I second booting every last uppity strider variant off this site. Except for the daves of course. Theyre wonderful and they can stay.
Egads! I totally forgot about you sir! I would of course never be so boneheaded as to include the paramour of the troll president himself! You are naturally excluded from this declaration.
Oh. Okay. Yay!
interesting for you to say when you’re the one coming over to hookup. #nsfw
Balderdash! Im merely coming over to help you remember? Provided you do still want to be helped that is
i was all good with just being helped. you were the one who started hitting on me. you’re taking advantage of a guy trying to get better.
Now hold your frigging horses here. Youre making me out to be lecherous fork tongued sleazebag!! You have been passing me the mitt as much as i have you.
Not that i have been passing you the mitt or anything. As id like to reiterate. Im just the upstanding sort looking for charity work.
hm.
Something i said?