IN HINDSIGHT, I TOOK THE COWARD'S WAY OUT OF THE TIERMAKER TREND, BUT I WOULD STILL FIND IT VERY DIFFICULT TO USE THE PROVIDED FORMAT TO RANK THE CREATOR PANTHEON, SO I AM USING THIS FORMAT INSTEAD. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/13/image_2026-04-13_115114010.png
OH. WOW. THE 30TH COMMENT. WHAT A MILESTONE. I WOULD OFFER YOU A PRIZE, BUT THE TERM "RICHER THAN GOD" BECAME OBSOLETE BECAUSE OF YOU, SPECIFICALLY. YOU CAN HAVE A FORTUNE COOKIE OR SOMETHING, BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT IT SAYS.
Oh boy, the jackpot. I believe the shred of my fate delivered via diminutive paper note reads "HELP! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"
Why am i there??
BECAUSE YOUR SPECIFIC BRAND OF "FUCKED IN THE HEAD" MAKES ME WANT TO STRANGLE YOU, NOT CONSOLE YOU.
Boy howdy dude from the looks of this here post it seems like you wanna do a whole helluva lot more than strangle. Unless its my chicken youre itching to choke!
And i do mean that #nsfw ways. Heh.
SHUUUUT THE FUCK UP. I'M NOT COMING ONTO ANYBODY. THE TIERLIST HAD *TWENTY* INDIVIDUALS TO SORT BETWEEN *FOUR* CATEGORIES, SO I PICKED THE CLOSEST OR MOST PLAUSIBLE OF THE FOUR AS TO NOT EXCLUDE ANYBODY. I'M NOT TRYING TO DO A DAMN FUCKING THING TO YOUR "CHICKEN". #NSFW
Okie dokie! If we were kicking feet and clicking heels in the physical world id slip you a key card with my hotel deets but SUIT yourself.
I'M GOING TO TRY TO SAY THIS AS GENUINELY AND WITH AS MUCH HELPFUL INTENT AS I CAN SQUEEZE OUT OF MY PUSHER, YOU DON'T WANT TO STICK YOURSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BULLSHIT SITUATION WITH YOUR DEPRESSING ASS ALTERNATE.