Youre driving me UP THE FRICKEN WALL now that youve gotten all uppity on me!
Good luck finding someone bigger and longer than me.
just so happens my my rods been recently upgraded wwith pokin capacity commensurate to the both a yours or dare i say evven greater
Watch where you're soliciting. Liable to break one of the Ten Brommandments.